Black Lives Still Matter!!!!!!!!!

I have had six lattes in the past 12 hours and haven't slept in a day and a half. it feels like that time when I inhaled the air from a thing of whipped cream (the ones that are in the metal containers and are really pressurized). my ADHD is going crazy and I think my anxiety has increased by like 500%. is this what heaven feels like or is it hell. at the moment I can’t tell. 

In retrospect I’d like to now declare this the funniest fucking Tweet of all time 

ok wait i just had this random thought but what if the big bang wasnt the start of everything? what if there was a huge intergalactic war that fucked everything up and we are the out come... what if its like if we had a nuclear war that wiped out people and earth's life had to restart but on a bigger level??? im probably not making any sense but whatever...

happy pride month! here’s a reminder that we won’t have true marriage equality until disabled people are able to get married without losing their benefits. don’t exclude disabled people from your activism!

FUCK YEAH. UMBRELLA ACADEMY 2 CAME OUT TODAY.

holy shit i just had this idea

ok ao yk in the purge where there is no safe ground whatsoever? what if a record store was? like just everybody who doesn't want to do anything too illegal can just go there and vibe.

I was wearing my plague doctor mask in the house this morning, and little did my mother know I had a kazoo inside the beak. Now I put this together in like three seconds so I was flipping my head around trying to get the kazoo in my mouth properly, and I probably looked like I was going crazy. But when I got it and was making kazoo noises in a plague doctor mask you can bet your ass I found a new way to disappoint my parents

there is no way in hell inigo montoya and fezzik from the princess bride weren't gay for eachother.

excuse me but wHERE CAN I FIND THIS???

I NOW HAVE THE ULTIMATE FIDGET TOY

IT’S NOT A FIDGET CUBE OR BUBBLE WRAP

ITS A MECHANICAL KEYBOARD SWITCH TESTER

MWAHAHA MY ROOM WILL NEVER BE SILENT AGAIN