If Ur Gonna Be Pressed Into Service By Your Liege Lord, U Want To Be The Swiftest Rider. Get Good At

whenever I see gimmick blogs I don't consider that they have a separate main blog or anything else. That's just what they do all the time. God put them on the internet to count the number of lobsters in other posts and nothing else.

Why is his name Puss in Boots? It's like calling a rooster wearing socks Cock in Socks

curiosity got the best of me and i found out the first fic ever with the tag gallavich on ao3 is an incest fic

did i tell u guys i got into an argument on twitter bc i said foxes are dogs and someone tried to bring up their actual fuckin. classification or whatever and i just said “foxes are dogs cause they are fluffye” and they kept arguing with me. the entire time i was like “you will not survive the immigration to tumblr you are lucky we are not there right now”

Hey dude. I noticed that you seem to be having a lot of symbolic association with the ouroboros icon and I just wanted to know if you were like. ok. or like, that you're experiencing time linearly and not stuck in an eternal loop of the same events.

the need to talk about the characters vs the fear that all of my analysis is just empty prose and surface level understanding

They are friends, trust me

“There are no female aliens in our game because we don’t know how to make a female version of this alien” You know that alien you just designed? That male alien? Give it a female voice actor and have characters refer to it as she. That’s it. That’s literally all you have to do 

Make her shorter if you must

Make her BIGGER if you aren’t a coward 

Going to clown court tomorrow