lemonadelover5000
he/they - 22 - puppyboy - owned - goth non binary - little monster 🧟♂️MINORS DNI - r@p3k!nk DNI
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this little pink section is so cute !!! its making me wanna start reading books abt divas again
the idea of someone dressing me up in an outfit they’ve been dying to fuck me in sounds super hot and romantic tbh
(op is a man. do not reblog to men dni blogs)
"oh you get wet/hard just from kissing?" yes tf? I'm in love with you
sum1 give me $1k so I can fly daddy to vegas and we have a Getaway in VEGAS and we go to the gaga museum
my best tip for anyone trying to get back into reading is to remember that you can read books to avoid other responsibilities in ur life and it can become a vice if you play your cards right
DOECHII at the 2025 Met Gala Celebrating "Superfine: Tailoring Black Style"
me when I worked the cheese island
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went to the grocery store twice today and cleaned my whole house I havent had this energy since I was a lad 🙏 in sooo much pain though
why would I behave when I can bully my dom hehehehe >ᵥ_ᵥ<
la musique est belle
UNKNOWN PHOTOGRAPHER Photographie spirite (Spectre et voiles) — Musée d'Orsay
me: Im not a stereotype !
me, rn: *autistic puppyboy eating chicken nuggets and drinking fruit punch*
I wasnt joking about my hair being ridiculously long heheheh PS check out my VISIBLE MEDICAL EQUIPMENT!!!!! a good a1c is sexyyy
yeah I got goals and aspirations
Backbreaking breeding session w/ tears and a sprinkle of overstim in 2025 PLEASE!!!
i was put on this earth to drink monster and jerk it silly
me I wont lie first time I gave a handjob I was like ou. unpleasant
i hate giving handjobs.. you can literally do this yourself do you want me to brush your teeth for you too? cut up your food for you? is that what you want? good boy.. wait what were we talking about
Millions of Little Monsters showed up for Lady Gaga’s concert at Copacabana beach in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil on May 3, 2025
halsey, nicole, and hayden are undoubtedly the queens of tumblr. as a deeply unusual gay tboy u can trust me
heheheehe I cant wait….
Want to be on my knees at their feet while they teach me how to properly suck cock. Want them to guide my head and whisper little encouragements, telling me what feels good, holding my head still as they cum down my throat
researching the revolutionary war after blocking out high school simply to make pun pickup lines to say to my daddy because Im american and hes british… boston tea party is tricky cause “Ill pour your tea into my harbor” is too graphic for the nature of the joke. he’d be a traitor if he dumped his tea into my harbor. but yeah if any british are coming its him in the morning hehehehhe
needed to do it anymore cause this puppy boycunt already has an owner so
another guy called me a faggot in a sexual context so I made my inbox private DONT CALL ME THAT !!!!!! Im a gaga, lashes, nails, and drag kind of fag. I am the only person allowed to use that word for myself. using it to degrade me isnt sexy, even if you think youll get my 3XL boltcutter shirt and 100 gecs “zooted and booted” shorts off by using it 👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍
another guy called me a faggot in a sexual context so I made my inbox private DONT CALL ME THAT !!!!!! Im a gaga, lashes, nails, and drag kind of fag. I am the only person allowed to use that word for myself. using it to degrade me isnt sexy, even if you think youll get my 3XL boltcutter shirt and 100 gecs “zooted and booted” shorts off by using it 👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍
tummy full of edible gummies i’m feeling yummy
I need gaga to maniacally laugh into the most beautiful note shes ever sang rina sawayama and nastya kreslina style PLEASE PLEASE
plus its 110 degrees F for like 3.5/12 months and my ass wears a hoodie until its 85 so like. I could survive over there. plus its green there
me visiting him: one of my dream vacation locations, great sex, weed is illegal
him visiting me: I live in rural utah, great sex, weed is legal
Im flying my ass to england I hate this place Ill find a way to be high when we fuck amen brother
me visiting him: one of my dream vacation locations, great sex, weed is illegal
him visiting me: I live in rural utah, great sex, weed is legal
Im flying my ass to england I hate this place Ill find a way to be high when we fuck amen brother