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This is what inspired the script above.
Emps after finding out the Primarchs are doing the hanky panky:
The Emperor knows
(This story is interchangeable, but I'm using the female Primarchs from the Femmarch au)
*The Scene: The Emperor has called his daughters to an impromptu private council. None of the sisters know why, but it's pretty clear how serious this is*
Emps: Listen, im going to make this clear and concise. *he narrows his eyes and scans over his daughters* I know.
Horus: Know what, father?
Emps: Don't Bullshit me! I KNOW...
*All the sisters begin looking around awkwardly at each other or shamefully away from each other*
Emps: It was brought to my attention, and while truthfully, I couldn't care less what escapades each of you get up to in your own time. If these activities were to come to light, it would set the wrong example for our Imperium. So, if all of your "relations" are to continue, ensure they are kept quiet.
Fulgrim: *evil smile* That means you two. *she points to Guilliman and Angron*
Angron :What do you mean, us!?!
*Angron raging and nearly leaps across the table at her sadistic sister. Guilliman holds her back*
Fulgrim:*laughs* Oh, come on! Last night, I swear all of Terra could hear you two from orbit.
* Both Guilliman and Angron sit back, blushing ashamed*
Khan: You're one to speak Phoenician. You and Ferrus are practically inside one another any chance you get.
Fulgrim: Ahh, just like you and dear Magnus when you lock yourselves in the library for "Special Research"
Sanguinius: Alright, I think we've all had our fun. Now--
Fulgrim: I don't wanna hear any lectures from you! We all know who actually holds Horus' leash.
*Sanguinius sits back down flustered. Horus leans over, trying to comfort her*
Emps: Alright, Enough! As I said, I was made aware of all your escapades. This means I DO NOT want to HEAR NOR SEE anything outside of your private chambers. Do I make myself clear?
*All the primarchs nod in acknowledgement, except Mortarion*
Mortarion: *confused* Wait. You're all fucking?
---*End scene*---
(This is basically my scripting process when I make comics)
Juno (Fem Guilliman) The Fem Primarch of the UltraMOOrines is dominated by her dear sister, Atlantia (fem Angron) Lioness of Khorne.
Fem Magnus found out her sister (Fem Jagathai) is fast in every respect
* Also, I know this one is not gonna be promoted as much cause it's shmexy, so might you please reblog perchance 🥺👉👈*
Don't you love when ur stress toy is regenerative. Don't mind the tears. She asked for it.
making my 2 sister sims kiss., and make out., yayayay
I wanna kiss my girl moots so bad it hurts
secret 3rd option:
deliberately eat the cereal dry in hopes your little sister will punish you and milk you dry instead
you pour yourself a bowl of cereal, but then realize there's no milk on the fridge!! you have two options...
milk your big sister's fat tits
OR
milk your little sister's thick cock
choose wisely...
Why do people call us proshippers? Because we're professional shippers? Because we have professional taste in ships? Not my fault the doomed sisters have more chemistry in one glance than shitbomb and acabvi have in their entire forced narrative. Sorry that your otp is basically soggy toast in a trench coat.
Unpopular opinion
I really wanted it to be Caitlyn in this part.
Just look at how happy Jinx is just imagining it lol.
And haters are gonna call them siblings. But that girl tells her sister, 'You're the reason I'm still alive,' then kidnaps Vi’s situationship, and finally asks Vi to kill Caitlyn so she can get Powder back.
This is literal peak romance and y’all are still stuck on calling 2D characters siblings. Be serious.
Well. Finished the whole series and they absolutely ruined Vi's character in season 2.
They made Vi into a "good little Enforcer" who suddenly accepts the same system she once hated. She joined the same system that killed her parents.
Plus they made her emotionally abandon Jinx. Vi would have died for Jinx. She would have fought the entire Piltover council, the Enforcers, anyone just to keep her sister safe. No matter how hard it got, no matter how broken Powder became Vi would have stayed. She would have stayed by her side, fought for her, reminded her she wasn’t alone.
But guess what? when Jinx was literally screaming for help in her own way, Vi was off having sex with Caitlyn like nothing mattered. The Vi we loved from season 1 would never have left her sister to suffer alone. Never.
Don't come up with "character growth" because it's not character growth. It's character betrayal.
Guys i actually want to share something with you. Because this doesn't makes sense to me. Like a few days ago i started watching arcane with 0 knowledge about lol. And then when I finished the first episode i literally thought powder and vi were stepsisters or powder was just an orphan who taken care of by Vi. Whatever when I finished first season i literally thought Vi and Powder was main ship of the series.
So I was shipping them because they were so obsesive with each other and Jinx literally lost her mind when Vi had to left her. Also Jinx was so jealous when it comes to Vi. Well everything was fine to me until I learned they are biologically sisters. I felt bad first because i haven't shipped this kind of thing before but then i noticed they are just fucking 2d pixels and there is no harmful in this situation. Also i believe that fucking producers made them so close on a reason and gave them a fucking chemistry no ship ever had. Whatever I'm proud to say i will ship Jinxvi no matter what. I don't care if some fucking producers or fandom accept them as siblings. In my mind they are crazy in love.
Dare I say vijinx?
Shipcest pairings in which one of them fights off incest allegations for dear life while the other one is like "yeah, we fuck"
u should cuddle ur older sister naked. u should hump her thigh and kiss her until she grabs ur legs and scissors u
This is how my big sis fiends over me >u<
all these posts about mean manipulative older siblings. what about older sibling who loves you more than they've ever loved anything. who wants you with a desperation bordering on insanity and would never, ever do anything to hurt you - even if sometimes their hands squeeze you a little too tight. they rough house a little too much and when you're pinned under them they look at you with their eyes dark like a new moon and you know it's because they love you but maybe you don't know quite how much
Sister yearning.... soothes my heart >~<
Last night was nice. You and your sister's movie plans had to be moved out of the family room, your parents' favorite show just dropped a new season, and well the two of you ended up watching on your bed. Gotta be warm and comfortable while watching a movie after all. Laying there beside her was relaxing, just you, her, and the glow from the laptop. Perhaps a little too relaxing tho, since you fell asleep in the middle of the 2nd act.
That by itself would have been a good night, but as you lay there trying to eke out the last bits of sleep, you hear rustling next to you. Your sister didn't head back to her room last night, apparently. You can't help but wonder if she fell asleep during the movie as well, or … or if maybe she had decided to share your bed for the night. Desperately you hope that it was the latter, you hope that she also wanted that, that maybe just maybe she wanted you like you wanted her.
Suddenly you realize that she had sat up in bed while you were filled with wishful thoughts. You take a moment to compose yourself so that you can act natural, but before you finish, she leans over and in whispers in your ear with her usual teasing cadence that if you don't wake up she'll give you a kiss~. The warmth starts in your cheeks but soon spreads to cover the rest of your face, you're burning up, you're blushing, and blushing hard. But internally you're frozen, stuck thinking about her pretty face and soft lips and how badly you want them on your own and how long you've wanted that and and and… And suddenly you don't need to wonder much longer as your sister gives you a gentle kiss. It was everything you had ever wanted it to be.
She couldn't just leave you like that after all. She'd known you were awake the entire time and had only intended to tease you to force you to get up. But when you blushed so deeply and just laid there, all she could think about was actually kissing her flustered sister. Before she knew it, her lips were on yours. Oh fuck, her lips were on yours.
Both of you just sit there, staring into each other's eyes. Before she has a chance to start panicking about kissing you, you ask if it would be alright to kiss her back. She meekly agrees. Slowly, you move up to kiss her, still half expecting her to decline the kiss. On the contrary, it seems that she's now the blushing flustered mess. And then you kiss your dear sister, her lips are soft and paint your own with her warmth. You feel so connected to her. You love her so much.