I’m Pretty Sure The Kids WERENT EVEN HIS. THEY WERE MADE OF MAGIC TO GUILT TRIP HIM INTO STAYING. But

Reblog if you think it’s okay to platonically say “I Love You” to your friends

To be with you is to lose my self.

Something something about these two not being able to be happy together, or fit the other person's ideals unless they change themselves down to the fundamentals. Of course, Vani is a bit better on the understanding front. If this issue is ever worked on it's def Vani who'll put in the efforts first. Vani carrying the therapy sessions fr

Trials of Apollo except Apollo has to win Rupauls drag race

FRRRRR

”where do you see yourself in 5 years?” dead, next question please

OMNOMNNOMNOM THANK THEE FATHER

says the cat made of fire

MEOWWWWWWWWW father. I acquire your assistance.

I need to open a can of tuna yet I…have no apossable thumbs…may thee help me?

Asks the cat made from fire

uhh okay

『 he opens the can with a *click! tshhh* 』

here you go

Father…pick thyn up! Pet me!

The cat of fire says dramatically

Father, may I have the delicious food from thee food supplier without thy dollar money?

well i don't really have any mortal food... y'all can have ambrosia, right?

Mpreg being in Percy Jackson is hilarious. But it is crazy when you think about it especially with Apollo. Because he will actively get pregnant no questions asked. So imagine how many Apollo kids before the battle of manhattan there was who he literally gave birth to…

Meet gingerbraves brother, gingerbitch

Like I use gacha characters to show what my ocs look like bc I can’t draw or afford to commission ppl, LEAVE GACHAS ALONE THEIR AMAZING (and yes I used this as a reason to mention Maria Valdez)

Off topic mini rant but I hate when ppl r like

“You can’t make that character! They don’t make sense and are overpowered!”

I LIKE IT THAT WAY. I LOVE MY OVERPOWERED MARY SUE CHARACTER. I LOVR HOW SHE DOESNT MAKE SENSE. LEAVE MY MARIA VALDEZ ALONE 😭😭

REAL REAL REAL REAL REALLLLLLLLLL

Like leave me alone, it’s called ✨fun✨ apparently you don’t have enough creativity to understand how much I’ve put into this characters perfect lore. Like bsfr. Also? I hate when people actually hate on Gacha characters. Like the pink hair unicorn princess depressed ones, they have more creativity then you! Hoe, I’d like to see you try to give her a dramatic backstory, you don’t know how to use kinemaster do you?! Huh? Obviously not! I don’t see you doing the “I’m not your toy” meme, cause your not artistically talented enough to comprehend the art of these characters

Also…

KKKKKKKKKKKKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

GET YO ASS BACK IN THE BASEMENT