I Was Just Pulling Random Cards From My ‘cards Against Muggles’ Game, But Can Someone Please Write

Check out my ongoing comic Crow Time. It has crows, and also neat pantheons of epic beasties.

From “der falsche Kalender” (“the false calendar”) by Marc Uwe Kling (German comedian). This calendar contains 365 falsely attributed quotes (and always either says saturday or sunday for anyone confused) and yesterday’s….. didn’t age well.

Ok, so there’s this thing at our school that you can send a chocolate Santa to another student. This is how it works: You pay 2€, then you get a piece of paper to write down the name and class of the person you want to send a Santa to and if you want, you can add a short message. Then, on Dec 6th, that person gets a chocolate Santa plus the message you wrote them. Now, I’m planning on doing this for my little brother this year. That’s a nice thing to do, right? Yeah…except he’s allergic to chocolate and the message will be “You can’t eat this haha”. I’m a lovely sister, I know.

What does it cost to kill Iron Man‘s parents?

One Buck.

Honestly, I love these kind of excavation sites, there’s just so much to discover!

This lil dude just made me indescribably happy

A beaver in a rehab facility decided to build a dam by the doorway

tiktok is such an awful app, it's almost designed to feed you misinformation and expose you to insane discourse. unlike beloved tumblr, the app that feeds me misinformation and exposes me to insane discourse

If Belle never found the castle…

Not my meme, still funny though (in my opinion)