Yzma Trying To Dump Out The Poison Without Looking Suspicious.

Jayce: Can I be frank with you guys?

Viktor: Sure, but I don’t see how changing your name is gonna help.

Vi: Can I still be Vi?

Caitlyn: Shh, let Frank speak.

Caitlyn: In your opinion, what’s the height of stupidity?

Viktor turning to Jayce: How tall are you?

Juliette: What’s up guys. I’m back.

Calliope: What the- you can’t be here. I literally saw you die.

Juliette: Death is a social construct.

Viktor: Jayce, you’re testifying in an aggravated assault case tomorrow, and the DA is worried about how you will present yourself on the stand.

Jayce: Why? I’m fine on the stand?

*flashback to testimony #1*

Jayce: Look, I’ll make this real simple so even these dumdums can understand.

Jayce: MAN. DID. CRIME.

*flashback to testimony #2*

Jayce: I’m sorry, could you make her stop doing that weird thing with her face?

Mel, next to the crying defendant: … Crying?

*flashback to testimony #3

Jayce: And when this is over, I’m gonna find you and I’m gonna break all those little fingers.

Mel: Could the witness please stop threatening the stenographer?

Claggor: You are now one day closer to eating your next plate of nachos.

Vi: That’s the most hopeful thing I’ve ever heard.

Mylo: But what if I die tomorrow and never eat any nachos?

Powder/Jinx: Then tomorrow is nacho lucky day.

*And then they all got blown up by someone that rhymes with mowder/pinx. The end*

Arcane as Breaking Bad Quotes Part: 2

Vi: I uh… I eat a lot of frozen stuff … it’s usually pretty bad, I mean the pictures are always so awesome, you know? It’s like “Hell yeah, I’m starved for this lasagna!” And then you nuke it and the cheese gets all scabby on the top and it’s like … it’s like you are eating a scab… I mean, seriously, what’s that about?

Caitlyn: *getting down on one knee*

Vi: It’s finally happening.

Caitlyn: *falls over*

Jinx: *whispering* The poison is kicking in.

Jinx: Okay. I get it. You’ve had a really hard time lately, you’re stressed out, seven people died.

Silco: Twelve, actually.

Jinx: Not the point. Look, they are dead now and really whose fault is that?

Silco: Yours!

Jinx: That’s right: no one’s.

Jayce: I turned out perfectly fine.

Viktor: Jayce, this morning you thought a ghost made your toast.

Jayce: I DIDN’T PUT THE BREAD IN! YOU DIDN’T PUT THE BREAD IN.

Viktor, in a high voice, holding Barbie: Hey Ken! I was thinking about going back to school and starting a career.

Jayce, in a deep voice, holding Ken: Nonsense, Barbie. You’re staying home and having my kids.

Caitlyn: What the fuck are you guys doing?

Jayce: Playing systematic oppression