bluemoonytoast
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Matt's haircut in the epilogue is one of the most egregious sins of season 8 and I mean that with my whole chest
Hi 🌟,
I hope you’re doing well. We’ve raised very little so far to support me and my family during these challenging times due to the conflict in Gaza. We’re still working to reach our goal and would greatly appreciate your help. 🙏
If you can’t donate, could you please share or reblog my pinned post? Your support in spreading the word would mean a lot to us. 💪
Pinned post: https://www.tumblr.com/ahmedharara/757031731268386816/weve-been-able-to-raise-only-120-so-far?source=share
Donation link: https://gofund.me/f751a38a
Thank you so much for your kindness and support! ❤️
i fear i can’t support but i can definitely repost :)
“said you were gonna grow up, and you were gonna come find me” — peter by taylor swift
regulus and sirius 😭😭😭😭😭 my babies they’re so angsty 😭😭😭😭
come one, come all, it’s happening again lol (the daily drinking is starting to scare me)
oh to being a “we can have fun anyway without alcohol” girl in a world of “let’s get drunk every night of our trip” girls :(
i have a whole movie in my head but i can’t for fucks sake write it down
Never forgotten but...never finished.
guys i actually wrote an essay about this scene and why it’s 100% not platonic
THESE WERE NOT FUCKING HETEROSEXUAL LOOKS. DREAMWORKS, YOU POOPYHEADS.
Im literally sick but dead gay wizards are for life dude
me, trying to establish a sleep schedule and go to bed earlier:
dead gay wizards: not in this life
Canon Pete is dead, fanon Pete killed him.
Yes I’m unhinged, no I won’t be providing context.
@kat-m-toast @sebbianas
Woah.
Yeah you're right. It WOULD be pretty fucked up if you were a swan but you were raised by ducks and you grew up never seeing another swan or even knowing that such a thing as a swan even existed so you just thought you were a duck with something super wrong with it.
STARCHASER IS A SORT OF MAGNUM ICE CREAM I REPEAT STARCHASER IS A THING
I think the Voltron Legendary Defender fandom is the only one where we can make gay characters date a girl without being homophobic
RIP Sirius Black you would've loved Totally Spies.
You know you’ve won when someone is going to write your idea in a fanfic 🤭
This made me cry but in a good way, art.
Hogwarts houses not as your defining trait but the way you survived your childhood — the way you coped with your trauma.
Ravenclaw is the book you buried your nose in as you put one foot in front of the other. They are the children who stayed under the bed with flashlights to catch the monster under the bed. They are the children who came to believe themselves to be monsters. Ravenclaw is a room where you store all the things you try to forget. It’s spending years trying to think your way out of that room. Its knowing the world is a vicious place and finding wonder in it anyways.
Slytherin is keeping your head down and your eyes open. It’s blood in your mouth and venom on your tongue. Slytherin is being sharp and precise and deadly as a snake because there’s no other way to survive. It’s knowing there’s no space for you in this world unless you’re willing to carve it out. They are the children who learned to bide their time. To wait for the perfect moment to strike. To go in for the kill. Slytherin is knowing there is no justice in this world unless you make it.
Gryffindor is a tightly clenched fist to keep your hands from shaking. Its children who used to hide under the bed. Children who swore they’d never let anyone make them afraid again. Gryffindor is raised eyebrows and hackles. It’s children who know fear like a second skin. They wrap themselves in it like a home. Gryffindor is digging your toes into the earth and widening your stance. It’s matching the lions predatory gaze with a challenge of your own and clenching your jaw so it doesn’t tremble.
Hufflepuff is a pair of trembling hands that hold on tight. It’s knowing that caring leads to betrayal and deciding to care anyways. It’s tear stains and heart strings boldly on display. It’s knowing life isn’t fair but choosing to try anyway. They are the children that know the world is cruel. They are the children that love it anyway.
Regulus “you don’t have to be perfect, no one is” Black
and
James “you’re perfect to me” Potter
James Potter kinnies 🤝 acts of service as a love language 🫶
When I’m mad at you I’ll give you the silent treatment as long as you don’t apologise, and I’ll full on dead stare you right in the eyes.
I also have certain days where I hate physical contact, and some days I need it. But only from people that I like, otherwise never.
Did I mention I’m a regulus kinnie?
I care fucking much about how I look, and I take hours to let my hair look it’s absolute best. Black nail polish is also the loml, and if I could (parents 😭) I’d wear eyeliner everyday.
Do you know I’m a Sirius kinnie?
I have a really weird relationship with my parents, who are very strict, and I want to please them but also not give a fuck. I’m also very very gay.
Well, you know the black brothers.. kin.
I DM MYSELF SHIT FROM MY SPAM ACCOUNT TO PRETEND I'M THE PHYSICAL PROOF OF THE VOICES IN MY HEAD;
HAVE I MENTIONED I'M A PANDORA KINNIE
I TELL MY FRIENDS I LOVE THEM ATLEAST 20 TIMES A DAY AND I BUY MY ENGLISH TEACHER FLOWERS;
I HOPE EVERYONE IS WELL AWARE I'M A JAMES KINNIE
I LAUGH WHEN LITTLE KIDS FALL, AND I CRACK THE SPINE OF MY BOOKS, I ALSO PUT AN UNGODLY AMOUNT OF SUGAR IN MY TEA;
YOU GUESSED IT I AM INDEED A REMUS KINNIE
@nothingtoseeherebyeexx U NEXT XI
Marauders but make it my life
James: Wow Padfoot don’t you think Moony looks amazing today?
Sirius: Euhm sure?
———————————————————————
Sirius: Pete do you think James likes Moony???
Peter, shaking: Sirius it’s 7am-
Marauders but make it my life
McGonagall: Mr. Lupin, please step outside. It’s hard to keep teaching while you’re talking to mr. Black.
~5 minutes later~
McGonagall: Enough! If you don’t stop disrupting my class right now, you can go stand outside!
Sirius, suddenly happy: With Remus?
Presenting Her Royal Highness, Queen Lily Evans of Hogwarts 🤭
snape: please lily im sorry i called you a literal slur
lily: aww that’s so sad
lily: marlene play i forgot that you existed by taylor swift
My fandoms reunited 🤭
HOLY SHIT I WA SCROLLING THROUGH THE NICO DI ANGELO TAG AND HAD A REVELATION:
The Black Brothers (Sirius and Regulus) ARE FUCKING DI ANGELO SIBLING(Nico and Bianca) VARIANTS HOLY SHIT l-
Like the older siblings who runs away(kinda) and the ''abandoned" younger siblings who wants them back
Yes we need mental help indeed 😭
For anyone who also cannot stop thinking about dead gay wizards
Here’s some fun and fresh facts for you
The Length of:
ATYD: 526,969 words
Choices: 624,187 words
Crimson Rivers: 720,011 words
The FUCKING Bible: 783,137 words
ALSO
50,000 words is about 200 pages
WHICH MEANS
The shortest of those works is
2000 FUCKING PAGES
We all need mental help
A round of applause for this fucking amazing piece of art 👏
sometimes i wonder if i’m really a perfectionist and then i remember that i have an incredibly detailed marauders era timeline that has every full moon, prank, birthday, and any important music that was released down to the day just in case one day i want to write fanfiction for this god forsaken fandom.
(and don’t worry it’s all fact checked and accurate)
okay it won’t let me put this in a reply so here it is lol
Bitches be like "man I'm tired, I think I need to head to bed early" but really they're going to go lay in bed and read hoardes of fanfiction like the little gremlin they are
It's me, I'm Bitches
this is how angst writers look writing the most emotionally damaging shit you've seen in your life
how do people ship jasper. oh my god. theyre both gay its so obvious