Hbo War - Blog Posts

u know what actually, thank god you’re all still into dead war vets who are allegedly fucking. it’s an honor rpf-ing a 23 year old show made for dads and uncles who salute the flag unironically.

​tom hanks we are in ur walls cornplating this show, wringing it down and screencapping to its last blurred pixel of a minor background character featured in a nondescript scene you’ve already forgotten you’ve filmed. every government website or sketchy war museum will become an unwilling collaborator to rpf. we are making every single soldier in this regiment kiss in half-destroyed billets, and give each other chaffing, shitty handjobs in a bastogne foxhole. no ground is sacred. every theater of war is fair play. no man will be spared from romance of debilitating degrees

"flying a b-17 is a lot like playing jazz" —rosie rosenthal, probably

Cpt. H. Sobel: *Bullies Lt. Dick Winters, and his overall company, with the most insane orders (which are impossible to comply to), and gives him the option to a) suck it up, or b) take him to be Court Martialed*

Lt. D. Winters: *decides to take him to be court martialed*

Cpt. H. Sobel:

Everyone, when hearing an incoming:

Meanwhile Speirs:

“ what the fuck, richard “

i hope this hasn’t been done before but it probably has

Malarkey: I have 7 empty notebooks and no idea what to put in them, any suggestions?

Perconte: Put spaghetti in them

Malarkey: I am taking suggestions from anyone, except you

Muck: Put spaghetti in them

Malarkey: I'm taking suggestions from anyone, except from the two of you

Luz: Put spaghetti in them

Malarkey: I am no longer taking suggestions

Lipton: Why is there blood everywhere? ? ! !

Speirs: I may have aggressively poked someone with a knife .

Lipton: yoU STABBED SOMEONE! ! ?? ! ?

Speirs: No no, aggressively poked them with a knife.

more easy company men as tumblr shit posts because this is my only hobby atm

no i will not elaborate

Webster: About a week ago, Lieb and I kissed .

Skinny: and?

Webster: . . .

Webster: I thought you'd be more surprised

Skinny: Oh sorry

Skinny: *in a shocked voiced* AND?

Winters: Are you okay and/or mentally stable?

Doc Roe: Sorry the person you are trying to reach can't come to the phone right now. Please leave a message after the beep.

Winters: Doc, this is a verbal conversation.

Doc Roe: Beeeeeep.

Speirs: I'd love to be sorry for that, but we all know I've done much, much worse

Webster: I know you're deflecting by making jokes about how hot you are.

Liebgott: It's not a joke! I'm a legit snack!

Web: I think you're over-thinking it.

Lieb: l think you're *under*thinkng it.

stephen e ambrose when researching easy company for band of brothers:

spiers trying to explain why rumours are untrustworthy(?) through his weird extensive roman history knowledge that i honestly still don’t understand:

Toye: Luz, put on some pants or at least some really high socks.

Luz: Really high socks it is, then!

Doc Roe : Are you okay?

Babe: Yeah.

Doc Roe: Are you hurt?

Babe: No.

Doc Roe: *smacks him*

Doc Roe: Then what were you thinking

Winter: Lip, gather the others, we need to have another Luz-is-doing-somethlng-stupid-again-and-we-have-to-stop-hlm-before-he-hurts-someone convention .

Babe: I lied to Gene. I told him I would leave hlm alone, but I will not.

Babe: I will remain close by to provide unseen moral support.

Band of Brothers & Troubled Birds

one of my favourite moments in band of brothers is when dicks just like nope ❤️ to sink’s orders

Babe, waking up at 12 am: IT’S MY BIRTHDAY!

Babe, waking up at 9 am: IT’S STILL MY BIRTHDAY!!!

Webster: 👁👄👁

Liebgott: Webster, you arrogant slut.