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We’ve all seen the Worm Steven theory right? That that pink Worm in the intro is corrupt Steven?

WHAT IS ITS NOT STEVEN

Hear me out, its a worm, what are worms like? Snakes. Worms are like snakes.

Who have we heard take about snakes in show? Well Steven obviously, (They don’t have arms) But who else?

RONALDO

He had a theory about SNAKE PEOPLE FROM SPACE

SNEOPLE

WHAT IF BIG PINK BOI IS SNEOPLE?!?!?!

Is the White Diamond and her Pearl interaction a pre-recorded message? Was everything fake like they are in Roses room?

Did the interaction trigger when Pinks ship landed? That would a explain so much.

White not letting Steven finish his sentences.

White Pearl literally acting like an unfinished AI from Baldis Basics

White Diamond sayin how everyone seems so “excited” for her arrival even though she looks like she literally hasn’t moved an inch in eons to even see that or have enough time to even process her arrival (Blue Diamond said she hadn’t left Homeworld for that long....can she even? Why is she in a statue like pose?)

The crowd stopped cheering suddenly when White Pearl showed up...very suspicious...planned?

White ONLY wanted Pink Diamond and clearly acted like she knew her intentions all along. Did Pink turn to White after not getting through Blue and Yellow? What happened during that time? The Diamonds said White is hard to cool down and she’d be pissed if she found out, yet that was not the reaction. She seemed very passive-aggressive, yes, but that’s because she acted like she wasn’t even apart of a REAL conversation.

They also said that’s she’s “hard to get to”. It may just be her character obviously but what if that because she isn’t even real?? Like Roses room.

White Diamond literally acts like every “person” shaped from Roses room. And so does her Pearl. (THE FLOATING AND THE PHASING AND THE PLANNED DIALOGUE)

Then she “teleported” Pink back into what looks to be her old “palace” or something. What’s up with the sudden “ok that was a funny game now let’s get back to work ahaha” attitude?

(This may be a LONG reach, but what if Pinks ship didn’t even go to homeworld when it was set to return? Everything was extremely uncanny.)

Was anything even real?

The Return of Lapis Lazuli

We’ve recently seen this short promo, aired as usual on Cartoon Network, which shows us Peridot giving Lapis a gift.

We don’t really know what episode the promo was from, but many speculate that it’s from Barn Mates, judging from the synopsis:

We initially thought it was going to be Peridot and one of the Crystal Gems, but the promo suggests otherwise: it’s actually Peridot and Lapis Lazuli.

There’s one problem: as of now, we don’t really know how Lapis is going to get back. Malachite is still there, as far as we know, chilling on the ocean floor or something, with the usual internal battle going on.

One of the other future episodes we know about is Super Watermelon Island. It’s the first in the list, actually, and one of the only three to have a synopsis.

Do you remember what happened to those Watermelon Stevens? They went into the ocean.

This really makes me think that those very same Watermelon Stevens are going to be the key to finding Lapis/Malachite, making them finally plot relevant! (Thank you, Chekhov’s gun.) They could possibly search the ocean floor, or just know where she is. Heck, maybe she’s on “watermelon island” with them.

The following episode (that we know of) is Gem Drill. Obviously, it seems they’re going to deal with the Cluster, but well, there’s one logistic problem: I think drilling a freaking mantle-deep tunnel with just a drill, even made of whatever gemkind technology, is not very feasible. It’d take an impressive amount of power to do something of that sort.

Luckily, we have a character who’s done impressive stuff before. She stole an entire ocean and built a water tower into freaking space. It’s Lapis Lazuli. She would at the very least be tremendously helpful, for example by helping the drill not overheat (an actual concern for real life drills, where muddy water is used as a coolant).

tl;dr: The Watermelon Stevens are going to be the key to Lapis Lazuli’s return, and she’ll be crucial to drill to the Cluster.

Love the inspirations so much! Just remember your Spinels and give them love.

SU Movie spoilers ahead but:

Spinel doesn't just look like Mickey Mouse...

She goes from looking like Mickey Mouse: the beloved toon-

To looking like Oswald the Lucky Rabbit: the forgotten toon