Hehe! I Was Kinda Thinking Of Topographical Maps When Doing The Stripes, But I Was Also Stumped On Them

*clears throat* these are the gift called cheezels

I am Australian

they are not crisps they are chips

they are not fries they are chips

they are not Twisties they are chips

they are not Doritos they are chips

they are not Pringles they are chips

they are not Cheezles they are chips

I am a simple person

do not confuse me with your fancy names

@ntls-24722

the cave spider

now im imagining a simular thing like the zebramen and shortfacers, except both types of zebraelf are just the same type of sophont except with different flavors

the eyes of the cave spiders can and will reflect the light of a camera flash right at you

i also avoid using actual black in my art, so the 'blacks' here are just absurdly dark blue

I made this girl in a pony maker called "dreammaker"

They have she/her pronouns and they don't have a name yet

y e s

I met a couple Australians this weekend and they introduced me to what is possibly the greatest phrase in the English language. Apparently, a common response to a wide variety of questions is “I’m not here to fuck spiders”. It means “I’m already doing that” or “Obviously, yeah”. So like, example usage:

At the bar with a friend. Friend: do you want to get a beer? Me: well, I’m not here to fuck spiders.

YOUR SON SHALL DIE

Behold! my son Scrunt

As far as I know my worst injuries are putting my hand on a active barbecue, having the inner side of skin of my left pinkie toe scraped off by a chair in grade 3, and bonking my head on concrete and other stuff to the point im sure I have the tiniest bit of brain damage just from that alone

reblog for a bigger sample size if you feel like it

I might go to deltarune next

I whole-heartedly believe that agent Phoenix's has big bird-like eyes like these

and every time someone makes eye contact with them the person gets weirded out because their iris is really big and it's really strange for anyone making eye contact