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u know what actually, thank god you’re all still into dead war vets who are allegedly fucking. it’s an honor rpf-ing a 23 year old show made for dads and uncles who salute the flag unironically.
tom hanks we are in ur walls cornplating this show, wringing it down and screencapping to its last blurred pixel of a minor background character featured in a nondescript scene you’ve already forgotten you’ve filmed. every government website or sketchy war museum will become an unwilling collaborator to rpf. we are making every single soldier in this regiment kiss in half-destroyed billets, and give each other chaffing, shitty handjobs in a bastogne foxhole. no ground is sacred. every theater of war is fair play. no man will be spared from romance of debilitating degrees
Cpt. H. Sobel: *Bullies Lt. Dick Winters, and his overall company, with the most insane orders (which are impossible to comply to), and gives him the option to a) suck it up, or b) take him to be Court Martialed*
Lt. D. Winters: *decides to take him to be court martialed*
Cpt. H. Sobel:
every friend group should include:
*screenshots not mine*
Everyone, when hearing an incoming:
Meanwhile Speirs:
Liebgott's "baby bear hunched stomping" 🐻
Band of brothers doodles (part 2) : Speirs
“ what the fuck, richard “
i hope this hasn’t been done before but it probably has
Don’t you agree that cottage core Webgott
Isnt cottage core Webgott just
Lewis Nixon:
Winters: One of my youngests, David, is being tested for the gifted program at his school and my other son, George, thinks his toothbrush is haunted.
Nixon: Man I don’t know how you deal with these kids. They look like a handful.
Winters: *watching Liebgott strangle Webster, Luz and Malarkey randomly screaming, Talbert trying to set fire to a sleeping Guarnere, and Toye choking on air*
Winters: I don’t know either.
“When my mother was pregnant with me, they did an ultrasound and found she was having twins. When they did another ultrasound a few weeks later, they discovered that I had resorbed the other fetus. Do I regret this? No, I believe his tissues made me stronger. I now have the strength of a grown man and a little baby.”
— Captain Ron Speirs
Shifty: i'm sorry, major winters, but today's been a hard day
Shifty: *takes two shots of milk*
Malarkey: I have 7 empty notebooks and no idea what to put in them, any suggestions?
Perconte: Put spaghetti in them
Malarkey: I am taking suggestions from anyone, except you
Muck: Put spaghetti in them
Malarkey: I'm taking suggestions from anyone, except from the two of you
Luz: Put spaghetti in them
Malarkey: I am no longer taking suggestions
Lipton: Why is there blood everywhere? ? ! !
Speirs: I may have aggressively poked someone with a knife .
Lipton: yoU STABBED SOMEONE! ! ?? ! ?
Speirs: No no, aggressively poked them with a knife.
more easy company men as tumblr shit posts because this is my only hobby atm
no i will not elaborate
Webster: About a week ago, Lieb and I kissed .
Skinny: and?
Webster: . . .
Webster: I thought you'd be more surprised
Skinny: Oh sorry
Skinny: *in a shocked voiced* AND?
Winters: Are you okay and/or mentally stable?
Doc Roe: Sorry the person you are trying to reach can't come to the phone right now. Please leave a message after the beep.
Winters: Doc, this is a verbal conversation.
Doc Roe: Beeeeeep.
Speirs: I'd love to be sorry for that, but we all know I've done much, much worse
Webster: I know you're deflecting by making jokes about how hot you are.
Liebgott: It's not a joke! I'm a legit snack!
Web: I think you're over-thinking it.
Lieb: l think you're *under*thinkng it.
shifty: do you ever feel bugs on you when there are no bugs?
speirs: those are the ghosts of all the bugs you’ve killed
shifty:
lipton: look what you did, you scared him you stupid idiot