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"That's what not a very good villain does."
Since we're going to be dealing with that motherfucker for a while longer, a lot of comedians are going to have a lot of material. I remember a bit from Stephen Colbert where he would take suggestions of nicknames for Trump, and he got enough to go without saying the man's name for two years. We're gonna need something cheerful for the next few years, so you can suggest more names here.
I'm gonna post whichever suggestions I get here onto Twitter, and if there's enough attention, maybe the bit will start up again. Don't worry about being crude or dumb- Colbert let That Fucking Lunatic be a nickname he aired on CBS and YouTube, albeit bleeped out.
I'll start us off with Tramp, Il Douche, and Donnie The Wide.