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My body is a machine and it's this one

BECAUSE IT FUCKING HATES ME

Ate 4 cheeseburgers just to feel alive. Listening to the 20 hour skyrim analysis. The Dovakin would love hyperpop and cheeseburgers. No there is nothing of substance to this post.

Girl smell so strong in the pit I watched two girls cum and die

I know I'm restricting myself by being a ride or die rpg maker person but why must every game idea I have involve bending the engine in ways unintended originally and frankensteining plugins to make these ideas real

"Rizz 'em with the tism" is currently my ultimate red flag when it comes to talking to someone. Love me some autism but if you unironically use that phrase to describe yourself, I know your interests are gonna suck.

Vimto is carrying here

Drunk 3 cups of camomile tea, reorganised as many shelves as possible, priced a whole box of space invaders shirts. I am very bored

If Seto Kaiba was a real person alongside Yugi Moto not only would they both have tiktok thirst trap edits with Yugis having serverly fewer camera angles because he's only televised for tournaments but also they would be shipped by real people because why is this high-school billionaire so adamant of fighting a literal nobody when he already has a strangle hold on an entire city and later most of the world because his rival disspaered so now only he makes the card game and card game accessories!!! They fuckin'.

I MADE THE GUN FUCKING WORK AHHAHAHAHAAHAH!!!!! YESSSS!!!!!! IT FINALLY DOES WHAT IT NEEDS TOOOO!!!!

I may have my title fight with a random Internet Lesbian soon I have read up on them and I may have a tough time

THEY CAN FUCKING THROW DOWN!!!

I refuse to sleep tonight

I'm back and I brought my MIND BOMBS!

Ok so I have about 1 fan for these silly little posts and I have decided that now is the time to start doing them again. I took a break because of college but also because I like procrastinating and didn't feel ready to push myself to write more silly little analyses. Enough about me though its cardboard time. Mind Bomb to me has very vivid imagery. It was created originally in 4th edition before magic started being wholly coherent. Magic was still finding its footing and the border is a testament to that. I ended up with this card as one of my first MTG cards; my dad had bought me a random 1000 card job lot off of ebay and in it was contained a bunch of cards from across a massive portion of magics history. Some Lorwyn, some Futuresight and many more but this one and many of the other classic cards had always struck me with their bizarreness.

The card itself works in quite an interesting way with it allowing any effected player to substitute its damage for discard instead. I view this is in a way where one word of its name is emphasised more than the other, mind and mental effects usually being associated with the loss of cards whilst the bomb being a clearly vicious and destructive physical force. Another thing of note is its cost, there is no real narrative behind this card at least not one I know of so seeing its cheap cost mixed with its art clearly depicting multiple dropping as our detonating one does implies that this weapon is commonplace in its plane. The art has many things of note to it to really sell the player on the impact of its effect. For one the splitting shell as it comes down with bolts of mental lighting zapping to the now loose casing. The bomb itself being in almost regal tones, the golds and reds giving it an air of power and decadence. Yet upon closer inspection this weapon may not be as impressive as thought. The metal is dented and worn with clear signs of aging and the insignia with its bold red colouring is not done to uniform or at least doesn't to be with its asymmetry and hints of dripping. The detonation we see central to our card may not even planned as we can see the straps that hold its shell together flailing in the wind, falling apart, as the two others in view descend cleanly. These are relics. Whatever war these were a part of, whatever nation they once served is gone. Wiped clean. Whatever once stood is no more and perhaps it was their own doing. We will likely never revisit this card or its plane of origin as whatever once there has been forgotten. Could these bombs have been their undoing. We could ask them, if they still know. I hope you enjoyed this slightly dumb rant about an irrelevant card these are fun to do and I actually have some lined up now which is good. No hints though. I have two final notes a slightly lighter one and a slightly less so. Lets start heavy. There is a TTRPG called normality, the premise is similar to my final little statement where in which the world is hit with psycho-nukes that make the entire planet stupid. This idea of a mental bomb that strikes and destroys civilisation is probably what crept into my mind at the end there; the game itself is batshit and almost impossible to play with the GM being encouraged to lie to the players to only make matters worse for them. It seems cool and I want some friends to torment with it. Might try it on my college group. Try it today! Lastly this card reminded me greatly of the thing that first got me into card games. In season 4 of Adventure Time there is an episode called "Card Wars" later in life I would learn this was a parody of magic made up for the show but at that young age I was completely drawn in by the cool monsters, little scenery and the way the players interacted. This card reminded me of cerebral bloodstorm, a card played by Jake that backfires and kills his own husker knights. That's all. I CAN REST AT LAST.

Another fabulous card from the brothers war from an art and design standpoint. The rugged, sharp and rusted exterior really tells you enough about this creatures construction and the billowing smoke the pours from its chest cavity and mouth feeds nicely into both of its effects.

It's first effects is a rather generic cycle allowing you to add to the scrap heap and giving you the chance to find some treasure from the trash and its second feeds even further into this disposable and recyclable nature of this hound. Paying a red and 1 and both figuratively and literally relighting the flame in its heart to bring it back if only temporarily is another great example of art and effect crossing over to create a cohesive design and to paint a small picture of what this creature is.

Whilst not playable in some of my silly pet decks I have always had a soft spot for artifact creatures like this and can see myself building a deck just so he has somewhere to sit. For commanders I'm not sure who'd be the best mechanically but keeping on the themes of Artifacts Rose, Cutthroat Raider from the new fallout set feels fitting. Just feels, I'm sure there are way better cards that take advantage of this lovable rust pup but I'm a sucker for style over substance any day.

I'm a massive loser who can't draw for shit but things like this MTG card make me love art more and more. Not only is it's sleek, angular aesthetic extremely visually appealing and an interesting interpretation of angelic imagery but the way the joints leak that warm heavenly light really feeds into that feel of beyond understanding and beyond our creation. Also mechanically the card uses prototype a card mechanic I quite like as mana flexibility is very useful and let's me play it early or hold it for a larger payoff. The hidden upside to this card is it being a white cost creature for prototype so I can play it in my shitty Elesh Norn commander deck and it's clean art fits phyrexian themes quite well. I'm a simp for the junji ito art.

I write this lying in bed and feeling the weight of my drowsiness. Turns out sometimes all a guy needs for peace of mind is the last slice of rhubarb crumble and a big cup of tea at 3am. Catharsis is a joke and I have conquered it.

Tom Nook Is An Asshole

I give him the money. I am free of debt! He extends my house. Demands I pay him more. I am pulled into debt. I grind for Bells. I pay him. I am free! he builds more. He upgrades his shop. The building materials required to upgrade my ever expanding house cost so little that Tom Nook can go from a hut in the woods to a fully electric 7-11. What have I been paying for Nook. How many times will you upgrade my house. The inevitable Nook Costco and my labyrinthine house scare me and yet I am a slave to the capitalistic raccoon dog. Maybe at one point his shop will consume the fragile wooden spire that my home has become and I will become a part of the great nook warehouse that this town has warped into. What Remains Of Edith Finch looking house. The cycle continues.

5

I found it at first when I was but a boy. This gnawing little beast inside all of my senses, the occasional brush against my arm, something shifting out of the corner of my eye, a smell I never recognized, sounds that no one else heard and a taste of something so wonderful and yet disgusting I felt like crying. This was the it. It wanted my senses. It wanted to feel through me. It never told me why but I knew it wanted me. The closer we got the less I felt. Every time I drew on it it took more and more from me, until it let me take from others. I have seen through the eyes of many. I witnessed many things, including myself jabbing a shovel into their abdomen. I started to take the parts. It wanted them. It let me replace my own. My eyes are now two different colours. My tongue is split into 3 section where I have sown on new taste buds. Each of my fingers is of a different skin, one of them even being tattooed. I hear the sounds no one else can and can draw out the faintest breaths in a loud room. I can no longer enjoy food without nose plugs if it is not the freshest that it is, each twinge of rot hits my brain like a needle. I can feel it all and when I am complete, when my metamorphosis has reached its finale I will finally be absorbed into my surroundings and I and it shall share each others space, we will be one and the same. I will be happy.

I made a thing please watch it, your eyes fuel me.

My Rant About Ensemble Casts

Ok so basically I hate shows that have massive ensemble casts that never get used. It infuriates me to see shows and stories introduce 10 or 20 different characters and their unique traits and then proceed to not elaborate on any facet of their personality. What makes it worse is its not hard to do right its just writers are too lazy or forget to properly explore their characters and that makes it worse. Stuff like My Hero Academia are the perfect example of this flaw with them introducing a slew a characters and then proceeding to swiftly move on and focus on the same core group the entire time. This wouldn't be an issue if they hadn't set up these characters to be interesting and unique to begin with, its just awful that we are teased with the promise of growth for this characters and then shot in the fucking back when the writer just goes "Oopsie oh well guess we won't be hearing from them again until I need a background character to be plot relevant.". There are shows and series that do this well such as things like Kengan Ashura but due to low popularity and a not so decent anime adaptation they never see the light of day in the west except for in small circles of loser nerds like myself. This disparity shown between quality and popularity is so egregious in 90% of cases and I fucking can't with this shit anymore. I just want the cool shit I like that is better in everyway to get the respect and notoriety it deserves rather than being in the shadow of poorly written works.

Penis

No! Fuck you! I will not just cum! I will not nut for you! MY DICK IS AN ANCIENT BEAST THAT REQUIRES APPEASING!