A Character (char A) Lives With A Roomate (char B), And Their Schedules Line Up So That B Is Usually

vergil omorashi headcanons

this is what i spend most of my time thinking about, so this is what im gonna talk about 🤷

this guy 😈😈

this guy has extreme incontinence issues i can feel it (or im projecting, but no one has picked up these traits quite like he does)

first of all yknow how easy it is to just be born with incontinence? you wouldnt notice til a little above potty training age but its so simple to just be genetically predisposed to accidents; and then on top of that he went through insane childhood trauma at the age of like 8, effectively stunting him from growing out of it

his bladder isnt small, or even weak, per se, it just has problems. so hes able to exist for a good portion of his day without any worries, only having to use the bathroom like 3-4 times on an average day, but when that urge kicks in, its usually a good hour or more late, and sometimes thats enough that he simply doesnt have the time to find a bathroom, or do much else but try not to wet himself, of course in complete futility.

and you know how he reacts to all this? by pretending it doesnt exist. he acts like hes got completely normal bathroom habits despite not even being able to properly gauge how bad he has to go until hes way desperate.

he spends enough of his life alone and away from society that it takes quite a while for this to pose any real issues, but that doesnt mean all of his life, and it is one of the first things about him that people who spend an extended amount of time (or just the right wrong 5 minutes) around him learn, and usually the last, as well

he doesnt think about any of it at all during 90% of his day, but beats himself up endlessly from the moment he feels the need to go, until hes either able to resolve it, or it resolves itself. hes got a very firm belief that he needs perfect physical strength, and that includes his bladder capacity, he believes he should be able to hold indefinitely, which is extra hard on him when he can barely hold it for any time at all. for the same reason, hes not very squirmy, having the tendency to lock up as opposed to bouncing around, partially not willing to admit he has to go, and partially not willing to admit that its bad enough to take precedent over literally anything else.

god forbid he has an accident (it happens kinda regularly), he actually does not know how to process it, and becomes incredibly hostile toward any privy parties, though not outwardly violent. mostly he snaps about acting like it never happened, threatening painful death upon anyone who acts differently, and then just goes on to actually acting like it never happened.

quick side note, dante does not have incontinence issues. not to say hes never been caught short, or isnt a little irresponsible when it comes to taking personal breaks, but he has a normally functioning bladder, unlike vergil. as kids dante was incredibly supportive and protective of vergils issues, but upon being separated, he kind of assumes theyd be grown out of and doesnt think about it past childhood memories (which tbh he prob doesnt think abt much anyway)

to say hes shocked to see vergil hasnt seemed to grow out of them at all (despite his efforts to hide it) is an understatement. the first incident, theyd probably be engaged in battle with each other, and dante manages unexpectedly to knock vergil off balance. the fight ends there, as it becomes clear to dante that something is very off, and hes too concerned abt his brother for any dmc plot to drive him to continue fighting. after a short moment dante realizes that vergil is, in fact, in the middle of a complete accident, to which he cant help but laugh, with a teasing remark. this whole event cuts vergil pretty deep, but he ignores it as per usual, and dante brushes it off as well, figuring vergil was simply caught short, with unfortunate timing; but he does reminisce on similar events from their childhood, for the first time since then.

when it happens again, in a situation a little less forgiving than being actively engaged in battle, it starts to turn gears in dantes mind, and it only takes a third time for dante to fully understand the extent of the issue at play. hes no longer nearly as supportive as he used to be, but thats only because he quickly learns that bullheaded stubborness plays a decent part in vergils struggles; and he still is some - because he knows its not all his fault, and hes also still incredibly protective when it comes to prying eyes, or even vergil beating himself up, which he does, a lot.

helpful people are so 🥺🥺

when they spend so much time helping others they dont even realize theyve been ignoring themselves until theyre halfway through a task and cant focus anymore because they really need to pee, but they cant step away, so theyre just desperately trying to fumble to the end of what theyre doing

maybe theyre trying to be discreet about it, or maybe theyre potty-dancing in place like a madman whenever they get a chance to stand still, either way they brush off any comments that might be made by anyone else, insisting that it doesnt matter because they cant step away

they are moments away from finishing said task, at this point just thinking about booking it to the nearest restroom, when someone unaware of the situation comes in, and asks them to help with something else when theyre done with that

maybe theyre so jumbled they agree without realizing, or maybe theyre peeshy or something, so they cant find a reason to say no, despite being near wetting themself, but they end up getting stuck in this new task, unable to convince themselves to not be helpful, if even for a quick 3 minute bathroom break

theyre surprisingly composed at this point, sheer willpower and drive the only thing holding anything at bay, but despite managing to achieve the task before them, theyre a visual wreck.

shaking, trembling, squirming, clenching their thighs, squeezing their fists; theyre barely even potty dancing at this point because the movements would be too harsh on their bladder. its clear to anyone, if theyre paying attention, what the issue is

at this point maybe someone is nice enough to finally help them, and offers to take over for them, with a sympathetic smile

the idea that maybe someone else could be doing this suddenly rackets around their brain, and they just kinda stand in embarrassed shock, staring at the other person, and fumbling for words. that is, until their painfully full bladder spasms, reminding them of just how bad they need to go with a small leak, and they scramble into action, a mix of thanking and apologizing to the other person, as they put whatever theyre holding down somewhere (or give it to the other person), and bolt off without waiting for another response

of course, at this point, theyre past their limit, managing their way into the bathroom, but not getting much further than locking the door before the dam starts to break. a small but steady stream starts its way down their legs, but they continue on, undeterred, towards the toilet; although they forgo even attempting to remove their clothes, in lieu of dropping unceremoniously onto the toilet as their accident increases in intensity, still pouring down their legs onto the floor, despite their best efforts

...at least some of it made it into the toilet.

or maybe nobody offers to help them and they end up wetting themselves completely in the middle of what they had been doing, having to just stop and helplessly watch as their overstrained bladder finally relaxes, all over themself and the floor.

characters who arent allowed to wear complicated outfits because they have a poor bladder

like theyre dressed up with friends to go out or something and one of them comments either lightheartedly or as genuine advice that maybe they shouldve worn something easier to take off, as theyre prone to accidents; much to the characters embarrassment, who now wants to prove that as long as theyre responsible they wont have a problem with it (whether they verbally insist that or just get flustered and silently resolve to is up to discretion)

of course, even if they are responsible, theyre out with their friends, and even the most readily available toilet is still not right there, and when they do get there, they suffer from a sort of latch-key incontinence before they can get their overly complicated clothes off, and end up wetting somewhere between the door and toilet, still mostly fully dressed, aside from maybe a single button undone, or single belt loop unhooked. they dont even bother to redo it, as it affects the structural integrity of their outfit absolutely none, and after halfheartedly trying to clean the puddle on the ground with shitty public toilet paper, they just wash their hands and leave, bracing themselves for the 'i told you so' awaiting them on the other side of door, which they absolutely get as they step out with visibly soaked pants.

now every time they wear something more complicated than basically one button, even if they dont get comments, they get questioning looks that they can tell are in reference to the effort required to remove their outfit

maybe they actually arent allowed to wear complicated outfits anymore, like, no belts, actually no more than one button, no overalls, no layered pants (like that shorts-over-leggings look ? nope), etc.

maybe one of their friends is a roommate, or maybe theyre just hanging at the characters house, but they absolutely refuse to leave until the character puts on something they can take off right away, and as much as the character argues, theyre usually the one to relent, to their dismay, since one, the others are absolutely right, as much as they hate to admit it, and two, its far less humiliating to just change and get it over with than to argue indefinitely that theyll be fine when its potentially not even true.

man existing is hard idk

ok so guys so turns out

this guy

and this guy

are the same guy (same voice actor, at least in japanese)

and also that guy (the second one) is actually this guy, in canon (ik its a dif voice actor bc hes a kid here but let me leap)

ergo, rayne ames is a pee pants baby hehe haha

hey does anybody remember my old account ? i wanna see if i can salvage my posts from the depths of tumblrs servers but i dont have any posts liked or anything

i think i went by the same name, if not only-omorashi

just like, if you were here around 2 years ago and maybe you liked one of my old posts or something send it my way ? please and thank you any help would be great 😃👍🏻

characters who "dont wet".

and by that i mean characters who always have enough bladder control that even when they are past their limit and urine is slowly dribbling down their legs, thats all it ever is. no forceful wetting, no "loss of control", not completely. just leaking every few minutes until they can hold it again. sometimes big leaks that immediately give them away (or dont, but now they cant move without being caught so), throwing those around them into a panic; sometimes smaller leaks that are easier to hide in terms of damage, but so much harder in terms of the strain it puts on their bladder to only let out so little

and it really is something special, because it can get to a point where their pants are notably soaked to the hems, maybe even a small puddle or two depending on if theyve been walking around, and theyre still squirming like mad, or trying not to, because this is damage that happened over the course of nearly an hour or more.

eventually if theyre with people someones gonna ask why they dont just give up already, theyve already fully wet themselves in terms of damage, and doing it this way is really doing nothing but causing way more damage than necessary. because at this point even if they wanted to hide it still - i mean, it is horribly embarrasing to consistently wet yourself over the span of an hour (or more) i think - its painfully obvious every time they leak, their clothes too soaked to absorb it quick enough, unavoidably leading to small-to-incredibly-messy puddles each time.

whether theyre able to answer the person or just stutter and get out not much more than "i dont know", they cant bring themselves to intentionally stop holding, despite the risks, and the only way to fully empty their bladder not at a toilet would be to intentionally choose to wet. so they keep "holding".

from here it will go one of two ways, either they finally get access to a bathroom, where they will likely suffer latch-key incontinence and finally fully lose control on the way from the door to the toilet, likely not able to do anything but maybe sit down to try to minimize mess, otherwise just staring as urine re-soaks their pants and gathers on the floor underneath them (and its obvious they re-wet, so they cant pretend they made it, potentially leading to comments from someone about why they bothered so hard just to not make it anyway, to their utter embarrassment). or they dont find a bathroom, and theres nothing they can do but keep trying to hold it.

now i know from experience that around this point you really do start to feel sick, but its in an exhilaratingly horrible way. your body starts to fight itself to the point where it actually changes your thought pattern. and not in the typical "ohmygodohmygodineedtopee" type of way that some people arent susceptible to, but in a strange way where the most logical thing in existence at that moment is that they should not be holding their pee, regardless of location, as if societal standards didnt exist, as if it truly didnt matter where they peed or what they were wearing when they did it. the way their bladder is so confused it cant do much but dully ache, no longer sharp or threatening leaks, but still the most pressing thing on their mind.

their bladder will actually shut their brain down, reverting them to basic instinct, and theres a good chance at some point their bladder will contract, and the only thing they can physically do is not only just let it out, but actively push it out as hard as they can, and if they could think it would feel intentional, the way their muscles are locked forcefully contracting as if almost by choice, completely negating the previous struggle of eventually regaining control; but they arent thinking, and that choice is more "dont die" than it is "wet myself".

obviously, its messy. its messy and its sudden, as they likely started to go despondent as the sickly feeling hit. its sudden, and its messy, and its loud. theyre not only just wetting themself, but pushing as if the urine was burning their bladder, and they have to get it out (not too far from the truth). trying not only to get out every last drop, but to get out the last drop as soon as possible. and there isnt any relief until a good minute or so after they finish, so theyre wetting with that full force, as if their bladder were still full, the entire time - which is likely a good minute or two, as despite everything theyve lost until now, their bladder was still mostly full - until it suddenly cuts off. it will get everywhere, and itll have everyones attention, and then itll be silent, aside from the light pattering of stray urine that hasnt yet reached the floor.

the most common response would likely be speechlessness, people arent used to bladders that can cause that much of an issue, even incontinent people usually just wet and get it over with.

and the wetters brain will only kick back on after theyre empty, though still in an almost daze of all the sensations and emotions. theyve been sitting in their slowly growing shame for at least an hour at this point so the social repercussions arent really hitting them (though they definitely will as the adrenaline drops), and theyre mostly focused on the stressful feeling of knowing that this must be horribly unhealthy, to end up feeling that way, and to just be primarily aware of the fact that they just totally pissed themself; more than they are anything that means, aside from that theyre soaked.

for some reason the only place i make any visual dent is on my omo blog lmao.

what does that say abt my character? am i only unique and interesting when it comes to piss bc seriously oof

ngl ive been thinking abt omo a lot recently tho and i think a wonderful time to spontaneously come back would be at the ass end of omovember lmao

been doing a lot of non-omo personal growth sooo

its time to revert and regress to grimy piss goblin for a while, yeah? lets see how long ill be here for this time

i have no real content right now but uh

idk im just thinking abt how if "complete" vergil is already accident prone bc of natural reasons; then v is basically not potty trained 🤪

family road trip

silly fact: dante's not even first in line, he's actually last (with vergil taking up the front). he's just the only one still coherent enough to yell at nico through the door. the way things look; it doesnt really matter where in line any of them are ...

... wonder what they did to her ?