Latest Posts by shiro-luxunder - Page 2

Hey so I’m not dead just very silent here

Anygays imma retreat back to the tree line where I’ve been this whole time lol

As far as I know my worst injuries are putting my hand on a active barbecue, having the inner side of skin of my left pinkie toe scraped off by a chair in grade 3, and bonking my head on concrete and other stuff to the point im sure I have the tiniest bit of brain damage just from that alone

I'm a pan and I would still enjoy this chaos

"horror movie characters make unrealistically bad choices" ok but what if it's a couple on the verge of a nasty, nasty divorce? they keep egging each other on to make the worst possible decisions in a time of crisis. there is a whole subplot where each character is trying to escape while ensuing their spouse still gets murdered bc it would save thousands in lawyer fees

damn

Tiniest skittle ever

Mimir:hey kratos, what food do you enjoy the most?

Kratos:…..olives

Mimir:what the fuck is an olive

zeus: i had no idea hermes and aphrodite were so close

prometheus: they even had a child together

zeus: no way! boy or girl?

prometheus: no

zeus: ah, i see. the child was non binary

anyway i still love this game so here’s a couple more clips lmao

i feel ya, i f e e l y a

PLEASE THIS IS MY FIRST TIME PLAYING DELTARUNE IT'S BEEN A M O N T H LET ME WIN JEVIL

thats because we kinda are

MY DAD GAVE ME A GOLDEN GAYTIME IVE NEVER BEEN HAPPIER

I DIDNT REALISE HOW THIS MIGHT SOUND TO NON-AUSTRALIANS IM REALLY SORRY

i feel like you australians are just fucking with us now

*sigh* grog=alcohol, aight?

YOU KNOW WHAT REALLY IRKS ME ABOUT AUSTRALIANS

THEY CALL MCDONALDS “MACCAS” 

WHY

y e s

I met a couple Australians this weekend and they introduced me to what is possibly the greatest phrase in the English language. Apparently, a common response to a wide variety of questions is “I’m not here to fuck spiders”. It means “I’m already doing that” or “Obviously, yeah”. So like, example usage:

At the bar with a friend. Friend: do you want to get a beer? Me: well, I’m not here to fuck spiders.

lol nope

tbh if you haven’t had vegemite then you have not lived

*clears throat* these are the gift called cheezels

I am Australian

they are not crisps they are chips

they are not fries they are chips

they are not Twisties they are chips

they are not Doritos they are chips

they are not Pringles they are chips

they are not Cheezles they are chips

I am a simple person

do not confuse me with your fancy names

Help I made two FNF versions of my character

I-what? Am I now a, mint-silverian?

ARE YOU IN AUSTRALIA?!

I'VE LIVED IN AUSTRALIA MY ENTIRE LIFE

YOUR SON SHALL DIE

Behold! my son Scrunt

I would very much like a sword, also I would like my cousin to have a sword

Reblog to give your nonbinary friend a sword

Babies aren't parasites, or potential investments, they are socially accepted gremlins that people hate but aren't allowed to kill by Virgin politicians

Babies are socially accepted parasites.

Sorry I've been dead lately, anyways I've gotten into hello puppets thanks to game theory, I was watching the channel, because that is what I was doing, and i stumbled open the hello puppets video, and that got me into the fandom, i don't really know what spurred my sudden love for the game, but I'm in the fandom now, and I am already extremely invested in the game and what tumblr and wattpad have to offer for my sudden need for hello puppets content, shiro-maiko out!

Z o o part 4

Z o o part 3

Z o o part 2

Z o o part 1

I got bagel, nice

pls take my what kind of bread are you quiz

*popular creator makes a new character*

Creator:thats my boy

Creator 5 mins later:no my boy!

New character:FATHER HELP

I love this, you can and will get a notification like this if you subbed to failboi

I love being subscribed to failboat because I'll be minding my own business and I'll get a youtube notification that says "You can't hide'

Just an image from a failboat stream

Caption: hey bro, look what I wrote

“Wings of fire sucks

“Yeet the child”