This Generation Will Pull An "I Can Fix Him" On Their Sleep Paralysis Demons And I'm Here For It.

People who hate Sakura are the same people who claim that pretty privilege is not real and assumes that everyone has loving parents.

Sakura is an insecure and selfish girl who doesn't want to be insecure or selfish and suffers an existential crisis every time she realizes her mistakes. If you don't like her, you're not an insecure and selfish girl who doesn't want to be insecure or selfish and suffers existential crises every time she realizes her mistakes. So congratulations and at the same time fuck you

"Now I'm alone, just me and my thoughts

But my lone peace is better than your taunts"

Nooooooooooooo. God, please no. There's so many fanfics that I didn't read 😭😭😭😭😭

Is fanfiction.net down?

I have a purple umbrella with floral patterns.

umbrellas I see around town, rated

Bottom Tier: Plain Black Umbrellas.

wow nice it's a depressing day already let's make it more depressing

Broken Umbrellas

YOU HAD ONE JOB, UMBRELLA. and if it's a broken black umbrella you might as well just let yourself get wet without a sad, broken clump of gloom in the way

Mediocre Tier: Promotional Umbrellas

listen the least capitalism can do for us is help us stay dry. you got that umbrella for free and I admire that

Basic Colours and Patterns

see that lady with the red umbrella? of course you do because she's not one of those losers with black umbrellas. that guy on the right has put his black umbrella down, defeated, that he cannot even be as cool as her, which is an extremely low bar

High Tier: Golf Umbrellas

now we're talking dual purpose: keeps you dry, and improvised weapon. you could seriously put somebody's eye out

Clear Umbrellas

at last I can see the top of your head. top of your head, my beloved.

Those Umbrellas That Got the Pattern on the Inside

you acknowledge that rainy days are gloomy, but you need to prioritize putting brightening colours and designs towards yourself. that's okay queen that's self-care

Top Tier Funky Umbrellas That Match Your Boots, Also You Should Deliberately Walk Through Every Puddle

I love you, I love rain, I love everything

Naruto Characters as The Golden Girls quotes:

Sakura : "Thank you, Naruto and thank you too, Sai."

Sai : "What did I say?"

Sakura : "Nothing, and I can't tell you how much I appreciate that."

I don't chase. I stare, never approach and then regret.

9×3=27 gives off classy bitch with red nails energy.

God, we need another flood.

May I be able to earn enough money to move away from this place and afford a comfortable life. Amen.

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

I'll catch child abuse charge if a kid was running around, vandalizing Mount Rushmore and telling everyone that he will be the president.

Naruto Fandom, when Naruto graffiti's monuments, steals, beats children, hogties a classmate, and impersonates said classmate to get his crush's attention in the first three chapters:

Naruto Fandom when Sakura makes a rude comment about Naruto in chapter 3 :