Chuuya:
Chuuya:
Grabbing both Akutagawa siblings: "Mine."
Grabbing Kyouka: "Mine."
Grabbing Kenji: "Mine."
Dragging Atsushi by his suspenders: "I'll take this one too for good measure."
Kyuusaku, in the travel-sized child carrier strapped to his chest: :)
Beloved creator and internet shouty man Danny Motta said that Rei suwa as an adult looked like Aizawa today.
I’m slowly having the realisation that buddy daddies is just erasermic hitman au fanfic where they raise uraraka together.
Top-quality romance
Lmao. Imagine if he was the original Rumpelstiltskin. His name isn't actually Rumpelstiltskin, but the person trying to guess his name got so frustrated by the end of it that they made up a fairy tale about guessing his name correctly. They named his character 'Rumpelstiltskin' just to mess with him. A sort of 'You tell me your real name and I'll change it in the book.'
He never did, of course, but any mention of the fairy tale in the Gotham libraries conveniently have the pages ripped out.
"I'm seventeen"
"How long have you been seventeen"
Dead on main where danny gets to meet jasons family and knows that there is something terribly wrong with Tim. (Jason breaks down crying over the Twilight reference and thats it)
i love how in the kaizenix arc yoo joonghyuk sees a guy accidentally, willingly walk into his own execution and thinks ‘this MUST be kim dokja’ cause no one else is that stupid and unlucky.
while he also sees someone torturing him with lowkey lust in her eyes and thinks ‘this MUST be han sooyoung’ cause...no one else gets off on his pain quite like her I guess?
Artemis: I do NOT have a soft spot for Percy!! Demos: When Percy and Apollo started dating, you gave Apollo the shovel talk. Artemis: Well, my brother has a literal garden of lovers, obviously it was necessary! Demos: Not to mention, when Apollo visits, you go outside of your tent to greet him and you never let him stay long. Demos: Percy has a bed inside your tent for whenever he visits, and he's stayed with you and your Hunters for weeks on end. Demos: Just admit it, Arty. Artemis: No 😒
Triton: I have only had my infant demigod half brother Percy for a day-
Tyson: but if anyone hurts him you'd kill them?
Triton: -and he's already uspered my position as dad's favorite, endeared himself to all of sealife on the east coast to the point where they go to him for help instead of me, and-
Amphitrite, swimming by: Aww, are we talking about my second youngest child? He's such a good little fish-
Triton: -STOLE MY MOTHER!
Tyson:
Tyson: But if someone did try to hurt him-
Triton: *sighs*
Triton: Yes Tyson, if someone tried to hurt Percy I would eviscerate them to the point where regeneration is impossible.
atsushi at some point gets a jar/piggie bank that he fills with spare change all the time and it's to save up to buy something he wants but has no need for - since he doesn't want to just buy it since he has other important things to use his money for ya know
what atsushi doesn't know - because it's not a clear material so he can't see what's on the inside - is that he is not the only one filling it
kyouka makes sure he's out the room before adding her spare change to it
dazai comes over for breakfast and goes to the bathroom (he sneaks into atsushi's room and adds change... is it his own change? um... anyway)
kunikida gives some of his extra change to kyouka to add
when the tanizakis and haruno r over to hang out, they add some change in it too
yosano and ranpo give kyouka their spare change to add too
hell even fukuzawa has set aside some spare change to add to atsushi's jar
and what atsushi doesn't know is that one time kyouka was home alone and she heard a sound from the bedroom so she grabbed the closest knife and summoned demon snow and went to investigate only to find akutagawa pouring money into atsushi's jar
they stared at each other and then kyouka nodded and left
Kunikida: DAZAI! WHERE IS YOUR PAPERWORK?!?!
Dazai: I'm sorry, my cat ate it~
Atsushi, completely dead inside: Meow.
Hot take, but kenhina is my favorite haikyuu ship because their dynamic is simultaneously "I'll give you my jacket because you're cold and we'll hold hands because you're uncomfortable with PDA and I respect you and your boundaries," but also, "I want to cut you open and crawl inside your ribcage."
"I'll buy you stuff because I love giving you nice things," but also, "I'd like to (lovingly) dissect you under a microscope until all your vulnerabilities are exposed."
Please don't be mean. I cry when people are mean and I don't want to cry.
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