*me, Getting Ready To Hit You With A Sick-ass Keyboard Smash*:

Wait a second: cuckoos are nest parasites. Do "cuckoo" and "cuckold" share a common root?

Huh. Apparently the etymology of "cuckold" is literally something along the lines of "cuckoo-lord".

burned my fingers breaking toast for the birds this morning and i would do it again. i would set myself on fire to keep them warm if asked.

It's me. I'm the distant aunt.

UK government is really trying to ban phones while also cutting funding for youth groups and libraries and raising the cost of living

Looks like a nudibranch, but it’s a Gold-spotted Flatworm, Thysanuzoon flavomaculatum, Red Sea.

I have once again stayed up till four in the morning.

The birds are so loud

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rhaegar x lyanna shippers explaining how elia actually would’ve been totally fine with her husband running off with a 15yr old because she wasn’t healthy enough to give him a third child that he wanted

I think we need to disambiguate "we." Here is my suggestion:

* We - The speaker and the listener

* Wu - The speaker, the listener, and someone else

* Wo - The speaker and someone else, but not the listener

* Wa - The speaker and Waluigi