maladaptive0romantic
tell me i'm your midnight muse
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heavenly
𝑐𝑟𝑒𝑑𝑠 𝑡𝑜 𝑜𝑤𝑛𝑒𝑟
May my hair grow longer and my waist get thinner
The true struggle of girlhood
sometimes i sit down to think of how gorgeous the life would feel if i was a mermaid living on the gold coast of australia. pretending to be an ordinary girl just to go ahead and jump into the water as soon as im done working, to swim with the fish and collect some beautiful shells... i would choose a mermaid life any day, but it didn't choose me. 🌊🐚🧜🏻♀️
no longer asking what’s wrong with me i don’t believe i care to know
let’s have some fun this beat is sick i wanna take a ride on your disco stick don’t think too much just bust that kick i wanna take a ride on your disco stick
I remember seeing Star Wars, and I have two older brothers, so they would always be Luke and Han and I would be stuck [being] R2-D2 for a hundred years, so… there’s that. So I shifted my obsessions from Star Wars, saying: “okay, you guys are gonna have all the Star Wars figures, I’ll have G.I. Joe”. So I started going really hog wild into G.I. Joe, and I had every single figure… and uh – and still do.
ever since i was a young hydrogen particle 14 billion years ago i knew i wanted to be wasting all the hot water in the shower
i want you guys to GUESS what this anon says. because seeing this notification itself could not have prepared me for the full thing
"they should be at the club" "they should be at the farmers market" "they should be at the public library" well i should be in my lovers arms but im not am i. life is full of disappointments
crossing my arms & going hmph about some things currently
girls i don't know how many "ill figure it out"s ive got left
my scripts at this point are basically just giant unorganized, unedited, fanfictions that have been written by a 7th grader that can only write in bullet points.
If you were in a fanfic, would you be the pining idiot or the oblivious dumbass?
post it in the tags!!