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the ship of theseus wikipedia article in 2003. 20 years later, after 1792 total edits, 0% of its original phrasing remains. (x)

why are you googling pregnancy tests and abortions. Are you doing research for a scrampire mpr

The most humbling thing that's ever happened to me is someone thinking it's more likely that I am writing Sesame Street MPreg than me having sex in real life.

imagine you're some guy and you're going through the woods one day and you stumble upon a house and the people who live there just give you free food and eventually let you inside and it's like nothing you've ever seen before and the people are so nice and loving towards you and then one day they decide to never let you leave again, steal your balls, and give you a stupid fucking hair cut

The venom movies are so funny because not only are they good, people really saw a black edgy monster and log into Xitter.com to complain about Big Woke making venom gay for “no reason” meanwhile the artist on the venom series has been Monsterfucker Number One (#1) since day one. And then they cast Tom Hardy as Eddie. Straight Guys YOU are the weird ones here insisting he has been straight all along.

anon hate

Witty response

Going to clown court tomorrow

whenever I see gimmick blogs I don't consider that they have a separate main blog or anything else. That's just what they do all the time. God put them on the internet to count the number of lobsters in other posts and nothing else.

Why is his name Puss in Boots? It's like calling a rooster wearing socks Cock in Socks