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update...

maggie: the middle east is in asia? i thought it was in west virginia...

funny things my little sister has said

my dad: put your back into it, maggie

maggie: I DONT HAVE A BACK

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me: yeah, i'm going to london

maggie: how are you going to deal with the language barrier

me: what do you mean

maggie: dont they speak londonish in london?

me:

me: maggie... they speak english in london. beCAUSE LONDON IS IN ENGLAND

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maggie: sometimes i get capitalism and cannibalism mixed up

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me: maggie, you could go to a boarding school in new england

maggie: but i dont want to have to deal with all of those annoying accents

my mom: like what, bosten accents?

maggie: no, british accents

me: moo, new england is in america

maggie: but i thought it was in england

me:

my mom:

me: maggie, i think we need to work on your geography skills

@i-drink-glowstick-juice

an explanation is not owed

You know I love how so many people are like “respect boundaries respect consent” until it’s time to respect people w OCD who can’t shake hands or be touched or when an autistic person tells their family member they can’t give hugs or when a chronically ill person tells you “no I can’t do this thing” and you think “maybe if I just make them do it anyway it’ll make them stronger” or when a mentally ill person or someone who has been abused is like “I don’t want to be around this person/thing it’s triggering” and you get people guilting them to “just get over it”

If you’re about consent and boundaries, good, you should be, but remember to keep that energy when moms of autistic kids are like “I still hug my child even tho it makes them have panic attacks” or when someone’s like “yeah they said they don’t want to be around this person cause it’s “triggering” but I’m their friend so they should do it for me” or when a disabled person says they can’t go up the stairs and you’re begging them to “try anyway”

Don’t lose that mindset, or that energy when it’s time to respect the boundaries or consent of mentally ill and disabled people.

what the fuck is this, apple

you fucking spelled see WRONG

im going to buy this and put it directly in front of my door for the rest of the year. possibly next year too

Calling a canon bisexual woman a lesbian becuase she has a female love interest or is in a wlw relationship is bisexual erasure and biphobic!!!!

oop

Okay seriously. Reblog if you're OLDER than 11.

FUCK YEAH. UMBRELLA ACADEMY 2 CAME OUT TODAY.

so i’ve been asking for band recs a lot recently because i havent updated my playlist in a while and lots of people have recommended waterparks and holy shit you guys. i fucking love them. i have no idea why i didnt listen to them sooner??? why didnt i think to listen to other peoples advice and hear the beauty that is aLL OF WATERPARKS MUSIC??? anyways. im going to totally overplay them and then regret it but for now i get to sing the wrong lyrics and fall in love with them. 

i love the whole vibe tho. im feeling early 2000s alt rock vibes. idk why... but i love the bass lines, the chord progressions, his fucking VOICE. im pretty sure awsten knight is the lead singer (i might be wrong but oh well). 

also my sister listens to I Miss Having Sex But At Least I Don’t Wanna Die Anymore and im like ‘mooshie (the name that i call her) (@i-drink-glowstick-juice ) you gotta listen to all of their shit. its fucking awesome.’ and shes like ‘em. i don't feel like it.’

BUT ITS SO RAD AND SHE DOESNT REALIZE IT. 

anywhore. 

im probably obsessing over this way too much... but its not every day i find music i genuinely enjoy. 

imagine if we all just started ignoring celebrities tho

enbies of colour are ridiculously astonishing and deserve sm love

meirl

anyone please ask your crush out like this

update: they did know.

i have cavities...

me: *is late to the dentist*

me *brushes teeth as if i have literal shit in my mouth*

me: they will never know

me: *is late to the dentist*

me *brushes teeth as if i have literal shit in my mouth*

me: they will never know

““This is why you don’t do drugs, kids.””

— Calc II professor who, after 20 minutes of flawless algebra and integration, royally screwed up simple addition

Call to Action

The family of Breonna Taylor is still facing charges for a “popup protest” on July 12th. Breonna’s family, including her mother, was gathered for a family BBQ in Grand Rapids and went downtown to Rosa Parks circle, where they are trying to name a street after Breonna as a memorial. All they wanted to do was show her mom the street that was going to be named after her daughter.

The police heard the family was going downtown and created a road block, claiming it was a “popup protest” and that the family was “inciting violence” by simply EXISTING downtown. Here is what one of Breonna’s cousins had to say in a Facebook post:

As of July 25th, charges have NOT been dropped. That’s right. GRPD is pressing charges against the family they attacked. In the Facebook post you can see officers pushing them down, yanking them out of cars, pinning their arms behind their backs. Not a single person in the family had a weapon or was acting violent in ANY WAY. This was a case of pure violence on the police’s part. If anything, the family should be charging THEM for harassment.

Breonna’s family is asking that people continue contacting the city of Grand Rapids and Grand Rapids Police Department. 

PLEASE HELP!!!! By contacting GRPD with these demands that have yet to be met:

1. All charges against Breonna Taylor’s family and friends in relation to the events of July 12th be dropped

2. A full internal investigation conducted as to the use of excessive for and unprofessional language by officers on July 12th

3. Both involved supervisors (Sergeants) be put on leave effective immediately pending investigation.

You can email GRPD at [email protected] or send them a message on Facebook. The physical address for snail mail is:

Grand Rapids Police Department Headquarters

1 Monroe Center NW

Grand Rapids, MI 49503

cat, giver of gay

thank you!!

I NOW HAVE THE ULTIMATE FIDGET TOY

IT’S NOT A FIDGET CUBE OR BUBBLE WRAP

ITS A MECHANICAL KEYBOARD SWITCH TESTER

MWAHAHA MY ROOM WILL NEVER BE SILENT AGAIN

It’s so weird hearing an argument for having in-person classes is that “some kids don’t learn well online”, as if the system isn’t garbage at managing students with learning disabilities even when classes are in-person????

excuse me but wHERE CAN I FIND THIS???

I NOW HAVE THE ULTIMATE FIDGET TOY

IT’S NOT A FIDGET CUBE OR BUBBLE WRAP

ITS A MECHANICAL KEYBOARD SWITCH TESTER

MWAHAHA MY ROOM WILL NEVER BE SILENT AGAIN

Comet NEOWISE over Stonehenge

Image Credit & Copyright: Declan Deval

i feel like mikey doesn’t get enough credit in general, but have you SEEN the bassline for the bridge of the sharpest lives??

THIS MF IS ALL OVER THE PLACE IN LIKE 3.6 SECONDS

If you are against BLM, you are unwelcome on my page.

If you support AllLivesMatter or BlueLivesMatter, you are not my friend.

If you think the riots are unjustified and irrational, unfollow me right now.

I am not black, but I support the black community all the way. I cannot possibly understand your pain or your suffering, but I'm with you. Now and forever.

new way of coming out as bi...

just say:

"iodine, americium, bismuth."

let them figure it out on their own... see what happens...

don't you hate falling for the straight girls

i would 100% do that if i werent so lazy...

Do you agree with this? I should try this and see how different I look 0_0

Follow @mostimportantproject​ for motivational posts!

this is madness. i need to show the author i love them and their book more than life itself