renmc
They/them Just a but of fun tbh
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Pleaseeee tell mee its not just me who has realised this BUT OH MY DAYS the amount of new music that has come out this year and new changes like noah kahan, the crane wives the new singer of linkin park, ALEX WARREN and hozier like i am getting feed this year with music
Im loving all this mew music and they are bangers as well
THE NEW SINGER FOR LINKIN PARK ohhhh my dayssssss her voice is just the best i cant evennn like i do not know how i havent listened to her before. Like genuinely go listen her voice is amazing i need it injected into my veins
Technically not European since England left the eu
Tagging this with gay fandoms sorry
There's currently a European proposition to ban conversion practice in Europe
If you're European please sigh it
If you're not please reblog
Nah bc like is it just me who is in so many fandoms that people from different fandoms have the same name and you read something and your hella confused until like you realise that it not the person your thinking off.
Bc i read something and it said the name bobby and it didn’t make sense to me bc i was thinking abt supernatural bobby not 9-1-1 bobby.
Or when someone says reggie and im just like, from jatp or the marauders. Am i the only one who like does this or other ppl aswell. Or when someone mentions eddie and im just like ‘eddie munson’ or eddie diaz
Like im sooooooo confused most of the time what the fuck
Dumb shit my friends have said (part 2)
Again no names bc
When in doubt cut something out
You devious little derek
Oh shit/ literally (one of my friends made blue cookies and it kinda made them ill)
We be slaying but in the death kinda way, slaying those wrists
Just because you can’t see the horny doesn’t mean the horny’s not their
Just Because it’s not visible doesn’t mean it’s not their/Don’t judge on size
I know this is ain’t a great time because y’all are espresso depressoing but I’m now panicking at the disco and need help
Your forehead is wider than the whole of the USA
Anything can be used as a vibrator if you're brave enough
I wish my depression would leave me like my dad did
Aw baby wanna get drop kicked?/No but Ill drop kick yo balls/Yes please off a cliff
The 8balls corrections for the word 'sexy' so far:
Santa's bagy
Spidere Adventure BoxY
Blue Plastic Bitsy
Fishing Trophyy
Anti-Rob Packy
Watermelon Seedsy
Corncoby
Pepe Trophyiest
Fishing Trophy
Voodoo Dolle
Adventure Boxy
Cactusy
Elf On The Shelfy
Mole Many
Townie's Eyesy
Streak Freezey
Alcoholy
Prestige Packy
Shovely
Beds are overrated, sleep on your windowsill
Windowsills are overrated, sleep on your fridge
Fridges are overrated, sleep on the concrete outside your house
Concretes overrated, sleep in a tree
Trees are overrated, don't sleep
Sleep is overrated, just don't
You look like a Brussel sprouts that picked up cocaine as a new year resolution
Why the fuck are you rotating you little Brussel sprout
You look like a velociraptor in in a clogged toilet bowl
Your not from Jurassic park your from the prehistoric playground
If theirs a hole theirs a goal
Should I get a baseball bat paint no horny on it and every time anyone acts remotely horny I pull out the no horny bat for them to be bonked.
________ kryptonite right there
You should also get a dog cage as the horny jail, just because I'd really like to see ________ try fit
Why is the bat horny, we'll never know
You're just concerny not horny
When I get that darn baseball bat I'll be the protector of no horny
For the no horny is sacred kiddos
And just remember just cause you can't see the horny doesn't mean the horny isn't there
Which is why the bat must be kept at range at all times
Just *bonk*
*bonk bonk bonk*
BONK
*aggressive bonk*
B O N K
bink?
What like a reverse bonk?
No that would be knob
Dumb shit my friends have said
Im not gonna have names of the people
With great power comes great booty bitches
Broom broom bitch/toot toot motherfuckers/honk honk hoes
I want the gay one
Two bitches and a flying cooch
I will kick you so hard that your vertebrae will come out of you like a peez dispenser
Im too single for life/ no life is too single for you.
The straightest people are always the ones who act the most gayest/Being a gay architect is hard, none of the lines are straight/Being gay isnt as straightforward as people think/Life is lesbian/The ruler is the straightest thing in the room/The gays are the days/Lesbians are coming/Die Hate and cry/Home is where the bricks are/Dam they must've really hated gays before the 1980s, they even took the colours out of their tv's
You never know that god hasn’t had sex he could be the too shagger
Pleased is the tism
You’re as mentally stable as an earthquake
The sock makes it even more of a no.
Why does my hair have to be crustier than the bacon of an obese kid
I think I deserve a break.../Yeah you do but not from life
Just stop dying/simple./say no to death
They have the ability to sense boobs from miles away…/it’s true