themaraudersconstellation
my personal headcannons about the fanon marauders era folks !!anti j*r!!
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"that trope is so overused in fanfiction"
no. i have never once looked at fanfic and thought "i wish there weren't so many amortentia Aus" "i wish they didn't always have that Oh, Oh moment" "i wish there weren't so many jokes alluding to canon"
in fact, i want more. make more silly little jokes about reg drowning. give me the oh moment again.
i will read the same trope over and over again, that's what fanfiction is for
Regulus, In his denial Era : when people get too close to me, I like to call them by the wrong name just to let them know I don't actually care.
James: fascinating.
Regulus: thanks, Jake.
this halloween i humbly ask for a fanart of dorlene wearing harley quinn and poison ivy costumes
in a constant state of suffering knowing that i'll never be as cool as sirius black
@maraudering-times : what instrument would be hottest for Barty to play?
Me: literally any of them, he’s always hot. You can call me Evan Rosier because I’m in love with him
"Dorcas is a lesbian" "dorcas is bi" "dorcas is slytherin" "dorcas is ravenclaw" "dorcas is a chaser" "dorcas is a beater" that may be so. But have you considered that dorcas is MY WIFE
"you're hesitating, love." I SURE AM NOT HESITATING TO HURL MYSELF OUT THE WINDOW AFTER READING THAT (affectionate)
James: What the fuck?! Crouch just fucking bit me!
Regulus: oh finally!
James: huh?
*Regulus, Evan, Pandora and Dorcas collectively roll up their sleeves to show him teeth marks*
Pandora: It means you're accepted. Biting is his love language.
Can't believe I'm obsessed with a bitch named bartemius
How tall is your Evan
in my head he's very tall, taller than barty :))
also thank you for the question!
honestly adult sirius black is my roman empire because this traumatized depressed drunk still manages to be the most immature stupid idiot youve ever seen
barty and evan both agreed that if they have the oppurtunity to have a threesome with regulus they absolutely will
“you can’t not like snape but like regulus, evan, and barty”
actually i can do whatever the hell i want
while i do love accidentally popular remus nothing will beat popular sirius dating loser remus and starting to drag remus everywhere with him and everyone else being like oh wait does that dude even go here? because remus had mastered just fading into the background and planned on doing that until he graduated and could get the fuck out of there and actually quite enjoyed it apart from the random bouts of loneliness and now it was ruined by his stupidly attractive boyfriend who just loves being stuck to remus’ side but always has things to do and remus would do anything for him so
regulus runs away au where walburga sends him a howler saying "i've burned you off the tapiserie. you are no daughter of mine." and regulus just gives sirius a thumbs up
what if i said james loved performing his head boy duties on regulus
peter pettigrew is just a silly lil guy. never did anything wrong. look at him. he may have blood on his hands but he was just in a silly mood <3
"So how gay do you want it to be?"
Marauders fandom: Yes
happy sirius black day :')
“happy birthday,” lily said, sitting down next to him. “this is not exactly how you would have liked to spend your birthday, is it?”
“it’s not.” sirius didn’t know if he had voiced his thoughts — maybe he had, or hadn’t.
“you don’t have to be alone,” james told him, and his voice seemed to come from somewhere far away, almost as if at the end of a tunnel. “you’re not alone.”
he is, thought, and the cell is cold.
Everyone seeing baby Luna:
Dorcas: she is so cute, I love her
Evan: yes, she is, and so beautiful
Regulus: It's small features and oversized eyes trigger a hormonal response in humans. It's autonomic. It's what keeps us from eating them
Dorcas:...
Evan:...
Barty: Yeah but she's cute
Regulus: Obviously she's cute, she's Pandora's baby. I would kill for her
Probably an unpopular opinion but I don’t want an official marauders show or spin off. Mostly because a majority of the fandom stuff is completely fanon. We don’t have actual information for our fandom except for a few things. If there was an official show or spin off that would mean having to have the og creator put her grubby little hands all over our fandom and ruining all our fanon canon. All our headcanons would be ruined and knowing her, she wouldn’t take any of our headcanons and make them canon and so then our fandom is ruined because the canon versions are nothing like the versions we have created and made our own.