metalweaver

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the fuck you guy

"An old professor of mine had this great thing. He said "On the level of individuals and civilization, personality predates ideology." Meaning that before you were a fascist, you were a bully and an asshole." -Brennan Lee Mulligan in conversation with Amy Vorpahl, Adventuring Academy S1E2

more fionna cause i wanted her to be like this im sorry

The thing about reclaiming slurs is that once you've been affectionally called 'faggot' by friends, loved ones, and amiable fellows on the internet for long enough, you almost forget that it means something else to people who hate you.

Honestly at this point if a stranger on the street yelled "hey faggot!" after me, I'd probably turn around like "what?" like they'd just casually called me by name, and they were only trying to get my attention because they wanted to tell me something, before processing that they're being hostile.

he has the kind submissive and breedable aura you only see in diocletian-era male christian martyrs.

I love visiting people who have some kind of pet reptile because they're always like "would you like to hold the reptile" and I'm like "of course I would" and then the rest of the conversation happens with me just holding a random reptile and the reptile Has No Feelings about the situation. They always just sit there, probably vaguely wishing to return to their heat lamp but clearly exuding an energy of This Might As Well Happen. and then I put it back in its enclosure and go home and the reptile very clearly has no strong feelings about the situation.

fanfic writers are so fucking awesome man. they write novel length fics that are sometimes even better than some published bestselling books written by professional writers. like fanfic writers are professional writers to me and they gift us their masterpieces for free. they give us something we can look forward to after a long day. something from which we can seek comfort when life is hard. something that can be our own little getaway. in a world of capitalism, despite everything, they give us all of these for free. like holy fuck. shout out to every fanfic writer. I wish all fanfic writers a very ‘I love you with all my heart and soul. I thank you from the bottom of my heart’

when i say my gender changes to the tune of the bit i mean a man’s gotta do what a man’s gotta do and if he can’t then god forbid women do anything

Yes, I am a straight man. Yes, getting the shit beat out of me in an all-male mosh pit is an erotic experience for me. We exist

"it's all in your head" correct! unfortunately I am also in there

ive SEEN quiet toilets. i KNOW we have the technology.

everyone talks big game about rigor mortis but i rarely see even a passing mention of the other morti. fake death fans can't even name three of their albums smh.

hoes thinking i’m cool and mysterious but when they get close to me i start listing isopod facts and telling them about the block properties in minecraft

ahem

do you understand my vision,, the sliding scale of horror musicals,,,

Chapter 9: Dr. Lanyon's Narrative

I've had this meme template sitting on my computer for nearly 2 years and suddenly had divine inspiration strike

Fellas, is it gay to live inside another man forever with Satan himself by my side?

So when trans people take chemicals that radically change their body in order to live happier and freer lives it’s fine. but when I, Henry Jekyll—

me when it’s “not appropriate” to ask if my friend wants their problem personified to “disappear”

penny and gumball are a t4t couple i don’t make the rules

me reading about the same two characters falling in love over and over again in new settings

me reading my happy little bedtime stories

meeee

nice art you have there…

trails finger along table

would be a shame if something happened to it..

OMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM

I need someone to hold me gently and it's getting critical

Do y'all see it, do you see the vision

that sneaky little fucker is all i’ve been thinking about today

Husk went from bummed out from thinking about all the wrong choices he made

to "I just came up with a musical number that will cheer you up" real quick