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This is not Scott at all…if Marvel ruins Scott’s character, I WILL FREAKING RIOT!
not this being some of the most out of character shit they’ve done yet
Responding to a kidnapping attempt part 2:
Vision
Scott
Shuri
T’challa
Rhodey
If I’m missing someone tell me and part 3 is probably going to be the guardians reacting
Avengers play Cards Against Humanity
Since the last one was well received here's part two
Black Card: You know who else liked ______? Hitler.
Loki: Eradicating the jews
Steve: Mass Genocide
Peter: Veganism
Hope: Nazis
Scott: Bees
Natasha: White privilege
Clint: Chunks of dead backpacker
Harley: Daniel Radcliffe's delectable arsehole
Shuri: Praying the gay away
T'challa: Restoring Germany to it's former glory
Tony: A reason not to commit suicide
Bruce: Auschwitz
Sam: God
Bucky: Poorly timed holocaust jokes
Pepper: Seeing things from Hitler's perspective
Rhodey: Suicidal thoughts
Thor: Vikings
Wanda: It's hard to decide... "You know who else liked veganism? Hitler" is my favourite. Peter wins.
Do you guys want to chose the winners? And yes, there are going to be more of these cards against humanity. Send me other people you want to play too.
Avengers play Cards Against Humanity
Black Card: _____ that's how I want to die
Tony: Alcoholism
Steve: Doing the right thing
Peter: Vigilante justice
Natasha: Pretending to be one of the guys but actually being the spider god
Bruce: Science
Clint: The biggest blackest dick
Thor: Powerful thighs
Harley: Poor life choices
Scott: A fully dressed female video game character
Shuri: The entire internet
Hope: Multiple stab wounds
Bucky: The Great Depression
Sam: A perfectly cylindrical vagina
T'challa: Depression
Pepper: Dying
Rhodey: Being black
Wanda: Being a motherfucking sorcerer
Loki as Czar: '...Being a motherfucking sorcerer, that's how I want to die.'... Preach.
Scott: Don't you just hate that situation when you're picking up your bags from the airport, and everyone's luggage is better than yours?
Peter: A worst-case scenario
Tony: Sorry can’t relate
Sam: That’s because you’re in the best-case scenario
Currently going through depression after watching Avengers : Endgame. My heart still hasn't recovered and I believe it never will.
Marvel, and also Marvel
Dos Gifs randoms que me encontré por ahí
Créditos:
-Wanda by @GuggaLeunnam
“https://twitter.com/marvel_shots/status/1446696557710020609“
-Scott by @nocontextmarveI
https://twitter.com/nocontextmarveI/status/1436151967911329825
# I'm Rocket....
Corona got me pissed.
#tag yourself i’m tony stark
Bucky and Wanda: *Death stare*
Scott: *:)*
Steve: Why isn’t the statue smirking at me?
Bucky: It isn’t smirking at anyone, they’re all just imagining it.
Steve: Three of us saw it, Bucky. How do you explain that?
Bucky: *points at Clint* Sleep deprivation. *points at Scott* Paranoia. *points at Wanda* Delusional personality disorder.
Someone get this poor man a box of orange juice and a cheese stick :(
Sam Wilson and the Art of Moving On as an International Fugitive
Avengers Hogwarts!AU
Before I start I wanna say sorry about my last post. I was... weirder than usual that day.
But anyway, I have an idea for a fanfiction AU. Two girls, one being me and my only best friend in our early/mid-teens finally get our Hogwarts letters thanks to their witch neighbors who attend. But what’s even more awesome is their Professors and fellow students are The Avengers! Still working on the story and of course my other stories so that way I can write more. But I know for most of the Avengers their Houses but IDK what they should teach. Here’s a list of the Professors, students and others who teach and attend Hogwarts school of witchcraft and wizardry. ‘Cause I’m including other characters from other things that could fit the story.
Teachers
Professor Tony Stark- Ravenclaw
Professor Steven Rogers- Gryffindor
Professor Thor Odinson- Hufflepuff
Professor Loki Laufeyson- Slytherin
Professor Scott Lang- Hufflepuff
Professor Natasha Romanoff- Slytherin
Professor Bruce Banner- Ravenclaw
Professor Clint Barton- Hufflepuff
Professor Hope Van Dyne- Gryffindor
Professor Scott Lang- Hufflepuff
Professor T’Challa- Hufflepuff (Or Gryffindor I’m still deciding.)
Professor Carol Danvers- Gryffindor
Professor Nick Fury- Gryffindor
Professor Maria Hill- Slytherin
Professor Stephen Strange- Slytherin (Or another house IDK)
Professor James Buchanan “Bucky” Barnes- Hufflepuff (Or Slytherin)
Professor Sam Wilson- Gryffindor
Professor Groot- Hufflepuff and Rocket- Ravenclaw (Or Slytherin)
Professor Frigga Odinson- Hufflepuff
Professor Okoye- Gryffindor
Professor M’Baku- Slytherin
Professor James Rhodes- Hufflepuff
Professor Vision- Hufflepuff
Professor Happy Hogan- Hufflepuff (Or Gryffindor)
Professor Pepper Potts- Ravenclaw
Now some could change and be other stuff at Hogwarts. Like Wong is obviously gonna be the Librarian. Groot and Rocket will teach Herbology. Also wanna have Hadgrid keep being the Care for magical creatures teacher. BECAUSE HE'S AWESOME! But for a few of them, I know who will be head of house. Frigga, Head of Hufflepuff. Either Loki or Natasha will be Head of Slytherin. Or maybe M’Baku. Just lots of things to decide. Also, I really want Loki to teach potions. Idk why but I think it has to do with Snape but idk something is telling me Loki should teach potions. But I can’t decide who will be Headmaster of Hogwarts. I’ve narrowed it down to three. Carol Danvers, Stephen Strange, and Nick Fury. I will also put all classes down below so everyone knows whats taught at Hogwarts. I’m putting everything down ‘cause I can’t tell which classes are for the first five years and which is extracurricular.
Astronomy, Charms, Defense against the dark arts, Herbology, History of Magic, Transfiguration, Alchemy, Ancient Runes, Care of Magical Creatures, Divination, Ancient Studies, Magical Transportation, Muggle Studies, Mythology, Ghoul Studies, Magical Art
There might be more subjects if possible. Lie, I read somewhere that if Tony taught it would be some technological magic. Or something better than what I just wrote. But definitely more subjects ‘cause it’s now I realize I have A LOT of teachers. But now onto the students!
Students
Peter Parker- Hufflepuff
Michelle Jones- Ravenclaw
Ned- Hufflepuff
Shuri- Ravenclaw
Wade Wilson- Hufflepuff (YOU’LL LOVE IT!)
Wanda Maximoff- Slytherin
Pietro Maximoff- Gryffindor
Gamora- Slytherin
Nebula- Slytherin
Peter Quill- Gryffindor
Mantis- Hufflepuff
Drax- Gryffindor
Korg- Hufflepuff
Miek- Hufflepuff
Darcy Lewis- Ravenclaw (Or Hufflepuff)
oK now I have an idea to add other characters, from other stuff. They may seem weird but this is still an AU so it makes sense to me. But the first ones are from a band, that is extremely well known. But I love them for my story!
Kim Namjoon- Gryffindor
Kim Seokjin- Gryffindor
Min Yoongi- Slytherin
Jung Hoseok- Hufflepuff
Park Jimin- Slytherin
Kim Taehyung- Hufflepuff
Jeon Jungkook- Ravenclaw
IT MAKES SENSE TO ME AND MY STORY! And don’t worry it’s about to get a LOT weirder. Now, I’m only choosing a few but these are the ones I have in mind.
Finn Balor- Hufflepuff (Read it somewhere idk)
Alexa Bliss- Ravenclaw
Braun Strowman- Hufflepuff (Or Gryffindor)
Seth Rollins and Roman Reigns- Gryffindor
Dean Ambrose- Slytherin (Or maybe Gryffindor... Maybe)
There will be more characters but I’m keeping them a secret for now as for the villains. I also forgot to say this is set in modern times idk what year tho. Maybe between 2013 or further. Still deciding. Also, I want to add a few modern tech stuff but I need help which the professors and their classes.
Sorry for the really long post but I just had to ask and hopefully I get some answers. And that this also interests people. Thanks bye!
I DON'T OWN ANY OF THE GIFS I USED IN THIS POST!
Cap: scott, what's going on? Do you have a way to save everyone?
Scott, smiling: you do remember me!
Some villian: (laying out his plan and making fun of scott)
Scott, fed up with villians interrupting his father daughter time with cassie: listen here buddy, do you think I'm afraid of you?
The villian: wha-
Scott: I have see the spaces between molecules. Traveled years in seconds. Do you know what true silence is, when your so small that the atoms that make up your very existence tower over you and sound waves pass right through you. I've know what the very essence of creation looks like, what the exact vibration of room temperature matter looks like. Do you think I give a single f*ck about you.
The villian: ...
Scott: try me buddy, see what happens
The villian, already turning himself in: sorry sir, have a nice day
Scott: yeah, that's what I thought