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I was just wondering - what's the ghost's opinion on, say, Herondales and Lightwoods? If a Herondale or a Lightwood were to step into Blackthorn manor and loudly announce themselves, how likely are they to get ass-whooped by the ghost? 🤔

We are likely to find out. ;)

pov : the slow corruption of slowly becoming apart of the cruel prince fandom *cough* cult *cough*

did a Jude cosplay 👍🏻

😭😭😭

breathtaking | jurdan

some smut and a little dash of fluff as requested by my love @staticpetrichor

enjoy! <3

tags: @illyrianbeauty @stardustsroses @thomasscresswell @slightlyrebelliouswriter23 @nomattertheoceans @twili-al @b00kworm @mysweetvilllain @clockworkgraystairs

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The High Queen did not like to be kept waiting.

Her thoughts tugged at the wistful promise of the taste of skin and the sweetness of lips, low murmurs that had been exchanged close to an hour ago now as the council meeting dragged on to unbearable lengths. Cardan’s presence in the chair at her side did nothing to help, his tail flicking back and forth across her thigh, tickling the bare skin exposed within the slit of her dress that led all the way to her upper thigh. The only slight measure of indication of his silent flirtations was the subtle curl of his gently cruel lips, a look she wanted to painfully smack away, but would be impossible to get away with given their public circumstances.

She hated these god damned council meetings with every inch of her.

Her fingertips drummed against the polished redwood table, a soft, dull rhythm of impatience.

“I doubt the Undersea cares about the jurisdiction of the marshes, given the little political advantage to their claim,” Cardan mused, perpetuating a scattering of murmurs of assent. “I propose we pass through the territory without sending for official pardon in passage. If they have any objections to this we will feign compromise to discontinue travel through the region henceforth.“ 

Jude ground her teeth together. She knew what her husband was doing, the bastard, drawing out the menial matters of the meeting even further just to test her patience that much more.

Patience wasn’t one of her strong suits.

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do you guys ever just wonder about Cardan’s mother’s reaction to his letters…? Like bestie your son is in love and missing his wife and you’re burning his letters…show some emotion…

Pekka Rollins : Where does Kaz Brekker live?!

Inej : With me

Pekka : Well, where do you live?

Inej : With Kaz

Pekka : Where is your house?

Inej : Next to Wylan’s house

Pekka : For the last time, wraith, where is Wylan’s house?

Inej : If I tell you, you won’t believe me

Pekka : TELL ME!

Inej : Next to my house

Jace Herondale : An evolution of feelings

*meets Clary* : She’s pretty

Few weeks later : I think I’m in love with her

Literally a week or shit after they get together : Oh shit she’s my sister

Him trying to rid off and deny his feelings : No I don’t love clary that way she’s my sister WDYM

Jace when Clary kisses him in the Seelie court : I know she’s my sister and everything but but like I want her and she desires me the most??? Why can’t we just date in secret???

Jace, at the end, when the poor boy finally realises that he’s a Herondale and NOT Clary’s brother : YES!!! I’M NOT HER BROTHER!!! MY FEELINGS FOR HER AREN’T WRONG!!!!!!!!!!

Conclusion : Jace seriously needs to get his shit together he fell in love with his May-be sister and wanted to date her. At the same time they weren’t really siblings so no harm I guess 😀-

Inej : Jes, I was wondering-

Jesper : IT’S HAPPENING!!

Inej : What?

Jesper : I’D BE HONOURED

Inej :

Inej : WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT-?

Jesper : I’d be honoured to be your best man. When did you propose to Kaz?

Inej :

Darklina is the perfect example of Olivia’s sour album and you can’t change my mind.

Maxon when his father threatened to ‘talk’ with America : No you’re not laying a finger on her. You can hit me, whip me, insult me and yell at me all you want but if you so much as breathe within five metres of her I’ll personally see to your death.

I can’t be the only one who somewhat ships Eadlyn Schreave and Kile Woodwork 😀

Eadlyn to Maxon : Dad, I’m never getting married, this selection is a waste of time.

Eikko (Erik) : *exists*

Eadlyn :

: Looks like that’s about to change

Aspen : *exists*

Me to him about how he broke up with America : Guess you didn’t cheat, but you’re still a traitor-

Me and @jason-the-saving-grace27 have established that Maxon Calix Schreave is a great hugger. He will and does stay up and cuddle with America..and forehead kisses. Yes, this couple is absolutely smitten. I would like to see someone attempt to change my mind.

Maxon Schreave: ‘Hello, My dear.’

Me : BEISHSHSHAHSHSHHSJAJSISJSKJS AMERICAWHATWHYDOYOUNOTLIKETHISOMG

Ben Barnes is without doubt a darklina shipper.

Go ahead, change my mind.

Me everytime I enter a fandom :

One week ago : I’ve never heard of (insert fandom name)

One week later : I’M SO OBSESSED!! ALL I THINK ABOUT IS THAT! DAY AND NIGHT,,

Kaz : I protect my investments

The fandom : SHIPSHIPSHIPSHIPSHIPSHIPOMGTHEY’RESOCUTE

Annabeth : Lesson number one in life, I’m always right.

Percy :

Carter+ Zia ; Sadie + Walt/Anubis wedding

Part 1

Imagine in the future Carter and Zia have a double wedding with Sadie and Walt/Anubis. Sadie would definitely fuss about how she has to share the day with Carter, but of course she ends up being glad they did a double wedding. Now, let’s talk PROPOSALS. I feel like Carter would propose to Zia (or Zia proposes to Carter…) at the mall where they had their first date. Or in the room with a shrine of Zia’s parents in the first nome, because that’s where Zia (or Zia’s shabti , whatever) first opened up to Carter. Now, Sadie and her death boys (I’m not sorry.) They would probably think for a long time, and perhaps decide on just proposing at Brooklyn house OR in London. Sadie would totally adore a date in London where she got to see her mates and then finishing it off by proposing by where she and Anubis first kissed. (I’m describing my dream date in London. Sorry.) That’s all I have to say.

The Kane chronicles or Magnus Chase : which one is better?

Go ahead I’m actually curious

Headcanon that Percy and Annabeth’s children have regular visits with their godly grandparents and Poseidon is absolutely open about his love for them while Athena tries to hide the fact that she finds the kids adorable.

Percy : I WANT BLUE COOKIES

: BLUE COOKIESSSSSSSS

Gaea and the giants : So this is the guy that beat us?

Kronos, the Titans, and everyone Percy has ever beaten :

𝙂𝙚𝙩 𝙪𝙨𝙚𝙙 𝙩𝙤 𝙞𝙩

Optician : Okay, what colour is this? *points to grey*

Nico : ….

Optician : ….

Nico : …..

Will in a corner : Come on! We haven’t got all day!

Nico: …It’s light black.

Percy : I’m just a normal kid!

*being a son of Poseidon,retrieves stolen lighting sceptre, finds Golden Fleece, holds up the sky, makes it out of the labyrinth and finds Daedalus, fought in the battle of manhattan, withstanding big prophecies of him multiple times, fights against Kronos, tries to stop his great grandmother which is also the earth goddess aka Gaea from awaking and succeeds*

Friendly reminder

Sadie.Kane.Is.Not.White. 🥰

Yes it’s mentioned that she has lighter skin than Carter and that she takes after her mother but her father is black so naturally she’s biracial 🥰❤️‍🔥

Credits to Emmy and Kat 😩✨

Okay but imagine the Percy Jackson characters at hogwarts with Harry Potter

Percy and Harry would either be best friends for enemies due to competition

Annabeth and Hermione would always be studying together/working on future homework

And Leo with..Fred and George...

Wait no the STOLL TWINS

Oh gods I need a fan fiction

In my head these are all the hogwarts houses I think the Percy Jackson/ heroes of Olympus characters would be in :

Gryffindor : Hufflepuff :

Hazel Levesque Frank Zhang

Leo Valdez Will Solace

Percy Jackson Thalia Grace

Ravenclaw : Slytherin:

Annabeth Chase Piper McLean

Jason Grace Reyna Avila Ramirez-Arellano

Bianca di Angelo Nico di Angelo

Zeus : What is wrong with you?!

Percy : What is wrong with YOU?!

Nobody is gonna talk about how Hazel had Leo and Frank fighting over her at age 13 🥲🥲