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People like to sit like it is because studio peirrot made it seem like it is.
Sakura confessing to naruto isnt top 50 worst things that naruto characters have done stop acting like it is
Hating a fictional character with all your heart is one of the most pathetic things a person can do. Instead of appreciating the characters you love, you choose to waste your time and energy on hating a character that doesn't even exist. It's time to get a life and stop projecting your insecurities and problems onto a fictional character. Are you hating on that character because you have a terrible life, or because you cannot face the reality of your own? Or is it that if you don't hate it, you'll have nothing to do but blame yourself for all the things you have messed up? Instead of hating on something that doesn't exist, hate yourself for the way you are. At least it's less pathetic this way.
The way most NaruSasu fanfictions are written, you can clearly tell that it wasn't born out of their love for the characters or their wish to see them in love. NaruSasu is something that people use to hate Sakura more than they already do. It is a ship that is born out of hate and childish resentment, and that is what makes its fans always look like haters rather than people who genuinely enjoy shipping.
My God looks like the collision of two neutron stars.
Hoshigaki Kisame is the dilf in Akatsuki.
He has moments where he could be your friend's hot divorced father. I can imagine him being a dad like Charlie Swan. Single, hot, a little oblivious to the things teens do, protective, and provider.
Now as much as I would buy Itachi's bath water, fill my tub with it and let my body submerge in it till I dissolve into it, Itachi is not a dilf. He is a husband.
Sure Itachi is out of my league, but Kisame is forbidden.
Screaming! Trippin'! Creaming!
Sakura Supremacy
New anime fans always trying to prove why their shitty shit is good meanwhile naruto fans have known naruto is bad for years and don’t gaf
As much as I'm a simp for Itachi Uchiha, I'm fully aware that I would have hated him if he was real.
If Itachi Uchiha were someone I knew in real life, he would be Barbie and I would be Raquelle.
If he were my classmate, I would absolutely HATE him.
I would absolutely despise him for being perfect. I would be so jealous of him because he would have everything that I want. I would see him as a guy with loving parents, good looks, a wealthy background, high social status, a good personality, great propriety, a good social life and someone who is admired by everyone. While I would just be a regular person with average grades, an emotionally absent father, mommy issues, iron deficiency, inferiority complex, unremarkable looks, permanent resting bitch face, no real friends, and someone that people tend to avoid or hate because of her hostile behaviour. Also, I'd be a middle-class girl who is unable to afford the clothes that fit her great fashion sense.
I would desperately try my best to outdo him and still fail. I can't outdo his amazing genetics so I would make an attempt at the sports that he plays, only to realize that my body isn't well nourished. I might even start being unnecessarily rude towards him if we happen to interact and he would've no idea why a classmate he barely knows holds such strong negative feelings towards him.
The only thing that gives me a chance at being better than him would be academics. I would study like crazy till the caffeine overdose puts me in the ER a week before an exam. I might even score more than him once and that would bring me great joy. I'd see it as a step towards my goal of being better than him and see that moment as an opportunity to rub it in his face. But while I'm silently celebrating my "victory", he would come up to me and congratulate me for it. That will be the moment when my happiness disappears, and I will truly understand where I stand. As I rudely turn away from him for the umpteenth time, I'll finally realize that I'll never be better than him.
He is perfect. Someone who has got it all, the perfect grades, perfect looks, perfect family and a perfect life. While I am just another one of his jealous ignoble haters, who is projecting her own problems onto him.
My report card graded more than A+ in all subjects will be shoved into a small pocket in my bag and will be forgotten then. And suddenly, the fruit of my hard work will no longer give me hope for a better life.
To Itachi,
How are you gonna be a son and still manage to have the eldest daughter trauma?
Yours truly,
Yumi.
"You're so ugly, even the Uchiha genes couldn't save you."
- Sayumi Uchiha [my oc in my daydreams]
I want a dick. Not inside me, I just want to experience how it feels to jerk off.
Separating the art from the artist by illegally downloading their music.
God, we need another flood.
Me and my urge to look like the girl Corpse sings about.
Japanese High-school dramas and movies>>>>>>
Talking to Itachi's c.ai. because men in Instagram comment section exist.
The wildest thing I did yesterday was opening wattpad in hopes of curing my shortened attention span.
The feminine urge to go back in time and tell my mom to not marry my father.
My girl Sakura is dating a white boy whose father is a cop. Great grammer, great pacing and great character building by my favourite writer on wattpad.
I'll catch child abuse charge if a kid was running around, vandalizing Mount Rushmore and telling everyone that he will be the president.
Naruto Fandom, when Naruto graffiti's monuments, steals, beats children, hogties a classmate, and impersonates said classmate to get his crush's attention in the first three chapters:
Naruto Fandom when Sakura makes a rude comment about Naruto in chapter 3 :
Y/n : *Minding her own business.*
Hidan: Bitch
Y/n:....
Hidan: You're my soul mate.
People who hate Sakura are the same people who claim that pretty privilege is not real and assumes that everyone has loving parents.
Sakura is an insecure and selfish girl who doesn't want to be insecure or selfish and suffers an existential crisis every time she realizes her mistakes. If you don't like her, you're not an insecure and selfish girl who doesn't want to be insecure or selfish and suffers existential crises every time she realizes her mistakes. So congratulations and at the same time fuck you
I would make fun of her but my ex'es are far worse than Sasuke. And they never asked me "Who did this to you?" and proceeded to break that person's arm.
Can't blame her though, he's 6ft.
My parents trying their best to not make me look bad infront of father's side of family:
Kakashi: Mi kids are doing great
Kakashi: Naruto is travelling the world with a sanin
Kakashi: Sakura is learning to fight like the Hokage
Kakashi: And Sasuke has joined a cult!
Kakashi:
Kakashi: As a high rank
The last line is strong with this one
Sasuke: Why are you guys doing? We have to train.
Kakashi: We need to take for a moment. Seat down.
Sasuke: ...Okay?
Sakura: I saw this at the academy and it made me think of you. It's a Feeling Stick. Whoever's holding a Feeling Stick has permission to say whatever he or she is feeling without being judged. I'll go first. I feel like I want to know what you're feeling. *Gives it to Sasuke*
Sasuke: Put that down.
Sakura: No. We have to talk, it'll be good for you.
Sasuke: No, we don't.
Naruto: *Takes the stick* I feel that Sasuke is not honoring the Feeling Stick.
Kakashi: *Takes the stick* I feel Sasuke's had a particularly bad day, and I feel that Sasuke should share his feelings with us.
Sakura: *Takes the stick* I feel supported.
Sasuke: Sakura, stop! And what are you two doing?
Kakashi: *Takes the stick* I feel Sasuke is yelling.
Sasuke: Stop it! *runs away*
Kakashi: And that's how you defeat a sharingan.
I'm at the point of my weight-gain journey where I wish water had calories.
Old people in love>>>>>
The way most Kakasaku adult images end up looking cute despite literally being porn never ceases to amaze me.