I DUNNO WHO NEEDS THIS BUT U CAN SHIFT DONT LISTEN TO ANYONE WHO SAYS U CANT OR IT AINT REAL. CUZ IT

Update: It’s really bruised and looks like a zombie bite. I could totally play a late april fools day prank, but thats too much effort. I’m still thorougly convinced he gave me a disease

Can i get rabies from a middle school boy? or herpes???idk. One bit me today. Hurts real bad. he looks rabid

What is uppp shifters.

Hi! I’ve been on my shifting journey for around 2 1/2 years, since November 2020.

My name is Sam. 

My main drs are a fame dr, The walking dead, Bridgerton, House of the Dragon, Jujustu Kaisen, Demon Slayer, and Alexander the Great (as in 300 bc, like the past)

I was introduced during quarantine from TikTok but Ive learned since then.

I don’t really have any shifting friends so I talk to my mom about it. About 8 months ago i gave her a 4 hour long speech about it and i thought she really didn’t care but yesterday she slapped me in the face with some wisdom.

This reality is just another in a vast multiverse, therefore it is just as perfect and desirable as all the others.

She said a lot more, but that’s the basis.

Happy shifting!

"Saw that coming a mile away" says every HotD watcher in unison.

Can i get rabies from a middle school boy? or herpes???idk. One bit me today. Hurts real bad. he looks rabid

Incorrect Quotes as me and Draco's relationship in my Hogwarts DR!

Btw I finally shifted, aaah!!

Draco: You saved me. I owe you my life. Sam: No thanks. I’ve seen it and I’m not very impressed.

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Draco: I actually have a black belt. Sam: In what, karate? Draco: No, from Gucci.

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Draco: Sorry it took me so long to bail you out of jail Sam: No it’s my fault, I shouldn’t’ve used my one phone call to prank call the police

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Draco, tending to Sam's wounds: How would you rate your pain? Sam: Zero stars. Would NOT recommend.

We're like weird siblings i swear

TWD incorrect quotes cuz im bored

Carl: You’ll have a hard time believing this because it never happens, but I made a mistake.

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Carl: You're a loose cannon, Michonne.

Michonne: No, I'm not. I'm a cannon maybe, but a loose cannon? Is that what you think of me?

Rick: I think you play by your own rules.

Daryl: No way, they think rules were made to be broken.

Carl: Those are all attributes of a loose cannon.

Michonne: No, I'm just a reckless renegade. Negan is a loose cannon.

Negan: *smashes a chair*

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Negan: I'm a reverse necromancer.

Carl: Isn't that just killing people?

Negan: Ah, technicality.

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Negan: Could you maybe just like… stab me… right in the gut. Just REALLY twist it in there. ‘Cause that honestly seems less painful than this conversation.

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Negan: I'm a firm believer in "if you're going to fail, you might as well fail spectacularly."

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Negan: I’m a masochist, not a loser.