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List 5 things that make you happy, then put this in the askbox for the last 10 people who liked or reblogged something from you! Get to know your mutuals and followers.
(No pressure!)
I found the asks yippee !!!! (Have mercy I haven't touched my actual profile in centuries)
I promise promise promise I'll get to the actual Obey Me asks soon (some of them have been waiting in the closet and staring ominously through the cracks in the rotting wood) but I need to like. Redownload the game and relearn the personalities so I don't get TOO ooc (might still include far-fetched headcanons if they spark joy)
But for now the top five things that make me happy would probably be
-Anything resembling the autism creature or similar doodles (reaction images, little stupids, etc)
-Petrichor
-Gradients in digital art (particularly from purple to pink to orange to gold) (it's like hiding a sunset and a touch of the natural magic of the world in something that will always be man-made)
-Games of any sort
-Peanut butter
GUYS I got another ask and went to answer it but then I left the tab and now I can't FIND IT AGAIN
I was about to be like Hmm Maybe I Should Actually. Write Again. After 4 years. And then I can't find my asks I'm gonna kilometers per second
I haven't checked in on this account in literally like 3 years
Genderbent Levi: I wish I had the ability to make boys nervous.
Genderbent Belphie: Holding a knife to their throat usually works for me.
MC: I can confirm this
Okok so, how about a mc whos like, crackhead. Snorting, wheezing, setting things on fire, or like, touching them with the baby hands. Idk, just being crazy, but in a good way. Like hiding little babies or randomly screaming. Sorry this is my first ask so euheuuehhue
Okay, damn get them in an asylum ASAP. Acting more demonic than the actual demons. (Also, you didn’t specify which characters you wanted me to do, so I just did all the brothers if that’s okay.)
Does not appreciate you setting things on fire
Just because you’re in actual hell doesn’t mean everything has to be on fire, MC
Also pesters you for hiding babies because Diavolo doesn’t approve
Was worried at first about all the wheezing and snorting being a sort of illness, but gets used to it after a while
You’re like the opposite of what he needs right now, causing so much chaos while he’s trying to keep some form of order.
Please don’t touch him with the baby hands. You will lose them.
I can’t decide between you causing him to loosen up a bit or have to keep an even tighter hold on a set of rules.
If you want to randomly scream, do it away from him because he will freak out
Honestly, same
Was already planning to set things on fire for insurance, then you beat him to it.
Hiding babies? He’s got a bit of a moral compass when it comes to that sort of thing, but you’re already doing it so why not get money for returning them?
Please don’t randomly scream. His human could’ve been in danger and just why would you do that to his poor heart
He’s already touching things with his hands to try to swipe it, so he doesn’t really mind that you’re doing it too (unless you get more than him)
Still worried about the wheezing being a sickness because he knows that humans are fragile and he doesn’t want them dead
Overall, stop making him worry about his human (not that he’ll ever admit it)
Thought the human Mammon brought home was faulty
Do nOt ToUcH tHE ruRIcHaN figUrEs
He doesn’t like fire either
Stop hiding the babies in his room, please. He’s trying to focus on his games and he can’t do that if there’s childish screaming coming from under his bed
Same rules apply for you randomly screaming
The boi just wants to be left alone to his anime
You being crazy is like a double-edged sword for him
On one hand, seeing you commit arson with Lucifer frantically trying to extinguish everything puts a smile on his face
On the other hand, your shenanigans could disrupt his reading
Hiding little babies is a bit weird for him, as he doesn’t really appreciate sitting on the couch to read only to find their neighbour’s child is underneath said couch and keeps interrupting him by screaming while he can’t identify where it’s coming from
Satan wasn’t too worried about the wheezing, as he knew that sometimes humans just did that
Don’t touch the books.
Trust me, you don’t want to
Your screaming has, more than once, made him mess up his makeup. He was not amused.
Tries to use make you look like a homeless person cuz you already act the part and he’ll have someone record him giving you food out on the streets to gain popularity.
Whether that bothers you or not is debatable
The hiding babies thing is a weird situation for him
Because on one hand, he hates how he finds small children lying around and them screaming also makes him mess up his makeup
But on the other hand, he loves finding them so he can dress them up in all sorts of cute little outfits and posting them on Devil gram
DO NOT SET HIS ROOM ON FIRE
OR HIS BATHROOM FOR THAT MATTER
Keeps giving you all sorts of ointments that are supposed to help with wheezing, though you probably don’t use them anyway.
*CONCERN*
Always worried when you scream randomly because he knows humans are fragile, and will come running to see what the hell is happening only to find you happily humming on the ground
Keeps freaking out every time he finds babies and will beg you not to
He’s worried he’ll eat one of them thinking they’re a dumpling and he really doesn’t want that on his conscience
Really worried about people getting hurt, so plz don’t set stuff on fire
Keeps giving you food he thinks will get rid of your wheezing and snorting.
Doesn’t mind you touching things with the baby hands, though if they’re not your baby hands he’s got a problem
Stop giving him heart attacks, MC
Loves how your chaos upsets Lucifer
Will sometimes set things on fire with you if he’s not too tired
Hides babies with you because he likes freaking his brothers out
Once taped a baby to the underside of Lucifer’s chair and laughed the entire time Lucifer spent looking for the source of crying while trying to do his paperwork
Sleeps right through your random screams
Is a bit worried about the snorting and wheezing, but got used to it after a while
You guys are partners in crime now
Hope this was decent! I had no idea what to do so I was just making it up as I went along 😅
I heard that not many people know that it's open at the time, but I'm keeping it open and will answer as many as I can! Just please respect that I will want to close it within a few weeks bc I'm moving. Thank you!
Hi! I have no idea if your requests are open or not. But if they are, can you do some cuddling headcanons with the twins? (Thank you! Also this is my first time ever submitting an ask ever sorry if I came off as weird or anything.)
Omg, hi! Sorry it took so long for me to answer, hope I made these to your satisfaction! And no worries, it didn’t come off weird.
This boy really likes cuddling with you
He honestly just sees a prolonged hug as a cuddle, though
He’ll be cuddling you in the kitchen most of the time, because then he can snack on the job.
He’s so big, so it just feels like you’re being hugged by a marshmallow
A giant, muscular marshmallow
His favorite way to cuddle you is for you to lay down on his chest so he can make sure you’re safe while cuddling
The boy is basically a giant puppy, so he just loves being with you
Sorry, you thought his brother loved cuddles? You’d best prepare yourself for the cuddle master!
This guy will cuddle you anywhere
Couch, bed, the floor, you name it!
He just loves being able to hold you and then fall asleep
He smells like sleep, and that doesn’t really help if you’re trying to stay awake
His favorite way to cuddle you is to use you as a pillow! (How flattering)
No, seriously. He loves laying his head on your chest or your lap and then... fall asleep.
You don’t even have to ask for cuddles from this guy, it’s like he has a sixth sense for this sort of thing
Omg this is perfect!!!
At first MC is incredibly stressed. I mean wouldn’t you be if your ‘sorcerer’ friend claimed he could give you wings but accidentally turned you invisble instead?
Nevertheless, Solomon eventually calms MC down and tries to make them see the bright side
“You could haunt the brothers? You know, get them back for all of the chaos they’ve caused you!”
“Yes...” MC speaks cunningly, “That’s not a bad idea”
Solomon doesn’t realise MC walks off so he continues rambling to himself
‘I’ll start from the oldest, shall I?’
MC enters Lucifer’s study and he’s so busy that he doesn’t even notice the door open
Each time he places down his pen, MC gently nudges it so that it rolls off the desk
“Oh hells, why must you do this?!” He cries, picking up his dip pen, “Gravity you heartless bitch.”
MC then proceeds to push his papers off the desk
“MAMMON IS THIS YOU?!”
Satisfied, MC then leaves to find the second eldest
Entering his open door, MC immediately spots goldie acrosss the room, placed on Mammon’s bedside table as he lays beside it
Picking it up, MC waves it in front of his face before moving away
“Goldie?!” He shrieks, chasing up his beloved card, “come back!”
Stepping up to the window, MC quickly flings it out onto the grass below
“GOLDIE COME BACK!” Mammon cries, launching through the open window
Next up is Levi!
Sneaking into his room while he’s gaming, MC tiptoes over to Henry’s fish tank
“Leviiiiiii” MC speaks in a low voice, “feed meeee!”
“WHAT THE PISS” Levi screams, throwing his controller across the room as he thinks Henry’s talking to him
Trying not to giggle, MC quickly avoids Levi as he sprints across the room before stepping out, making their way to Satan’s chamber
Knocking on his door, Satan soon appears and looks puzzled to see nobody on the other side
Just before he goes to shut the door, MC speaks in an unfamiliar voice
“Lucifer is your Father...” the human hums, “your Father loves youuuu”
“No! You’re lying!” He shouts frantically
“Lucifer’s your Daddyyyyy”
“NO!” Satan screams before slamming the door
Almost in hysterics, MC turns their head and sees Asmo nearby
‘Ah! Perfect!’
Following him into his room, MC strategically slips past Asmo and quickly hides his favourite hairbrush
Almost immediately he notices it’s gone and shrieks before running out of the room
“WHICH ONE OF YOU BITCHES TOOK MY HAIRBRUSH” MC hears him shout down the hallway
Quickly placing it back where they took it from, MC awaits his return
As Asmo enters his room, his eyes widen as he sees his precious hairbrush sat on the dressing table despite not being their less than a minute ago
Finally, MC’s adventure almost comes to an end
Reaching the human’s final destination, they slip inside Beel’s and Belphie’s room
Both sat on their beds, MC moves to the sixth eldest first who’s busy eating some popcorn
Every time he takes a piece out of the bag he’s got, MC quickly pinches it from between his fingers and throws it over their shoulder
“Oh!” Beel whimpers as he furrows his eyebrows, watching the flying popcorn
Every time he takes another piece, MC takes it in their fingers and chucks it across the room
“Belphie!” Beel whines, “something’s wrong with this popcorn - it won’t let me eat it.”
“You’re being ridiculous, Beel.” Belphie moans as MC walks over to him
Cuddling his favourite pillow, he’s completely nonethewiser of the invisble human coming his way
Grabbing the pillow, MC then yanks it out from his arms, causing Belphie to face plant the mattress
Throwing it across the room, Beel’s eyes widen “IT’S HAPPENING TO YOU TOO!”
Later that evening after Solomon manages to fix his spell, MC enters the lounge to be met with 7 extremely quiet brothers
“What’s gotten into you guys?” MC asks
“Nothing.” They all mutter, refusing to admit that they think the House is haunted
Wow, I've never played something like this before! Hope I can answer it well...
I'll be tagging @belphs-bedroom and I guess @beel-t
Name: Call me Jade, cuz that's what I like to go by
Gender: Female
Sexuality: Pretty sure I'm straight
Height: Probably 5ft 2in
Languages: English, learning Japanese and the undecieferable language of my sister
Nationality: A bit everywhere, tbh. Mostly American though.
Current time: 1:13 AM bc sleep is for the weak
Favorite season: Winter! I just love being able to mess around in the snow outside, and the experience of coming inside to hot chocolate and warm blankets is amaaazing! Not to mention winter fashion!
Favorite smell: My mom's homemade pizza gives off this wonderful aroma, it just smells perfect to me!
Favorite color: I love a basically every blue there is, and I've recently taken an interest in the pastel color area!
Favorite animal: I would have to say a peacock is my favorite. They're just so fabulous and their tails are wonderfully inspiring and almost hypnotizing with beauty!!
Favorite fictional character: Ummm...I have a lot so I'm just going to name a few
Leviathan (Obey Me)
Ron Weasely (Harry Potter)
707 (Mystic Messenger)
Literally every character expect grape-head and flame dad (My Hero Academia)
Normal Amount of sleep: Maybe 9 hours in the summer and about 6-8 during school times.
Coffee, tea or hot chocolate?: 110% hot chocolate for me!
Number of blankets you sleep with: Kinda weird question but I only sleep with one weighted blanket. (Does that count as two...?)
Dream trip: I guess I'd love to be able to go to Japan one day. I went once as a kid, but of course I don't remember anything, so I'd love to go and see what there is to see!
Dream job: Pediatrician! I'm quite good with kids, and I'm interested in biology, so y not?
Random fact: I'm lowkey obsessed with all things supernatural and magic, and I'm completely and utterly addicted to video games. So...uh...yeah.
Byeee
i was tagged by @just-patchy … thank you very much for the tag! :DD i’m tagging @rainebowkitty, @twstfuwa, @cursedtwst, @fggamer-reds @melon-owl and @raven-at-the-writing-desk !! (sorry for any overlapping tags if any!! also if you wanna do it, even if i haven’t tagged it, take it as if i have! :DD) i’ll put the rules and my answers under the cut!
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Mammon: I have everything under control!
Satan: Is that why everything's on fire?
About Your MC!
Which of the Boys are they the most like?
Which of the Boys are they the least like?
Who does your MC date? [If multiple, what order do they start dating each one?]
How does your MC Sleep? [On their side, on their back, with a partner, etc., in PJs, etc.]
If you were to pick one song — and only one song — to describe your MC, what would it be and why?
Did they come from a religious family/culture? Do they practice a religion?
What do they think about the whole angel/demon stuff?
What’s your MC’s relationship with their family?
What are your MC’chances of survival if they got lost in the levels of Devildom that take you to the surface [aka the layers of Hell]?
Is your MC jealous/upset about not being able to use magic? Do they learn?
What was your MC’s first impression of the demon boys?
First impression of the Angels & Solomon?
What is a skill your MC has that the Boys would be surprised by?
Do they own a secret place for their most prized possessions?
What’s the most important thing they own?
Do they eat the strange demon food?
What’s their favourite part of being in Devildom?
What does your MC miss most about the human world?
What does MC spend most of their time doing/with who?
How does MC wear the RAD uniform? [If they do.]
Solomon: Hey, you know the House of Lamentation is haunted?
MC, who just arrived in Devildom: It is?
Solomon: Yeah, by tall ghost bitches
Solomon: Look, there's one now!
Beel, hitting his head on the doorway: ow
MC: (scream)
THIS IS AMAZING
Fanfiction Club: The Rules
This idea came to me when I woke up first thing this morning.
MC: I like a guy who's environmentally aware.
Mammon:
Mammon, points out the window: That's a cloud!
Mammon: Hey Lucif-
Lucifer, at his desk with a bunch of bills in front of him: Mammon, for the sake of my blood pressure I'm going to ask you to not finish that sentence.
Mammon:
Mammon: -fer, I was wondering if-
Lucifer: (livid)
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This is a continuation of a previous ask, but with the other brothers as well. (Mammon and Asmo are in the previous post) Also a small spoiler with Belphie at the end so watch out for that
He was totally misled by your initial kindness
He first discovered your crazy strength when Mammon was arm-wrestling Satan and you asked to join
Of course, they didn't take you seriously and went easy on you, only to result in Mammon being flipped upside down and off his chair from the sheer force of your victory
His pride is a bit hurt bc how the hell did a human like you overpower the second eldest brother so easily???
He's a bit more wary around you now but otherwise treats you just the same
Will tell you off if you fling Diavolo across the room when he asked
He found out during one of your gaming sessions with him
You guys were playing a magic mmo game that basically took VR to a whole new level
And this guy??? Starts trash talking you for no apparent reason???
When you'd finally snapped, you wrestled the dude into a position he couldn't escape from while verbally terrifying both the rude guy and Levi.
Cue the iconic "Woooaaaaaahhhh"
Levi is definitely scared of you now and hides in his room for the next few days until he's certain big bad MC wont come to kill him anytime soon
Once he calms down a bit, he's drowning you with questions and curiosities.
Whenever you guys are playing or watching a martial arts anime, he practically begs you to show it to him
The dude is just fascinated and terrified
He discovered it when you were out book shopping
Someone had tipped over one of the bookcases, tipping them all over like dominoes
Satan saw this happening with you in one of the aisles that was going to be crushed by book dominoes and was sprinted to you
When you just held up the bookcases collapsing like no problem as you read a book while walking towards him
When you were out of the danger zone, you just straight up dropped the bookcase and let it continue the demolition while still reading that apparently interesting book and walking
Satan looks shocked at worst, but he's internally panicking like
Are humans supposed to be able to do that??? How did you keep so calm despite your almost demise??? No amount of human anatomy encyclopedias could have prepared him for this???
He's definitely intrigued and will ask questions
He's fricking making a journal about your strength right now with little tidbits and notes about what you can do
He's just a very curious boi
He discovered your strength and intimidation when you guys were at RAD
Some demon had decided that stealing your sandwich would've been a fantastic prank
Honestly, if you hadn't pounced on him right at that moment, Beel would've
Beel just kinda sits there nomming his own sandwich as you proceed to beat the crap out of the other demon as you attempt to regain your sandwich
Once you get it back you just sit back down like nothing had happened
He's Shook
Later he'll be inspecting your arms n stuff asking questions like
"How do such tiny limbs hold so much strength?"
Will definitely ask you to workout with him so he can not only see how you got so strong but also to see your limits
Overall very supportive
He found out when you guys were taking a nap in the lounge
You had woken up only to find that your bracelet had fallen off and rolled under the couch
You then proceeded to lift up the couch like a sack of potatoes and get it back
Belphie woke up on the couch that was not, in fact, on the floor and was much closer to the ceiling than he'd remembered
He looked down to see you holding it up with one hand and retrieving a bracelet with the other
He legit said "I'm too tired for this" and fricking laid down again
He wakes up later to discover that was not a dream and immediately starts planning to use it to his advantage
Whenever someone's getting on his nerves now he just threatens to sic MC on them
Otherwise he doesn't really care
Very perplexed as to why you didnt fight back when he killed you though
Please reblog!! People need to know these things!!!
Hello! I'm fairly new to the Obey me Fandom and I wanted to ask you if you could do a few head cannons for Mammon and Asmo? I'm not sure your character limit so I just picked 2. How would they react to an mc who is a bit of a rougher but kind type, like a monster hunter or mercenary? Someone who is self sufficient in protecting themselves. It's fine if this is a bit much. It's up to you if you want to take this ask on. thanks!
Welcome to the Obey Me community!! And this ask was really fantastic, thank you!!!
He is shooketh when he sees how scary you can get
Like damn you didn't have to threaten the bullies with a pocket knife after they said something mean about him
He's 110% a masochist so he's terrified and amazed at the same time
But his pride is also a bit hurt
He's the one supposed to be protecting you, not the other way around! He doesn't need a human to look after him!
Is even more stunned when you managed to fight back against his brothers numerous murder attempts without his help (Like damn you survived almost all of them)
He'll definitely need to get used to being the one saved instead of the saviour in most cases
At first he's constantly worried about your skin condition due to all the fighting that has happened and probably will continue happening
Like he'll be pestering you to at least stop getting hit on your precious skin
If you have scars anywhere he is worried sick
How are you supposed to keep healthy looking skin with all those scars?!
Don't get him wrong, he doesn't mind the actual fighting but he's concerned about the consequences it could have on your appearance
The first time he saw it he was literally like that one guy from the Wonder Woman movie
"I am both frightened and aroused".
He loves it when you protect him from things
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Can I get some Mammon fluff where he learns that MC was a con-artist on her world? Thanks
Of course!
Mammon would definitely be surprised that you were a con artist, or at least at first!
He’ll definitely try to get you in on his scheming because you used to do it so you must be a professional, right??
Whether you’re phenomenal at it or not, he’ll 100% be roping you into one of his schemes to get more money.
He was probably doing most of them to be able to gawk at the amazing lies you told other demons to get Grimm.
If you’d sworn off con artistry due to some reason or another, Mammon will not leave you alone until you at least teach him how to be a better liar.
“YOU SHOULD BE HONORED THE GREAT MAMMON IS ALLOWING YOU TO TEACH HIM HOW TO LIE!!!”
Please teach him, he needs to be able to get away with things.
Levi: Why are you sulking like a baby?
Mammon: MC left my text on read.
Mammon: And I am sulking like a MAN thank you
Levi: I panic when people compliment me. Like??? What do you even say when people compliment you tho???
MC: Wow that combo move was amazing, Levi!
Levi, panicking: HAPPY BIRTHDAY
I've been blessed with these pictures and the UR thing is a nice bonus!😁
You have been visited by one (1) sleeping Belphie in a big shark plushie. Reblog to have a higher chance of getting UR card in your next roll.
And then Beel found out and thought that the shark ate Belphie
I LOVE THEM WTF?????
I hope you like my drawings u-u;;
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Wth is 🤙supposed to mean???
Your ninth used emoji is his reaction when you asked for a kiss…
Here’s mine: 😳 (Looks like I surprised Beel!)
Tagging: @fellulahh @foxy-princess @beelzebaes @mahiihi @obeyme-sinners and who ever feels like joining!
This could also apply to Levi! Just saying!
MC: Wow Mammon is so graceful and beautiful
Mammon: *trips on his own foot and falls onto the floor*
MC: Gorgeous