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Old Sport v0.1
My ass hurts 💀 I sat all day doing this and yet there so much work to do
I have to teach him how to crawl, drag windows, sit properly etc etc
Dave “I can hide five corpses in my bags under eyes” Miller
They murder toddlers. Good for them
gettin back into dsaf again so i did some doodles
This is my first attempt to post something in Tumblr, wish me luck 😀
“Do you think you’d kill for me one day?”
“Yes of course I will my darling”
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They’re so red and blue I’m so not normal about them also the quality got destroyed don’t mind that
Brave little soldier
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Au content for my returnees au, basically just a design for Steven before getting springlocked or humanized or whatever
Ancient redrawing of Steven’s human design for an equally ancient au, decided to post this here before it was lost to the wind forever
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so why do you eat doors. is there competitive door eating
I don’t rightly know in all fairness. I just know the urge came up after they replaced my original phonehead…. I think….
*benjamin stares off into the distance for a few seconds, almost seeming a bit dazed before he shakes his head and straightens up again with a spring.*
Anyways! Enough about pasts I don’t remember! If anyone is interested I would love to competitively eat doors! *he tilts his head, while it should’ve been a normal motion it just looks…off…* after all…I’m pretty sure I’d win!
DOOR
*Benjamin bangs his hand on the table once before his dial opens with a horrid screech and engulfs the door against all laws of nature. The dial shuts and he straightens up again*
Thanks! It has certainly been a while since I’ve had a door that good!
Got Any Doors?
(Feel free to ignore this, back on my askblog bullshit ^^ )
got this extra delicious door right for ya! served on a silver platter!
HE IS BACK
WHITE SUBURBAN DAD HENRY
New Benjamin design!
Not too different but added some stuff. This is his main outfit, maybe some asks will have different outfits but this is the main one.
Do you get annoyed by anything?
Karens….., and the government…, prying in my past
Further not much pisses me off *benjamin shrugs and continues cleaning the floor with a mop*
It’s fun! And I have issues
Besides that I’m a while lot less cursed than that other guy that eats shoes! Dude’s great!
Hello, good day, it’s me the door eating phoneguy
Do you got by any change sum doors?
“OH GOD NOT ANOTHER ONE”
So no doors?
Hello, good day, it’s me the door eating phoneguy
Do you got by any change sum doors?
“OH GOD NOT ANOTHER ONE”
Benjamin just stood there for a while in silence before shrugging
“Well a door is a door! Can’t complain about that, here ya have your shoes!
Do you got any loose doors laying around by any change? I’ll trade you 3 pairs o shoes
charlie proceeded too for the next 10 whole minutes have a whole ass door come out of his mouth which unhinged and shifted to make room he then held up his hands
“HERES YOUR DOOR NOW GIVE ME SOME SHOES”
i love jack
I drew Dave, Jack and Henry (salmon coloured fuck) in my more preferred style.
I also made an ‘animal soul’ thingy for Dave, alongside Jack and BlackJack.
@dovewingkinnie Look at this lil meow meow 😼
When the coke just hits different & makes you fresh 💀
He's a little cutie patootie 😼
inspired by a drawing by raine_drop_soup i saw on ig Idk
i miss them really bad. will i be stoned to death for this