Experience Tumblr like never before
*sees men in suits*: whoa they look really good, very attractive
*sees women in suits*: let us all kneel down to this goddess that is walking amongst the earth her beauty is so captivating like can someone please get god on the phone I need to personally thank him for this and also get my mom on the phone because we need to make the weddings plans asap I have just fallen in love
Me: okay, so do we like girls?
My sexuality: uuuuuuuuuhhh yeah probably maybe probably kinda maybe
Me: do we like guys?
My sexuality: sbbsvsnakshsnsb uummmmm no I don’t think so but maybe but look but babsbsbajdjsje
Me: um, then do we like non-binary people?
My sexuality: Uuuuhhhhh yeah probably maybe but uuuhh maybe probably maybe maybe
Me: do we even want any romantic relationships????
My sexuality: uuuuuuuhhhm maybe maybe not uugshsnakkwa probably but not but yeah but hsbsbqnskkdosksn
Me: well do you know if we want any sexual relationships?
My sexuality: weeellllll uuuhhhh yeahhh but definitely not but probably maybe but no but anbsbsnkaka
Me: fantastic, thank you you have been absolutely useless