I Love When You Just Click The Share Link On A Picture On Your Phone And You Get A Bunch Of Batshit Insane

I believe in you who believes in me Let’s soar even higher with our beautiful wings (twt)

remembering that octopus brains are donut shaped cause their esophagus goes thru the middle of their head and sometimes they die from brain damage from meal too big, and saying a long prayer before bed every night that if something like that happens to me i will be able to handle it gracefully

my watery friend... are you too brushed with the pattern of the dappled light...?

The venom movies are so funny because not only are they good, people really saw a black edgy monster and log into Xitter.com to complain about Big Woke making venom gay for “no reason” meanwhile the artist on the venom series has been Monsterfucker Number One (#1) since day one. And then they cast Tom Hardy as Eddie. Straight Guys YOU are the weird ones here insisting he has been straight all along.

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People are so stupid about snakes. If there's a little black racer chilling outside just leave it alone, you don't have to kill it, it's probably dealing with all your pests for you, jesus christ

if ur gonna be pressed into service by your liege lord, u want to be the swiftest rider. get good at horses, because they're always sending the swiftest rider off to do some other shit that is, crucially, away from the battlefield. I'm telling u. when ur forces are outnumbered and the enemy legions show up with some unexpected advantage, someone in command is gonna say, "send the swiftest rider to alert the queen!!!" that's u. u want to be that guy