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Sylvie *to thor*: Thor, what is your strongest weapon?
Loki *sweating*: *smiles nervously* *about to leave*
Thor *smiles widely*: *to sylvie* That's a good question. *sees loki* Where are you off to brother?
Loki *panicking*: T-to my room brother. *smiles innocently*
Thor *crest fallen*: Wouldn't you like to demonstrate about my strongest weapon brother?
Sylvie *knows something is up with loki*: How can he help you demonstrate about that thor?
Thor *grinning*: Watch. *lifts a struggling loki and throws him*
Sylvie *laughs*: Loki's your strongest weapon. *laughs even louder*
Thor *joins sylvie*: Yeah. It's called get help.
Loki *angry* *yells*: Stop laughing.
Imagine Thor and Loki as kids
Thor *sees loki thinking*: Brother what are you thinking about?
Loki *bored af and gets an idea to panick Thor*: Just bored. I'm planning on who to stab today. Do you have any ideas brother? *smirks*
Thor *panicks* *sweating*: No idea brother. I'm sure you'll think of someone. I'll just leave you to it. *nervous smile*
Loki *knows Thor is frightened*: See you later brother. After I plan who to stab.*smirks*
Thor *petrified af*: S-see you later Loki.
Thor: *runs out of the room and hides under bed*
Loki: *laughs in content of his prank*
Chocolates
Sylvie : Name one person who doesn't like chocolates
Loki : What about-
Sylvie: And if you say your name I'm gonna stab you
Loki: *laughs* I'll reincarnate myself like always
Sylvie: *angrily* I'm gonna break up with you
Loki: *smug* you'll come crawling back to me anyway
Sylvie: I'm gonna vanish all chocolates from the world using my magic and I'll conjure one infront of you everyday and eat it alone while you watch.
Loki: *Gasps*
Everyone: *Gasps*
Sylvie: *smirks*
Loki: You take that back
Sylvie: No *Smirk widens*
Imagine after endgame
Thor *entering Loki's room happily* : Brother, guess who I am going to dress as for Halloween.
Loki *fully aware of who thor is going to be* : Hmm... Let me guess. As a stupid moron.
Thor : No. Why would you even say that?
Loki : Oh sorry. My bad. Why would you pretend to be something you are?
Thor *clearly offended* : HEYY!
Loki : *laughing*
Thor : ...
Lmaoo
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Lmaoooooo
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Thor and Loki after Endgame
Thor *searching for his game controllers*: Brother, where are my game controllers?
Loki *reading a book* : I've sent it off I know not where
Thor: *throws loki into the closet and locks him in*
[An hour later]
Valkerie *noticing that loki was nowhere to be seen* : Thor where's Loki?
Thor *looking at the closet laughing* : I've sent him off I know not where
Loki *yelling angrily from inside the closet* : Not funny Thor
Lmaoooooooooooooooo 🤣🤣🤣
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Interesting... Very interesting...
So that means...
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At last... Some common sense...
I'm totally gonna use this...
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They are totally gonna do get help...
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Hell yeah. I refuse to believe that a purple fricking cartoon killed Loki.
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That's still me xD and that was like:
How end game and infinity war felt when you're a hard core tony/loki shipper
