:[ she/they bi ]:
31 posts
I feel cheated. no one on Reddit told me that tumblr is a serotonin factory. Keep liking and reblogging my posts please thanks
the r/curatedtumblr -> tumblr migration is so funny to me. it's like going to the zoo and enjoying it so much you climb into the enclosure to live with the monkeys
women with horns
I’m a busy man. Got two caution signs to remind me to slow down sometimes. Got a vibrating megaphone. Clocks. Radiation. Four goats. Got half a tank of simple columnar epithelial tissue. 60% through my day. Half a tank of gas. And it’s only 10:50.
bitches see a text and are like ‘ill reply when i have the social and emotional energy for it’ and then forget about it for a week....anyway i’m bitches
possible results include: stabbing, cannibalism, frogs, blogging from Mariana Trench and being god 💖
please tag what you got!
tumblr doesn't need a tiktok clone what it needs is a dress up game
A young gay dragon being forced to explain to his dad why he’s only kidnapping princes
rb to explode a terf ^_^ nonrefundable ^_^
they’re besties they’re worsties their relationship is undefinable they’re coworkers they’re lying to each other they’re gay in love they have 1038430 mental illnesses and are banned from most timelines
Reblog this to prove your blog was made before the February 2022 tumblr resurgence
if tumblr dies im going to replace it with an expansive discord server where you get your own channel and your mutuals can go in there and see what you post and then put it in their own channels. this of course will give us all the feeling of being trapped inside a small box with thousands of strangers we hate. the discourse will be fucking lethal.
lifehack: when you see a Take One candy bowl in a restaurant, wait until noones looking and shovel candy into your pockets. god may judge you but his sins outnumber your own
If my mutuals can’t rb this then we can’t be mutuals
Me when I crawl through the thick underbrush of the local woods and come across a live unexploded landmine
me: wow i actually don’t feel so bad maybe i’m getting better!
me 2 minutes later:
since the old version of this post was flagged for 'adult content'...
Of fucking course
What sick bastard doesn’t
I’m trying to prove something.
I’m trying to make a point to a friend
Every url that reblog’s will be written in a book and shown to my homophobic dad.
I have two types of OTPs:
The type that everyone in the fandom absolutely adores,
And the type that tries to get noticed and loved but is ultimately ignored.