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(people with autism can't understand hidden meanings so when someone says 'its hot on the bottom' and they really mean 'grab it by the handles' autistic people can't understand that)

(I love explaining things, let me have this)

Denzel: It's hot on the bottom, don't drop it..

Ace: *Reaches forward*

Riddle: *Sighs, shaking his head*

Denzel: No! It's hot on the bottom...

Ace: *Reaches forward again*

Trey: *Chuckles* Ace-

Denzel: *Moves his hands away* ITS HOT ON THE BOTTOM!!!!!

Denzel: *Holds the pan out*

Ace: *Reaches for the bottom*

Denzel: *Stares with wide eyes*

Maria: *Giggles*

Deuce: *Sighs* I'll take it..

Denzel: *Passes it to Deuce*

Deuce: *Takes the pan by the handles, carrying it away*

@queen-of-twisted

Anytime someone asks why I love Trein I will direct them to this post.

Mozus Trein Character Analysis

You know that one teacher that you can’t get along with because they’re so stiff? But you live them, not for their personality, but because they are such a great teacher? Yeah, that’s Trein.

Trein is an elderly man that clearly holds himself and others to a high decorum. He does not tolerate laziness, and blatant disregard for authority or the rules. He’s extremely passionate about his choice of study, that being history. He’s strict and will not give people any wiggle room outside of the guidelines he’s set.

And I mean everyone. Crowley included. (Crowley himself can be found saying that Trein has subjected him to hour long lectures whenever Crowley does something particularly incompetent.) We see him getting on the staff cases just as much as the students.

Another thing to note, is that Trien loves his job. And he loves his students. The reason he’s so strict is because he loves them and wants to see them to succeed. He wants them to be all that they can be and he wants to help them on that journey. What defines Trein at his core is that he is a perfect example of what it means to be a good teacher.

This is seen the most in the Glorious Masquerade event. (It is seen some in Endless Halloween, but not nearly as much as in the former.) Trein is willing to risk his health, his own magic, so his own students can get to safety. It never crossed his mind to do anything that would put them at risk. Even before the spread of the Crimson Flowers, Trein was the perfect example of what it means to be a perfect chaperone. This isn’t just because he’s a perfectionist, this is because he cares about his job and he cares about his students.

And this doesn’t just stay in line with his students. This passion doesn’t just stay with his choice of study. Ironically, Trein has been shown to be exceptionally doting. With both Lucius and anytime he mentions his wife. (I think he also mentioned his daughters in the same way a doting parent would, but I’m not one-hundred percent sure.)

He just isn’t the type to lose his mind with adoration even though he more than likely feels it just as strongly. This being because he’s a mature individual.

He is a calm, strict, passionate, mature person. And overall a perfect teacher. Something that the rest of the Twst Cast definitely need with the shenanigans they get up to.

*slides in from the left, overshoots, scrambles back into view after an extended period of crashing sounds with that one cat yowl* howdy I heard you write headcanons :D

Do you have any particular thoughts on how cuddly some of the guys would be? Like who's happy to cuddle, who would doze off, who would be all awkward about it lol - I just like to cuddle my besties haha

Hope you have a great day - and make sure you stay hydrated!

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Ok so this technically falls under the category of x reader but I'll try! I'm not writing these as romantic though! Bestie cuddles.(Most of these depends on your like prior friendship status to them so I'm going to assume that you're like friends. like close ish idk)

Also I don't really know how cuddles work. It's just hugging right? Like sleepy hugs?? Never experienced it before. I'm trying.

Part one: they hug you.

Riddle: 7/10 he'd be like... Okay?? The most awkward thing ever he's trying not to be weird about but then he'll get comfortable and relax. Touch starved.

Ace: 8/10 Prefers second long hugs and stuff but he's down for it. He'd fall asleep instantly.

Deuce: 9/10 AWKWARD. And then he'll get comfortable and it's the best thing ever. -1 point for snoring.

Cater: 10/10 the best. He's touch starved and just waiting. Waiting for a hug.

Trey: 5/10 he just kinda... Wraps his arms around you. He's trying. And failing.

Leona: 2/10 he doesn't hug you. Just sleeps. It's peaceful though and he does wrap his tail around you so???

Ruggie: 10/10 he will randomly run up to you and jump in for a hug. Cuddles all the time. It's the best.

Jack: 10/10 big teddie bear. It's great. He's somehow soft?? Like? Where did your muscles go?

Azul: 8/10 he's... Slightly uncomfortable. He doesn't hug often. But when he does it's really nice. Like. He's squishy.

Jade: 7/10 he's... Decent at cuddling. Again he just kinda. Wraps his arms around you. Extra points for like. Fitting well? Against you??

Floyd: 10/10 again like Ruggie he just runs up and hugs you. He's just more... Feral. It's terrifying. You think he's going to bite you and then you get a hug.

Kalim: 11/10 the sweetest. "Im so happy I could hug you!" And then he does. The cardigan is soft. Cuddles are the best.

Jamil: 7/10 most of the comfort would come from the really fluffy blanket that Kalim gifted to him. It's good. But he's like. Burning hot.

Vil: 5/10 doesn't 'do' hugs. But he will. He. Will. It's awkward. Would be better if he was relaxed. If he's relaxed it's a 10

Rook: 9/10 so comfortable. He's somehow soft? Like? Where did your bones go? -1 point for the hat staying on.

Epel: 10/10 *cries* again. The sweetest. He's soft like rook but firm. Like vil. It's a combination.

Idia: 7/10 he's gaming. Like literally gaming as your cuddling. Hello? Respect?

Ortho: 9/10 Hard. That is made of metal. But he's super sweet about it!

Malleus: 8/10 Squishy. You'd never expect it.

Lilia: 7/10 just kinda shows up behind you and. Oh you're being cuddled. That's nice.

Silver: 8/10 takes after his father. He's less... frightening about it though.

Sebek: 6/10 he's stiff. He's just like... There? Idk +2 points for trying.

Crowley: 6/10 he's hugging you and then. Where did he go? He's gone? The opposite of Lilia

Crewel: 6/10 the coat is fuzzy and soft! He's not.

Trein: 8/10 this man canonically has daughters. He's good at hugging. he'll hug you like you're his child.

Lucius the cat: 100/10 it's. a. cat.

Vargas: 6/10 muscle. That's all you're feeling.

Sam: 7/10 boney. I mean. Look at him. He gives good hugs though

Neige: 10/10 I totally forgot him last time but. Anyways he's the sweetest. He's soft. The best hugs.

Chenya: 9/10 like Floyd. Thankfully he won't Bite.

Grim: 11/10 more feral cat.

Part two: You hug them.

Riddle: 8/10 he's so happy. He might cry.

Ace: 9/10 will just lay on your chest and it's the most comfortable thing ever. -1 point for falling asleep and not moving for hours... You missed classes.

Deuce: 8/10 less awkward! More snoring.

Cater: 10/10 Leans into it. Falls asleep so fast.

Trey: 9/10 stiff but will relax over time. Back hugs. He loves them.

Leona: 10/10 not big on hugs but being hugged? Yes. He purrs.

Ruggie: 10/10 sleeps. his tail wags. It's adorable

Jack: 10/10 big softie. His tail wags and it's probably the best thing ever.

Azul: 9/10 Squishy. Again. Im not sure how to describe it but like human octopus? Idk he's literally and octopus so??

Jade: 7/10 you have to grab this mf. He's too tall. Good hug though.

Floyd: 9/10 Again. Grab him. Better hug than Jade

Kalim: 11/10 does this need an explanation? Big on being cuddled.

Jamil: 8/10 confused. He'll figure it out. Awkwardly hugs back

Vil: 7/10 0-0 <- his face. Hes just. There?

Rook: 8/10 hugs back. Pretty much the same as when he hugs you. -2 points for still keeping the hat.

Epel: 11/10 somehow better? He's lovin' it.

Idia: 8/10 Drops his console. Tries to grab it. Fails

Ortho: 10/10 lifts you. Like. He floats. As a happy response. It's shocking but like. So cute.

Malleus: 8/10 froze. Like Vil. He's just. There.

Lilia: 9/10 "oh. Okay!" Comfortable silence.

Silver: 10/10 asleep. +2 points for the birds.

Sebek: 8/10 Shocked. (Get it? Zigvolt) silently leans into it. Touch starved.

Crowley: 7/10 THE FEATHERS ARE SPIKY?! HOW?! Overall good.

Crewel: 8/10 same as p.1 just. Shocked. He's soft now?

Trein: 10/10 honestly. I don't know how'd he react. Would deffo hug back. It's a bonding moment. He cradles you in his arms.

Lucius the cat: 0/10 scratches you. Unless you've earned his love. 1000/10

Vargas: 8/10 hugs back too tight. You can't breathe.

Sam: 9/10 boney. But good? Somehow??

Neige: 11/10 melts into it. he literally cannot stop smiling.

Chenya: 11/10 Cat. Purrs. +1 for being purple. I love purple.

Grim: 11/10 another cat. Another. Cat.

Authors Note: spot the Voltron reference. Also holy moly I had no clue how to write this.

I nominate this as the funniest comic on this app

Traumatizing experience

Person who acts super totally human but when asked will just turn into the nearest insect like those stupid little animorph books

new gender idea: guy who is super masculine and uses he/him pronouns, but every time someone acknowledges his gender or asks about it he switches to feminine presentation and she/her pronouns and refuses to acknowledge the change

Not a Twst thing but- (JJK)

im watching jjk (jujitsu kaisen) for the first time and im in the middle of episode 13 and about 13:20 in the weird Sukuna guy says something like "i dot care if you die i only care about him" and megumi's face shows up. HELLO? is this a thing? ive never heard of this before what? should i be scared? Megumi's my favorite character and??? i spoiled myself on like half the story before i even started watching it and ive never heard of that?

for artists against apartheid

Thank you Tapis Rouge!

hi!! i saw your jamil/azul/idia ship headcanons and i was wondering if you'd be open to writing some vil/idia headcanons? they're a bit of a rarepair which i think is a bit of a shame since they're pretty much my favorite twst ship!! if you don't like that ship it's okay if you make it platonic too.

HIIII I personally don't ship this so these headcanons might be sub-par but I'll try to make it cute!

Beauty and... Ok I don't really know. They've got something. No one on campus expects Vil shoeinheit(I CANT SPELL HIS LAST NAME) to end up dating IDIA. Out of all people, Idia? They'll get over it.

Ortho plays matchmaker.

Vil practically adopts Ortho.

Vil and Idia are that couple you'd never expect but they work so well it's a mystery.

Introvert/Extrovert :D

Vil does Idia lipstick and eyeliner.

Vil walks into the Idia's room after a long day and just- lays on the bed watching him game. No words. No thoughts. Just game.

Idia's ghost marriage suit was designed by Vil. (I don't know shit about that event.)

HE ASKED FOR NO. PICKLES.

Azul is so fed up with Idia's ranting (before Idia realized he had a crush) and just scream JUST ASK HIM OUT. Idia was shocked.

Promise rings. Expensive ones.

"I got you a gift~" "eh? Uh. Thank you!"

That gift cost enough for a month of groceries.

Idia falls first Vil falls harder.

(Authors Note: I hope you like these!!! These two have a vibe. Like. An aesthetic. Like- the bright hair and Idia's gaming lights. Theyre so neon.)

I'll also expand on parts of Previous headcanons if asked! And I can also do Flash headcanons for relationships like a characters relationship to all the other ones and stuff or specific flash headcanons like sexuality or gender and stuff honestly ask for anything I'll do it. Except x reader. I cannot write that for the life of me.

ASKS ARE OPEN!

Headcanons for any Twisted Wonderland character are open! I will also do Character relationship headcanons whether it's Romantic or Platonic just make sure you specify! I can also do group headcanons and special requests like... Idk ship bingos? I'll have to find one if asked.