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corona is spreading like butter on warm toast. stay inside. dont spread butter

turn down for what!? *brain aneurism*!

foreshadowing

Becoming pen pals with a random citizen in jail, just to give yourself something to pass the time. You don't know what they look like or what their crime was, just their name, but you don't mind. The conversation is the most important part anyways. The two of you talk for months, going back and forth, flirting a little but you don't take it seriously bc you don't think anything will come of it.

Then one day you get a knock at your door in the middle of the night. You open the door to find a huge, beefy man covered in tattoos and scars. He smirks down at you, coming in to your apartment, encroaching on your space.

"There's my little pen pal. You're cuter than I imagined. Been goin' crazy thinkin' bout you all this time. How bout I show you what I've been thinkin' about while I was locked up?"

Do these all make sense? Probably not but it's about the vibe

2106 shitposts as they live in my head rent free

why bluepoch why

the fact that he was an Italian called Luigi Mangione (Luigi who eats a lot) and he got caught because he went to eat at a McDonald's is some Ace Attorney shit

Sai + Assorted Text Posts (Part 4)

Sai + Assorted Text Posts (Part 3)

What are 3 things you wish you had more time in your life for?

probably like

Ao3

Minecraft

Going outside

this is everything to me btw

string theory

TW ‼️FLASHING LIGHTS

Do you guys like my krueger headcanon

((Ur very funny))

Wait? The Russian one is scorching hot you say?

YEEEEEOOOOOOOUUUUUUCCCCCCHHH!!!!!!!!

@vasyandii

Opinions are like assholes: everyone has one.

So, it's kind of gross and disturbing that you're using someone else's.

So apparently my friend managed to convince more than half of our class (teachers included) that they were from Singapore, and a few days ago they admitted that the only reason why they spread that rumor was so that people would speak English to them cause they couldn’t fully understand our native language??

IDK WHY BUT I FOUND THAT SO HILARIOUS CAUSE IMAGINE FOR YEARS YOUR KNOWN AS “THAT ONE KID FROM SINGAPORE” WHEN YOU KNOW THE REASONS BEHIND IT AND DON’T SAY ANYTHING BECAUSE THE PLAN WAS ACTUALLY FUCKING WORKING👏💀

Anyways I’m the only one who knows the truth and I was compelled to share it because it felt like such a tumblr worthy story that I would have saved if i saw it on my dashboard.

Hay I'm haveing a hard time with motivation to keep going. I would really appr-

School:

Fnord

This is Fnord

hesh come and end me already

what is my life😔💔kids ain't got none to eat 💔da house is gone💔💔...all because i am posting these shitposts

Posting memes from my current W.I.P out of context

Who would win:

Conjuguemos Frog Vs Duolingo Owl

Wow reading elder scrolls lore has done no favours to my writing, I think I'm getting more incomprehensible each time I come up with lore or something substantial to post about.

I don't think I'm going to do fourth wall breaks or any absurd time travel shit unless I feel like it really benefits the lore and doesn't break the pre-established rules of the existence(or would not even be possible because of High Realm shenenigans)

If anyone needs a less absurd version of any specific post, please don't be afraid to ask on the posts or in my ask box.

Anyone begging you seriously please comment, the only things I have on hand are tales(not even a large amount of them), old info I may or may not have to edit(and even then content to recycle isn't a lot, it's maybe two or three posts), and artifact lore which never got anywhere when I started thinking about it four years ago

So now that the high realms are done we're going downwards in this order:

Part 2: The Realms of Death- Realm of Endless White + Realm of Skybeasts Part 3: The Mortal Realms- Lower Planes + Lesser Realms

Part 4: The Elemental Planes- Realms of fire, air, stellar, and earth(all in one go) Some of these will be more lore heavy, some will just be explanations of how they work. These are also paired by if one is necessary to explain the other or if there's just not enough info to justify making a whole separate post.

Also yes I'm going to be posting throughout this week now that I'm finally able to fuck around(temporarily). Just not daily posts because I'll probably go crazy or hit writer's block again if I do that.

Big question though: What would you all like to see when the focus goes back to Elvaria as I finish up the universe building?

So now that the high realms are done we're going downwards in this order:

Part 2: The Realms of Death- Realm of Endless White + Realm of Skybeasts Part 3: The Mortal Realms- Lower Planes + Lesser Realms

Part 4: The Elemental Planes- Realms of fire, air, stellar, and earth(all in one go) Some of these will be more lore heavy, some will just be explanations of how they work. These are also paired by if one is necessary to explain the other or if there's just not enough info to justify making a whole separate post.

Also yes I'm going to be posting throughout this week now that I'm finally able to fuck around(temporarily). Just not daily posts because I'll probably go crazy or hit writer's block again if I do that.

Big question though: What would you all like to see when the focus goes back to Elvaria as I finish up the universe building?

I am alive again but missing a lot of homework so we will see if I can even post anything this weekend

Posting art today but idfk what to draw lmao

I'm looking back at my old writing for the next universal lore post, and there's a lot of concepts I don't remember the other details of because I never wrote them down. Some of this shit is too big brain for current me but I will continue to try to sound smart even if I don't even know what past me was talking about

I have blocked and reported 11 prawn bot accounts in the past 2 weeks, this is ridiculous They don't even have funny bios and my account isn't even a month old, wtf

Not Oversimplified Elvaria Lore- Part 3, Modern History, coming at some point

This shit is being split in half(actually half this time not into 3 parts) Technically it's two eras, being the Warring Era and Era of the Orders, but EO is where the world is currently so I won't be counting anything about it under lore. The Warring Era was a period of time that has a fair amount of detail, but is pretty distinctly split into the Minor Wars and Ember War, so they're getting separate posts. I'll probably create a post with some notes for the history of individual kingdoms where it's notable, titled something like 'Part 4, Kingdom History'(working title). Maybe will do external universal lore at some point that'll be labeled Universal Lore and have 4 parts in a more storytelling style, but only one is actually complete and survived the minor revisions of a few months ago. The other three parts don't exist yet lmao, I have to compile and create new info for them because I don't usually think too much about the Eternaveilans. Realm lore outside of the Eternaveilans is a big fat maybe leaning on the unlikely side because there's not much to them, and even I have no idea what to write for two of the realms because they're mostly irrelevant and kinda just exist as gaps in the universe order.