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“I watched as the Lamb opened the first of the seven seals. Then I heard one of the four living creatures say in a voice like thunder, "Come!". I looked, and there before me was a white horse! Its rider held a bow, and he was given a crown, and he rode out as a conqueror bent on conquest.”
Kate Hayes. Conquest incarnate. The first Horseman.
I drew this in like September and forgor to ever post it oopsies. Messy goth Kate hit me up
Famine Conquest Death War | The four horsemen of the apocalypse
Anyone remember that one reader insert where the reader dressed as hoodie for a party, and then is mistaken as him by the proxies? Man that was good
ATTENTION!!!!! DOES ANYONE HAVE A LINK TO THAT POST OF THE OPERSTOR GOING "I COMMAND YOU TO HAVE HOT SEX WITH TIM!!!!" AND JAY GOING "OH NOOO I CANT CONTROL IT" AND TIM GOING "jay he can't even control minds what the fuck is wrong with you"
started reading house of leaves. damn, marble hornets did a really good inspired work off of it. absolutely fantastic book so far, 100% recommend it! though definitely not just a quick read, more a "sit down for an hour and mull over it."
for those looking to get the darkharvest00 story from all ends (including alex's twitter), you can find the old gameslave2 account on wayback machine! admittedly the snapshots are far and few, but it's definitely worth a shot.
petition to make a tag on ao3 for "author was bricked up whilst writing." do you ever read something and think "what on earth were they on" 4 viagras and a red bull. next question
I absolutely hate Adam from the marble hornets comics so I drew him with period cramps
thank you for your time
"omg alex kralie my bbg!! I love him!!!!" not me. I want that twink obliterated.
small psa : the marble hornets cheesecake joke was never about fat shaming Tim.
for those who don't know, the joke originally came from a youtube video called "cooking with totheark", a parody video where all the codes in the video translated to a recipe for a key lime pie. somewhere along the way it got mistranslated to cheesecake, and somehow the fandom came up with the idea that it was to fat shame Tim.
it was infact not! btw watch "cooking with totheark" I laughed annoyingly loud at it.
request from irl who said he looks like a Twitter lesbian
WHAT IS IT WITH SLENDERVLOG ALTERNATE MEN AND BEING SASSY AS SHIT?
HABIT? FIREBRAND? PATRICK???
god I love them all
for the fun of it : my phone wallpaper
let them speak, let them speak...
CREEPYPASTA HCS
BEN
green day fan. huge green day fan, listens to bobby sox religiously.
absolutely an ADHD cretin
frequently goes into the TV just to fuck up whatever game Jeff is trying to play
can faze through walls and doors. he absolutely uses this to fuck with the mansion
*slur*
JEFF
for Jeff, I have 2 VERY different interpretations of him, so I'll split his section into 2!
JEFF PT. 1
baseball enjoyer
sir mix-a-lot. I'm not saying any more on that
actual fucking chaos
rage gamer
"KILL YOUURSSEEELLLLFFFFF"
actually surprisingly into old games like doom
cocky to high hell
musical fan but you'd NEVER catch him admitting it
burns water
JEFF PT. 2
internet nerd
the most closeted man you'll ever meet
probably a weezer fan
will argue to death over incorrect interpretations of media he likes
"KILL YOUURSSEEELLLLFFFFF" also!
hasn't seen the light of day in far too long
minecraft veteran
TOBY
eats insanely fucking fast to prevent the food from slipping
game modder
SO particular about his food. won't even look at it if it's not right (me coded)
draws incessantly on himself
freaks his fucking SHIT over orange juice
he's the one that comes home with a bucket full of rocks after going to the beach
probably eats them?????
collects things and gives them to you like a cat dropping off a dead mouse
pancake enjoyer
spams the ever loving shit out of everyone with reels
dare i say pyromaniac
JACK
coffee coffee coffee coffee coffee coffee coffee
is REALLY fucking particular about the materials of his hoodie
clean freak
cooks like a gourmet chef surprisingly
but would you eat it?
he never actually killed the cult and is still being gangstalked by them
has had it up to here
spiritually an old man trapped in a 19 year old eldritch horror's body
pet seedeater!! I love this one
beetlejuice type shit?
NINA
SO SCENE
pansexual
manic probably
dyes her hair daily. the shower and pillow is HOT PINK
cooking nightmare
writes threatening letters in hot pink glitter pen
GIRLBOSSER
adds her own patches to her clothes
electric guitar ?!?!
has a million of those little fucking gremlin plushies. literally an army
frequently holds jack hostage to have a "girls night" and paints his nails
(against his will)
to be added to! feel free to add suggestions. will be updating this over time.
*blowing a kiss*
Nina : catch!
Jeff : are you dumb.
Nina : you're supposed to catch it...
Jeff : you bout to catch these hands
Jeff : I'm not depressed. could a depressed person make this?
*pointing to a mug of coffee powder and cold water:
Jeff : didn't fucking think so.
I went to gay loser town and they said they worship you like a god
did jesus just eat a bird in front of me
"twerking competition between HABIT and observer covered in oil, who's winning?" what will saint peter say to you when your time comes
designing a jeff plushie at 8pm on a thursday evening was not how I anticipated my week
(design obv inspired by ijustwannahavefunn. I'm not selling this shit I'm hand forging this lil mf)
KUGELBOMBED
jaybird or kugel!
16, dec 08
br/eng
he/him
audhd, infp-t
BIG FAT NERD FOR
marble hornets, creepypasta, evangelion, csm, tribetwelve, minecraft, spiderman, sonic, tgcf, mxtx, anything music, deadpool, scooby doo, cowboy bebop, some other junk probably
HOBBIES ?!
bjj, guitar nerd, bass player perchance, gym rat, gardener, artist, writer when i can be bothered, full time yapper
art pookie list to be added to:
@arpichan
HIYA I'm kingfisher or kugel, alt of @kugelblitzzed cause too many irls know it and I fear I STILL have shame (cringe isn't even real shoo go away.) probably most content will remain on my main but this more mini shit posts, life updates + the occasional headcanon. art, rambles, etc stay on main.
the first think my autism riddled 11 year old ass did upon gaining sentience was fixate the fuck out of creepypasta and look at that!!! 4 years later I'm back. just less cringe I'd hope.
I lose my absolute shit for tribetwelve (fuck adam rosner but noah could get it), currently rewatching everymanhybrid and binging nightmind's stuff cause heaven knows i love to ramble about lore.
don't be shy to say hi! I'm so friendly i swear.
