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Humanity has finally found a way to communicate with crabs, we realize they're smarter than us. Now that they know we know, what are they going to do?

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Every night you dream that you talk to a genie, when you wake up you can't remember what you wished for. One morning you wake up with a giant crab pincer replacing your right arm. What do you do?

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Humanity has finally found a way to communicate with crabs, we realize they're smarter than us. Now that they know we know, what are they going to do?

You seen that one episode of South Park?

Every night you dream that you talk to a genie, when you wake up you can't remember what you wished for. One morning you wake up with a giant crab pincer replacing your right arm. What do you do?

I silently freak out, and question why and how I got the crab limb. Then I try and tell my family and ask to be taken to the hospital.

Humanity has finally found a way to communicate with crabs, we realize they're smarter than us. Now that they know we know, what are they going to do?

Be crabby about it. Make krabby patties. Bitch to Mr. Krabs.

Every night you dream that you talk to a genie, when you wake up you can't remember what you wished for. One morning you wake up with a giant crab pincer replacing your right arm. What do you do?

Make sure i pee sitting down till i got used to using my left arm.

You’re picking up the check right…right?

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Every night you dream that you talk to a genie, when you wake up you can't remember what you wished for. One morning you wake up with a giant crab pincer replacing your right arm. What do you do?

Thank all the deities that, this day, I did not wake up with morning wood!

Every night you dream that you talk to a genie, when you wake up you can't remember what you wished for. One morning you wake up with a giant crab pincer replacing your right arm. What do you do?well I would walk the Beaches pinching all Bikini’s off the ladies then go prune there gardens

The year is 2184, average earth temperature has doubled, only a few million people remain on earth. A green-movement managed to travel back to 2022. What are they doing?

Drilling for oil

Every night you dream that you talk to a genie, when you wake up you can't remember what you wished for. One morning you wake up with a giant crab pincer replacing your right arm. What do you do?

Oh my, Prometheus is bigger than I thought.

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OMG I think I left my dildo in the dish washer!

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Humanity has finally found a way to communicate with crabs, we realize they're smarter than us. Now that they know we know, what are they going to do?

Humanity has finally found a way to communicate with crabs, we realize they're smarter than us. Now that they know we know, what are they going to do?

Well, we humans are going to develop a language/interface/system that allows the Crabs to take environmental samples and report changes in the earths bodies of water.

The technology will be non-toxic non-invasive and forward compatible with user serviceable parts.

The Crabs will also liaise with Dolphins as they too have the required intelligence needed to undertake such tasks once the training required is achieved.

They just want to live in a toxic free environment, no nefarious ‘Crab Invasion’ plots to be found here and all talk of invasions or what seem like land invasions can be explained away and seen in one of your favourite nature documentaries.*did you see that ?

Leaked documents show that there is another development in the pipeline, a titanium claw overlay prosthetic that adapts to the crabs pincers and so enables them to free marine life caught in discarded fishing nets or stuck in discarded drink cans on beaches etc.

The crabs can be transported by dolphin in an emergency to further depths or distances and in addition there are teams of paired dolphins and crabs that patrol the waters continually monitoring alerting and maintaining safety in regards to human made hazards.

Every night you dream that you talk to a genie, when you wake up you can't remember what you wished for. One morning you wake up with a giant crab pincer replacing your right arm. What do you do?

Humanity has finally found a way to communicate with crabs, we realize they're smarter than us. Now that they know we know, what are they going to do? Slowly, deliberately, claws begin moving sand, creating what must be an exit strategy.

When someone blames your for something you obviously did but you still act shocked they assumed you.

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Every night you dream that you talk to a genie, when you wake up you can't remember what you wished for. One morning you wake up with a giant crab pincer replacing your right arm. What do you do?

Learn to play the piano with a giant crab pincers replacing my right arm!? (I still got a shutter-button pincer at least!!)

OMG, what do you really want ?

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Every night you dream that you talk to a genie, when you wake up you can't remember what you wished for. One morning you wake up with a giant crab pincer replacing your right arm. What do you do?

Amazed at the sight of my arm, I call out, “Hey genie, I know I was thinking about having some crab for dinner, but it’d be cannibalism to have some now.”

Every night you dream that you talk to a genie, when you wake up you can't remember what you wished for. One morning you wake up with a giant crab pincer replacing your right arm. What do you do?

hi

Never speak to me or my frog EVER again

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Every night you dream that you talk to a genie, when you wake up you can't remember what you wished for. One morning you wake up with a giant crab pincer replacing your right arm. What do you do?

You reach for and destroy your Alexa, causing you to overslept for work. During the rush to get ready for work you also destroy your comb and toothbrush

when you’re pretending to not pay attention to family drama but someone actually does some fucked up shit and you can’t control your emotions

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Humanity has finally found a way to communicate with crabs, we realize they're smarter than us. Now that they know we know, what are they going to do?

Sit and wait in the depths of the oceans. Sacrificing their weakest to be devoured by the walking flesh beings. While they wait for humanities inevitable demise at their own hands. Then and only then will they make shells out of our skulls and kingdoms out of our bones.

Humanity has finally found a way to communicate with crabs, we realize they're smarter than us. Now that they know we know, what are they going to do?

Overthrow us, duh. The Great World War of Humans is what it will be called when humanity looses.

Maybe they’ll raise us like cattle but I don’t wanna think about that possibility (even though it’s not a real possibility).

The year is 2184, average earth temperature has doubled, only a few million people remain on earth. A green-movement managed to travel back to 2022. What are they doing?

X: Bad Humor (Can I legally call it humor?) I didn’t double check for spelling.

“Sasha! Get back here!” Blizzard yelled.

Sasha, the one in question, was lagging behind and looking at every store she passed. “Wait, I’m trying that Boba thingy from the history books!” The younger of the two replied.

Blizzard just sighed and retorted, “We have Boba Tea at Home!”

This caused Sasha to whisper to herself in an upset manner, “Not everywhere.” She then continued but raised her voice for Blizzard to hear. “The Boba back home sucks! It tastes like paper.”

Scoffing, Blizard responded like the answer was obvious. “That’s because the cups and straws are paper. You only have a few minutes, at best, to drink before it leaks. That’s why cold drinks barely ever get ordered anymore. It’s not worth the-”. Cutting her off, Sasha finished the sentence whilst rolling her eyes. “It’s not worth the brain freeze, I know.”

“Whatever”, Blizzard drops the subject, feeling dejected. “We aren’t here to argue about such trivial matters.” Sasha actually agreed with Blizzard for a change, stating, “You’re right! We’re to mess up the freakin’ timeline, not debate.” Blizzard chuckled at Sasha’s brashness and started walking again.

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After an hour of walking around the mall, both women finally figure out that a building isn’t automatically the White House just because it’s white. The only reason they figured it out was because the old man that looked like former President Joe Biden wasn’t surrounded by any security. And the fact that he had a prosthetic leg may have helped too.

“I mean, it isn’t that big of a deal.” Sasha tries to light up the mood but ultimately failed. Blizzard glares as she retorts, “How could it not be a big deal?”.

Sasha is quick to respond, “Well, even if that was Joe Biden, how would it help?”

“Wha-”

“The 46th President of the United States dies by the end of his term. And this is that year, right?” Sasha asked.

“No. It is currently 2022 and the end of his term is in 2024. This is exactly why I told you to do your research!” Blizzard informs the other.

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“Okay! Plan B.” Sasha breaths out as she tries, keyword being tries, to work the old computer. The two of them were able to buy a Apple iMac, which was 27-inches, for only $1,799.99 dollars!

“Are you sure this is gonna work?” Blizzard asks, looking nervous. Sasha, on the other hand, was fairly confident that a YouTube video would be the best way to get publicity.

“What’s up guys! Sasha here, ready to dish out the future’s forecast!” Don’t judge the girl she’s only seen a few videos on the so-called “YouTube” and every person talked like this.

Blizzard put her hand on her forehead while shake her head. If they screwed up, death would be waiting for them back home. Not because of exile or anything like this that, oh no! It’s because the planet is currently dying and the food ran out a week ago!

Sasha shared who they were, the current situation in the year 2184 and multiple theories of how to help defuse the situation. Most of the theories came from the scientists they had left but she also included her personal favorite, kill every person who litters or uses plastic!!! Hehehehehehehehehe *ahem* Sasha isn’t thirsty for blood. It’s okay! Anywho, she also shared why Blizzard is named Blizzard. Her parents were praying for a Blizzard since they lived in Florida. Double the heat of regular Florida, Florida. What Blizzard’s parents didn’t know is that God wasn’t listening because he got tired of it. God be a savage like that. Plus, it’s humankind’s fault anyway and God isn’t human, he just created all of humanity. Which kinda means he created all of the problems? NO! Stop! Ummmmmmmm look, it’s a pigeon.

There’s no pigeon.

They went extinct 56 years ago.

When they say to “act natural” in a movie.

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Yzma trying to dump out the poison without looking suspicious.

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