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hawks would start a list and then start doodling dabi’s body 3 bullet points and make a decision
Grian shouting "obliterate" like a DND wizard on 3 hours of sleep and at the final boss
ladies and gentlemen, miners and crafters
mind the jumpscare
this is Hands down, THE BEST clip of hermitcraft season 10.
"OBLITERATE!"
"OH. MY. GAWD."
Therapist: Snone doesn't exist he can't hurt you
Snone:
I CANT STOP LAUGHING HELP
🤧💅
There was this post talking about Luigi being absolutely unhinged
And then immediately made me think about this little joke that I like to do, in where I would go up to my sister, and just say smash (respectful) to anyone who I consider attractive
Purely just because I love fucking with her and every time I do it, she questions why I am the way I am
So now I can’t stop thinking about Luigi and Mario about to save the princess and while Bowser is popping off about his evil plan and what he’s going to do Luigi just shimmies to Mario and is just like
“Pssst hey bro”
“Wha?”
“Why he kind” (tucks hair behind ear)
“Luigi pls-a not again”
“ I’m just saying”
“Don’t”
“Smash”
Mario turn their backs away from Bowser to do a little group huddle
“ Mamma Mia Luigi, that’s it you’re no longer invited to help with rescue mission!” (whispers, but not that quietly)
“Whaaat why! What if you get hurt!”
“ because I can’t keep hearing about how you think my arch nemesis is fuckable for one more second!”
Now, I know what you might be thinking, did Bowser notice that they were no longer paying attention to him? and that I say yes of course, it’s like a sixth sense of his the second that someone stops paying attention to him When he demands attention, he will notice.
So what does he do? He sneaks up behind the brothers just in time to hear the last thing that Mario said
“Say what now?”
Both Mario and Luigi freeze as they take notice the giant, surprisingly sneaky for some reason koopa behind them, silently they both agree that instead of answering his question they will just start fighting then and there
Firstly because Mario doesn’t wanna repeat himself and he DEFINITELY doesn’t want Bowser to know that his younger twin brother find him attractive
secondly, Luigi doesn’t want him to know either, because frankly he would die of embarrassment, right on the spot
It’s too late though he knows and he will definitely be thinking about it later 
It's a love-hate relationship okay
everyone is down for embracing the next new tumblr sexyman until he is crouching on a barrel starring you in directly in your eyes