-ɴᴏᴠᴀ- 20 She/Theyjust here to be a spooky lesbian
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"I asked ChatGPT--"
Yeah well, I asked the wasps nest in my attic. It sang its answer so beautifully to me, but I am so very afraid of it. Perhaps it will soothe my itching soul...
Color theory: there are several colors
just love how mag eps be based on precise locations. because wdym i have google map screenshots of EXACTLY where the PIT was in WASHINGTON
heinrich unheimlich fanfic but he just makes alice break them into a furniture store and he has the time of his life
Key difference between archives and protocol
who up missing needles. ONE EPISODE ISN’T ENOUGH GIVE ME BACK MY SPIKY DUDE WHO NEEDS FEAR REASSURANCE
alright horror game meetup at the sketchy warehouse ya’ll we gaming with Hienrich Unheimlich tonight (bring your own chair)
the freaky horror guy who makes children cursed toys when u don’t wanna sit in the chair he bought (it was sixty euro!!)
HEY SO WHAT DID THAT ENDING MEAN HARLAN?? HARLAN IM GONNA LOSE MY MIND WHO WAS HE TALKING TO???? WHAT WAS THAT???? HELP????
sometimes i like to remember that jon canonically really likes riding carousels
guys this feels oddly illegal like wdym we’re getting NEW tma universe lore post-season-five…
this kid is asking the real questions though DO german pigs change colors when they aren’t in germany anymore??
I can't do this anymore
kayne with all due respect please never say “the fruit of my loins” like that again ty
with each of these sam episodes i feel like one of those dogs when their owner pretends to say all their favorite words except it’s a podcast and i’m insane
close enough welcome back jurgen leitner rant
I HATE MR BONZO I HATE HIM SO FUCKING MUCH I KNOW THAT HE'S IN THIS EP I FUCKING KNEW IT I NEVER WANT TO SEE MASCOT IN THE EP DESCRIPTION EVER AGAIN I FUCKING HATE IT HERE THIS PODCAST IS A PRISON GOD LET ME OUT I HAVENT EVEN GOTTEN FAR ENOUGH THAT HE'S APPEARED BUT I KNOW THAT HE WILL HE'S THE WORST NO I DON'T WANT TO PLAY LEAVE ME ALONE
dyhard fans after gwen and alice don’t spew insults at each other for 0.1 seconds (it’s me i’m dyhard fan)
imagine if u did this to the anglerfish
*offers you a cigarette except out of a crayon box and it's a crayon*
bitches will be like "this peice of media genuinely makes me sick. I am both mentally and physically unwell. it has done irreversible damage to me. I wish I can go back to before I even found out about it." and then recommended it to a good friend with a big smile on their face like it's the best thing ever created.
its me. I do this. and it IS the best thing ever created.
god FORBID a woman just tries to grow strawberries without some eldritch horror sucking the trauma out of her (can’t have shit in the tma-verse)
“If it is who I think it is” cool let me go cry every ounce of water out of my body
the difference between tma and tmagp is that the main characters would both cry at these for very different reasons
This is how I see Gwen Bouchard btw
let’s go gambling!!
*eerie mist consumes the arcade* aw dang it
*ferris wheel consumed by darkness and fog* aw dang it
*pier gets consumed by a void* aw dang it
the computers ability to constantly out everyone for their lies will never not be funny to me
“girl dinner!!” I say as the computer just consumed a man molecule by molecule