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2 months ago

Marauders era characters as things my friends have said part 32

Barty: *holding coca-cola*

James: is that open? Can I have it?

Barty: it’s open and I’ve started drinking it

James: die

Barty: 😊

James: don’t be so happy. Die. Die bigly.

Barty: I’m happy I got Coke

James: I’m happy your gonna die at 2:47am


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3 years ago

Tecna: I can't be the looks and the brains in this operation.

Riven: I thought I was the looks.

Tecna: And that's why you're not the brains...


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3 years ago

*When Flora was pregnant*

*Flora rushing to the bathroom*

*knows the door*

Brandon: Yeah? Come in?

Flora: Don't worry it's me, Flora. Listen there's something in here I want to eat, what.. what.. what... What smells so good?

*Brandon puts his hair on Flora face*

Brandon: Is it the champu? Is guava.

*Flora smells it*

Flora: NO.

Brandon: Oh, wait, wait.

*Comes back with the sandwich*

Brandon: Is it my bologna sandwich?

Flora*smells*: Fuck...

Flora*emotional*: Yes, yes, yes. I can't believe it, the baby want's me to eat meat. I can't eat meat!

Brandon: Wait, wait. Maybe is the pickle.

Flora *about to throw up*: NO!


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