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Just got done telling my partner about how I had to traverse fields of black ice in order to get my Amazon package and they gave me literally one of the best sentences I've ever heard them say

"Oh my partner you have survived war and come back to me sexy"

Things that happened today

Friend A: SO apparently Chinese mythology has mpreg

Friend B: Ain’t that an image format?

Me: JPEG?!?!?

Bonus:

Friend B: Mythology is just really old fanfiction

Looking back, I remembered he was high when he said this

My dad said the most philosophical thing last night:

"No matter how hard things get, just remember that somewhere out there, in the middle of the Columbian jungle, there is a sloth that wants nothing more than for you to pet it."

And that is the most beautiful thing I have ever heard.

I just remembered he was high when he said that

My dad said the most philosophical thing last night:

"No matter how hard things get, just remember that somewhere out there, in the middle of the Columbian jungle, there is a sloth that wants nothing more than for you to pet it."

And that is the most beautiful thing I have ever heard.

My dad said the most philosophical thing last night:

"No matter how hard things get, just remember that somewhere out there, in the middle of the Columbian jungle, there is a sloth that wants nothing more than for you to pet it."

And that is the most beautiful thing I have ever heard.

"I ain't quitting YouTube 'til I die."

"Pfft, casual. That's what scheduled uploads are for."

Does anyone remember this quote by Salem? Our emotional snek does. He is baby 🐍

No worries, Aziraphale patted him on the back after

Remember kids, there are healthier way to be weird than to be a far right politician!

Grip: Take it.

Karma: Is this,,,Are you giving me your number?

Grip: You can reach me anytime.

Karma: But, for what?

Grip: If anybody gives you trouble, just call me.

Grip: I’ll fucking kill them for you.