Almost Forgot About My Dearly Davesport Posting WHOOPS

Dick: Uh, Tim, why do you have a gold sticker on your arm?

Tim: Jason’s handing them out.

Damian, showing his arm off proudly: I got the most.

Dick: Um, that’s nice?

Tim: We each get one every time we punch someone in the face on patrol.

Dick: Okay, less nice…

Steph: Jason decided the best way to show his displeasure towards Bruce was to be as petty as possible.

Tim: B said it wasn’t necessary to punch everyone we saw committing crime in the face.

Dick: A bit hypocritical, but continue.

Steph: Jason saw the opening.

Damian: And I won.

DADDY’S LITTLE FAILURE

“Welcome home, Simon” “Seems we have a new addition to the family” ”Saved ye a seat, Lt.”

Yep, he is :D

Soap: Good luck, Gaz! Break a leg out there!

Ghost: That’s awful, Johnny. That’s an awful thing to say!

Soap: No, no, Ghost. It’s just a saying for good luck.

Ghost: Oh.

Ghost: Well in that case; Gaz, I sincerely hope you are hit by a bus.

This results in the boys having a strange tradition of wishing the most gruesome accidents upon each other.

“I’m heading out.”

“I hope a commercial airline dive bombs from the sky and hits you.”

“Thanks, man.”

The soldiers started keeping track of all the shit they were hear one of their superiors say.

“I hope a gas line explodes next to your face.”

“Well, I hope a you get run over by a tank.”

“Aw, really?”

It was a joke by this point. No one but Soap, Gaz, and Ghost were in on it. Price wanted to know but they would only ignore any questions he had. He decided to leave them be after a while. They’re enjoying themselves and, most importantly, not getting into trouble. So they can keep their weird inside joke a secret.

SOAP MACTAVISH 🧼 IN “COUNTDOWN” | MODERN WARFARE II

Fake Cod Tweets I made bc im suffering from brainrot

Ep 22 #soapghost falconry au. Later on könig will thank ghost for covering for him.... probably won't make eye contact though....

I honestly don't understand the problem people have with self harm... It's just a coping mechanism like any other. I don't want to k!ll mys3lf so it's not like its dangerous. Nobody has a problem with smoking and drinking even tho they are terrible for you but as soon as I decide to pull out a blade suddenly everyone's panicking.

Needy snake