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Incorrect Quotes Part: 2!

(using the Incorrect Quotes generator)

Savannaclaw!

(ft: Idia/Malleus, MC, Cheka, & Farena)

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(Dorm dinnertimes.)

Ruggie: Jack, can you pass the salt?

Jack: Throws Leona across the table

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(Leona and Jack sitting in jail together)

Jack: So who should we call?

Leona: I’d call Ruggie, but I feel safer in jail

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(during a dorm party)

Leona: Who thinks I can fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth?

Jack: You’re a hazard to society

Ruggie: And a coward. DO TWENTY.

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Jack: HELP! I TOLD RUGGIE I’D COOK DINNER TONIGHT BUT I CAN’T COOK!

Leona, pouring milk directly into the cereal bag: And you thought I could help?

(HC: Leona can cook he just lacks motivation)

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Leona: I told Jack their tail wags when they lie.

Ruggie: Why?

Leona: Look.

Leona: Hey Jack! Do you love us?

Jack, holding their tail: No.

Ruggie:

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Ruggie: You have to apologize to Farena.

Leona: Fine.

Leona: 'Unfuck you' or whatever.

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(Babysitting...)

Leona: While I’m gone, Cheka, you’re in charge.

Cheka: Yes!!!

Leona, whispering: Ruggie, you’re secretly in charge.

Ruggie: Obviously.

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Leona, probably about like- Idia or Malleus?: They stole from me first!

Jack: Mhm.

Leona: Stole my heart...

Ruggie: It is still illegal to commit murder.

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Leona: What's a word thats a mix between 'sad' and 'mad'?

Jack: Disgruntled, miserable, desolated-

Ruggie: Smad.

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Farena: Come on, I wasn’t that drunk last night.

Leona: You were flirting with (Insert Farena wife name here.)

Farena: So what? Shes my Wife.

Leona: You asked them if they were single.

Farena:

Leona: And then you cried when they said they weren't.

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Leona, holding a python: Guys I impulsively bought a snake, what do I name him

Jack: You did WHAT–

Ruggie: William Snakepeare

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Leona, talking about his lack of motivation: Sometimes I even drink milk straight out of the container!

Jack: The cow???

Leona: What?

Ruggie: Jack, W H Y?

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Leona: I’m kind of crushing on someone, but I’m worried about telling you who it is, because you’re not going to like it

Jack: Just rip the bandage off.

Leona: It’s Idia/Malleus.

Ruggie: Put the bandage back on.

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Jack: What time is it?

MC: I don’t know; pass me that saxophone and we’ll find out

MC: Plays sax loudly and extremely out of tune

Leona: WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING THE SAXOPHONE AT TWO IN THE MORNING

MC: It’s 2 am

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Cheka, texting Leona: Unca! Help I’m being kidnapped

Leona: Where are you?

Cheka: I’m with some strange person. In a car. Help.

Leona: I’ll call Farena.

Farena, answering their phone: Y’ello?

Leona: Where’s Cheka? They texted me that they were being kidnapped.

Farena: Cheka? Whaddya mean, they're right next to me-

Farena:

Farena: I’ll call you back. hangs up

Farena: THE NEW HAIRCUT ISN’T THAT BAD!

Cheka: WHO ARE YOU?!

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(playing a card game like trial by trolley or something)

Jack: If Ruggie and I were drowning, who would you save?

Leona: You two can’t swim?

Ruggie: It’s a hypothetical question, Leona! who would you save?

Leona: my time and effort.

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Ruggie: We need to get through this locked door. Leona, give me your credit card.

Leona: Here.

Ruggie, pocketing it: Thanks. Jack, kick down the door.

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Authors Note: I didn't know any other love interests besides Malleus and Idia soooo

If I had a penny for everytime someone in the twst fandom called a teenager abusive or heartless, I'd be fucking filthy rich

I name him... Gerbil

Ladies and Gentlemen I present to you...HIM

Honestly still the best thing out of the TWST manga so far.

Thank you Tapis Rouge!

Happy 4:15 in the morning. I'm doing flash headcanons for Sexuality. (Authors Note: took a break and made breakfast potatoes. It's now 7:00 am and I have my father's love.)

Warning: Lack of Heterosexuality

I may or may not be high so; here we go:

Heartslabyul:

Riddle: he's bi. He insists he's straight but he's lying to himself. You'll get it one day sweetie. Leans more to guys.

Ace: BI. BISEXUAL DISASTER. This man experienced bi panic when he saw Epel and Deuce in a room together. (He thought Epel was a chick...) Also. Acesexual. (get it. Asexual? Acesexual? I'm a comedian.)

Deuce: Gay. His mother is supportive.

Cater: unlabeled. He hates labeling anything about himself. If asked will say he's gay but if you get to know him he'll be honest.

Trey: Pansexual. It's the vibes. Nothing else needs to be said.

Savanaclaw:

Leona: Gay. Would never want a women. Don't be mistaken he greatly respects women he's just not attracted to them. At all.

Jack: Pan. Another man that drinks his respect women juice.

Ruggie: acesexual demi romantic. You have to know him first.

Octavinelle:

Azul: Questioning... He knows he likes men... he's working on it. Just tells people he's gay while he figures it out.

Jade: Gay. Pulls women though. He's polite in rejecting them.

Floyd: Unlabeled. Ask him to give him a label and he'll flip you off.

Scarabia:

Kalim: Asexual Panromantic. The sweetest.

Jamil: Bi. Pulls everyone.

Pomefiore:

Vil: Queer. He's something?

Rook: again. Gay. I don't think this needs to be explained.

Epel: questioning

Ignihyde:

Idia: Gay. He doesn't really care though. he just knows.

Ortho: Ortho doesn't know yet. Idia explained LGBTQ stuff to Ortho (since a lot of people on campus are queer) but Ortho really young so he doesn't really think about it. (Also. Robot)

Diasomnia:

Malleus: He's clearly gay but Lilia hadn't given him the talk.

Silver: I would say Malleus's applies to Silver but Silver is Bi.

Sebek: Internalized Homophobia. It's okay for other people to be gay just not him. Anyways Gay.

Lilia: The original gay. All gays evolved from him.

Staff:

Crowley: Aroace. 'Ew romance' (he says that everytime he catches students making out in odd places)

Crewel: Gay. And extremely supportive.

Trein: Y'know what. I'm going to be brave here. Token straight. Ally.

Vargas: Bi. Incredibly Bi.

Sam: Gay. Gay black man. (Authors Note: met a black gay once during an open dance thing and he hyped me up the entire time. He had the coolest pride baseball jacket thing? It has a rainbow on it. Dee if you're out there I love you <3.)

Other:

Lucius: A... Cat?

Neige: Pansexual. He has the pan colours.

Che'nya: A... Gay Cat?

Najma: that is a LESBIAN. Probably the most similar character to me! So she's a lesbian.

Marja: Ally! You go grandma!

Cheka: Cheka doesn't know much about gay people... He asked dad but he just said 'Oh yeah. Leona's gay!' Cheka doesn't know what that means.

Authors Note: According to the wiki; Neige is taller than Vil. NEIGE IS 6,3. let that sink in. 6,3. That's not possible. That's a fucking lie. These guys are SKYSCRAPERS. Anyways in the wiki it also says that Vil wears 13 CENTIMETER HEELS? That's like. 5-6 inches. Which is probably why Vil looks taller than Neige in the story...

who's your favorite twisted wonderland character, and why?

How do I even choose?

I have different reasons for liking all of my favs

(I will expand on all of these if asked. Please ask. Please. Id analyze any character in twst if asked I love them all)

Ace: I love how blunt he is. He doesn't sugarcoat his feelings as he speaks up for himself, others, and what he thinks is right. He can be an idiot, but I love him nonetheless! Although I feel like canon doesn't do much with his character and he's just used as a way to make other characters have development. (Ex: Riddle in ch.1 deuce in ch.5 the fairy gala remix in his card story) But all in all I think I love him because he's the opposite of me. (I can't speak up for myself...)

Trey: Like Ace, canon doesn't do much with his character and fandom doesn't really do anything with him besides using him as a way for cater angst? (No hate to Cater stans of course) so a lot of his character is my speculation. (He is not a normal guy he is lying to himself.) I love how I can pick apart his character without canon coming in and crushing my dreams. (I project onto him frequently.)

Leona: Oh boy. Here we go. God I love Leona so much. Obviously, he's a depressed bitch and neither canon nor fandom properly recognizes it he also has some serious trauma. (knowing you could be better but, why try? Your goal is impossible anyways.) Also, (as far as I know) he's the only Overblot victim who didn't properly redeem himself. (Ripping up Azul's contracts out of selfish desires is not redemption.) So that's canon mischaracterizing their own character and the fandom, is the fandom. Overall Leona is mischaracterized way too much and I kin him. (That's the reason I love him. I kin him.)

Azul: Azul is literally my baby. I love him because I just wanna give him a hug. The way his ED is implied a few times and then never brought up again is really annoying to me like- if you're gonna give ED rep at least mention in more than his chapter! It's a key part of his character and it's barely there. Oh also he was bullied and I relate to that.

Jamil: The vibes. Gender Envy. The pyromania. The way he hates Kalim even though it's not his fault because he needs someone to be angry at and it's so easy to hate the person directly causing your problems rather than blaming the system behind them. Oh also he's brown and I'm brown so it's like-

Vil: VILLL MY BEAUTIFUL QUEEN. Gender. Envy. The things I could do if I was him- she's so- can you imagine if I was amab? I could be feminine and still not be seen as a girl. Anyways the way he's always second place but doesn't blame the person who's above him but rather blames himself is so sad but so me.

Idia: his gamer talk is so funny sometimes. Oh also I wish I had an older brother like him. Oh also I haven't finished ch.6 but I'm really excited. Oh also technological characters always have a special place in my heart. oh also he's depressed and I find that relatable.

Sebek: I love him. He's so loud and so rude (humans) but I love him he's such a dork. He's trying his best okay? Id really love to see his character when it's not revolving around Malleus though.

Authors Note: tldr: angst, badassery, gender envy, character studys and more not necessarily in that order.

How the Geneva Drive (the mechanical step that makes the second hand on a clock work by turning constant rotation into intermittent motion) works.

Flash Headcanons: Gender

(send help I don't. I don't even know my own gender.)

Heartslabyul:

Riddle: Bigender. Her mom is a hater but it's okay because we hate her. (His Dad is supportive)

Ace: Trans Male. I've already made a backstory post for Ace but I am willing to do another one factoring this in.

Deuce: Cis male but is a MASSIVE ally. Throwing hands with all Transphobes

Cater: Non-binary. Will not tell anyone unless they know them very well. If asked I will expand.

Trey: Trans Male. Parents are very supportive.

Savanaclaw:

Leona: Trans Male. Farena is supportive. Parents are not. (Let's be honest. With the way Leona turned out (depressed.) His parents cannot be good.)

Jack: Cis. But, like Deuce, will fight for his friends. Throwing. Hands.

Ruggie: Fem non-binary. Uses They/He pronouns. (Me? Projecting? I would never.)

Octavinelle:

Azul: Trans Male. Got bullied for having a very bad haircut. He's traumatized. Family is very supportive. Jade and Floyd are supportive in... their own ways.

Jade: Demi boy. He/They. Nothing else needs to be said.

Floyd: he's just.. Floyd. (I cannot explain this. It's simply a vibe)

Scarabia:

Kalim: Non-binary! Came out to Jamil first. Makes an effort to wear their flag colors every day. Has a little pin on his Cardigan.

Jamil: Cis male but the most supportive person to exist. Like- 'Ace you're on your period and are currently facing pain so bad that you're literally curled up in bed while writing this- I mean can't participate in basketball practice? Cool I'll tell coach. Here's a heating pad, chocolate, and some painkillers.'

Pomefiore:

Vil: Trans Fem. Non-binary He/She.

Rook: Cis and again very supportive.

Epel: Demi boy and will crossdress for funsies.

Ignihyde:

Idia: Questioning. They prefer They/Them but They're open to all pronouns

Ortho: Ortho's a boy! He thinks. He's a robot boy.

Diasomnia:

Silver: Cis male, doesn't quite understand gender but is supportive nonetheless!

Malleus: Agender! Do fae have gender? Since it's a social construct maybe they just don't?

Lilia: Cis male very supportive of his kids and everyone else!

Staff:

Sebek: Demi boy in denial. He'll figure it out eventually...

Crowley: Agender uses He/They

Crewel: Masc Non-binary. Again. Vibes

Trein: Cis male. Had a trans daughter. Incredibly supportive.

Vargas: Fully transitioned trans male. Like, surgically and stuff.

Sam: Non-binary. He's just- VIBES

Other:

Lucius: Cat gender. What were you expecting?

Neige: Bigender. She's so CUTE.

Chenya: Cat gender Masc non-binary.

Cheka: He likes being a boy. All he knows about gender is that his unka didn't like being a girl so he became a boy!

Najima: Demi girl. She/they.

Authors Note: Dear god this took so long I'm sorry. I was having a crisis. Also I did my hair today and now I can actually see my curls and it's great!

Hi.

I'm lonely.

Asks are Open.

Please.