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INTP: why don't we have any food in our fridge?
ENTP: I thought you were doing groceries
INTP: when was the last time I left the house?
ENTP: I don't remember
INTP: What were you doing in the mall for four hours?
ENTP: I FORGOT OKAY
INTP: at least you bought other stuff on the list, right?
ENTP: what list?
INTP: you know what, let's forget it. You paid the bills right? You said you would
*light goes out*
ENTP:.....looks like I didn't.
INTP: it was my fault actually, to trust you with it.
ENTP: you want takeout?
INTP: is that an apology?
Things I have said or done as an INTP:
~ "It's not like I hate talking, you are just so boring. I don't even remember what you said two seconds ago. That's how unremarkable you are. So, it's not a ME problem, it's a YOU problem"
~ "I forgot to eat breakfast and lunch"
~ "Do I really need to wish someone their birthday? Do y'all like getting old?"
~ "Whenever I feel awkward, I imagine brutal ways to kill people"
~ "What do you mean I can't order from the kids menu? I eat like five things in my life"
~ "Sometimes I put on earphones just to avoid people"
~ "The T.V remote was too far away so I stared at the wall for five hours"
~ "I don't have enough energy to correct you right now, call me later"
~ *person says* "Hey, how are you?"
*ME* "Nice to meet you my name is just fine....wait"
~ "I am willing to die proving a point"
~ "I am not gonna study. What's the worst thing that happens? I fail. It's not like I am dying. I won't mind that either"
~ "I gave up on life when I was 11. The best decision I ever made"
~ "I am not sorry for coming late. I feel sorry that I came"
~ "I will touch grass when I am in the coffin"
~ "Well actually, everything you said was opinions, not facts. I don't care about how you feel, if you don't care about what I think"
~ "I pity how dumb you are"
16 personalities as Mean Girls quotes:
ESTJ: Gretchen stop trying to make "fetch" happen, it's not going to happen.
ENFJ: Why does Caeser get to stomp around like a giant while the rest of us try not get smushed under his big feet. What's so great about Caesar? Brutus is just as cute as Caeser. Okay, Brutus is just as smart as Caeser. People totally like Brutus just as much as they like Caeser. And when did it become okay for one person to be the boss of everybody huh? Because that's not what rome is about! We should totally just stab Caeser!
ENFP: Hey Buddy you're not pretending anymore. You're plastic. Cold. Shiny. Hard Plastic. Did you have an awesome time. Did you drink awesome shooters and listen to awesome music, and then just sit around and soak up eachother's awesomeness?
INTP: Oh hi. Did you wanna buy some drugs?
INFP: I just wish we could all get along like we used to in middle school. I wish I could bake a cake made of rainbows and smiles and we'd all eat it and be happy
ISTP: She doesn't even go here!
ESFP: I'm sorry that people are so jealous of me. But I can't help it that I'm popular.
ENTP: I am so sorry, Regina. Really, I don't know why I did it. I guess it's probably because I've got a big lesbian crush on you. Suck on that!
ESTP: Talk to me again and I'll kick your ass.
ENTJ: You're like really pretty! (Thank you) So you agree? (What) You think you are really pretty?
ESFJ: Get in loser we're going shopping!
ISFP: I am kinda psychic. I have a fifth sense.
INTJ: Yeah I like math. (WHY?) Because it's the same in every country. (THAT'S BEAUTIFUL, THIS GIRL IS DEEP)
ISFJ: I am not a regular mom, I am a cool mom!
INFJ: I gotta say, watching the police search my house really was the cherry on top of a fantastic year.
ISTJ: (Where's Cady?) She went out. (She's grounded!) Are they not allowed out when they're grounded?
The 16 personalities in AMONG US:
ESTJ: the crewmate leader
ENTJ: the imposter leader
ESFJ: the one who stays in Cams
ENFJ: the lawyer
ISTJ: the hardworking crewmate
INTJ: the hidden mastermind
INFJ: the conspiracy theorist
ISFJ: the one who doesn't actually care about the game, just vibes.
ENTP: the one who is always sus
ESTP: the loud one in meetings
INTP: the hidden detective
ISTP: the one who doesn't do tasks
ENFP: the wildcard
ESFP: the imposter's accomplice
INFP: the one no one notices
ISFP: the one who gets killed first
why do characters typed as intj are so hot? ,,seriously
Check out above post if you want more context
Ok so according my results from these tests:
I’m inclined to believe that I’m an ISTJ
I had also initially taken the keys2cognition quiz around the same time I took the first sakinorva test and I basically got the same results as this recent one on here (unfortunately I had deleted the past results and can’t get them back)
Welp I’m back to questioning whether I’m more of a perceiver or judger 😭😔
To be fair though I was/am only like 85 to 90% sure that I’m a perceiver
Alright….
Well you guys were right I am NOT an INFP :D
I am also NOT an ISFP or an ISTP either though
I’m kind of in between if I’m an ISTP or an ISTJ cause when taking multiple quizzes I almost always get ISTJ but when I tried typing myself using
this chart:
I got stuck on whether I’m a perceiver or a judger
I took the test again today (well it was like a longer version, but still)
I’m not including the Ne Fi number part cause that’s way too long
I’m back to questioning my personality type again so if anyone would like to help me dissect my sakinorva results please do 😔
Grant function type: INTP
Second best choice: ENTP
Myers function type: INTJ
Myers letter type: IST
Ne (extraverted intuition): 29.4
Ni (introverted intuition): 27.6
Se (extraverted sensing): 15
Si (introverted sensing): 32
Te (extraverted thinking): 25
Ti (introverted thinking): 32
Fe (extraverted feeling): 21
Fi (introverted feeling): 24
(I also took this test more than 2 years ago so I might retake it soon)
Okay so in doing some comparing(?) between the perceiver and judger traits, I find my self more of a perceiver than a judger like I don’t relate to all the traits displayed on the perceiver side but I relate to more traits on the perceiver side than I do in the judger side (if that makes sense)
Alright….
Well you guys were right I am NOT an INFP :D
I am also NOT an ISFP or an ISTP either though
I’m kind of in between if I’m an ISTP or an ISTJ cause when taking multiple quizzes I almost always get ISTJ but when I tried typing myself using
this chart:
I got stuck on whether I’m a perceiver or a judger
Alright….
Well you guys were right I am NOT an INFP :D
I am also NOT an ISFP or an ISTP either though
I’m kind of in between if I’m an ISTP or an ISTJ cause when taking multiple quizzes I almost always get ISTJ but when I tried typing myself using
this chart:
I got stuck on whether I’m a perceiver or a judger
I have come to the conclusion on why we find a lot of fictional characters relatable, and most of the time is because we have the same personality as them. Me, for example, I relate to Shoto Todoroki and I’m an INTJ, and who also is an INTJ, Shoto Todoroki, and it just seem to match and I find it quite interesting.
Which MBTI type is actually the most likely to be a serial killer?
-Statistic-
Based on an analysis of 150 criminal profiles on personality-database a conclusion can be reached that ISTJ is the most common type among serial killers. Roughly around 15.33% of the serial killers viewed are ISTJs and 23.33% are Si dominants (ISTJ and ISFJ). Interestingly, only 0.6% of killers are ENFJs.
This is a ranking of how common it is for a killer to be each type:
1. ISTJ 15.33%
2. ESTP 13.33%
3. ISTP 12%
4. ISFJ 8%
5. ESTJ 6.67%
6. INTP 6%
7. ISFP 6%
8. INTJ 5.33%
9. ENTJ 5.33%
10. ENTP 4.67%
11. ESFP 4%
12. ESFJ 4%
13. INFP 3.33%
14. INFJ 2.67%
15. ENFP 2.67%
16. ENFJ 0.666666666667%
-Function Breakdown-
Dom Ne - 7.34%
Dom Ni - 9%
Dom Se - 17.33%
Dom Si - 23.33%
Dom Te - 12%
Dom Ti - 18%
Dom Fe - 4.66666666667%
Dom Fi - 9.33%
-Letter Breakdown-
Extroverted: 41.34%
Introverted: 58.66%
Intuitive - 30.6666666667%
Sensing - 69.3333333333%
Thinking - 68.66%
Feeling - 31.34%
Judging - 47.9966666667%
Perceiving - 52.0033333333% (Note: for some reason the first statistic doesn't go fully into 100% so just pretend.) (Image Cred: New York Post)
"I don't think pancakes will solve this."
-ENTP gently coaxing INFJ out of a downward spiral with some practical advice
Tell me you've seen an INFJ get angry without telling me
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Been giving this look to a lot of people these days
Poll: INFJs, what's your ideal day?
Imagine you have one glorious day all to yourself. No work, no errands, no obligations whatsoever. How would you spend your time?
A) Cottage core coziness
You settle down on a couch in a sunny corner, with your sketchbook, latest needlework, or a good book, along with a pile of blankets, and a pot of tea. However, you may or may not get around to any of it because napping is strongly encouraged. When you wake up, you stroll through the garden and then bake a batch of scones.
B) Rainy academia rabbit hole
You turn on some classical music, pull a chair up to a magnificent mahogany work desk and crank out the newest plot twist in your murder mystery manuscript. For inspiration, you go for a walk in the rain, grab a coffee from your favorite cafe, and end up strolling the halls of a local museum.
C) Wanderlust wayfarer
You hop on the local public transportation and get off at a stop you've never been to before. You stroll through charming streets, go antique shopping, and browse bookshops and thrift stores. For a break, you grab a table at a local restaurant, order an indulgent meal, and journal about your excursions that day.
D) Brew-hopping bookworm
You grab your favorite travel bag, pile it full of books, a journal, and/or a sketchbook, and make your way over to your favorite coffee shop or bar. You snag a small table in a cozy corner and, over the course of several luxurious hours, imbibe in your favorite drink, and get lost in reading, writing, or sketching for hours. At the end of it all, you purchase a growler of your favorite brew, or bag of your favorite roast, and head home.
E) Fresh air friend
Fresh air is calling, and you must answer. You lace up your favorite pair of walking/running/biking shoes and hit the trail. The weather is perfect. A crisp breeze greets your face. As you breathe it in, the endorphins start flowing. You're making great time, but that's not the point. It's going to be a great day.
F) Gamer of Thrones
A whole day to yourself? You breathe a sigh of relief as you settle into an ergonomic chair in front of a desk equipped with enough monitors to create a screen the size of the Pacific Ocean. You feel the security of your noise-cancelling headphones suction to your ears like a life vest, and dive into the comforting world of your favorite game. With a minifridge within arms reach and plenty of snacks at your fingertips, life gets very, very good, for the next several hours. (Time? What is time? Also, what is “outside”?)
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When ENTP sends Valentine’s Day memes
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Except it’s ENTP whenever we visit his grandparents in Florida
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When an INFJ’s battery is at 0% and going negative
INFJ: LOL
INFJ: Also, kill me now.
ENTP:
ENTP: …I’d prefer not to.
