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i can't stop watching this
When I top thats a biological feature, when I bottom thats a deep seated psychosexual need being fulfilled - Grugg from the cave pumping his seed into something according to his biological destiny make grugg feel good make grugg smile vs coked out ephebian lying on a freudian couch in Vienna offering his pink hole to gain proximity to the masculinity he’s ever so alienated from, even if it’s by becoming just the object of masculine desire, an astutely wrong observation he greets confidently with the bitter smile of a martyred St. Sebastian
i’m gonna tjrowbip
absolutely hate ????
Yes son, I knew you were having sex with your stepdad. I knew bot of you were in the closet even before marrying him, in fact I actively seeked him out for this, and because I knew he was your type. Please, sit down dear, I need to explain to you what a fujoshi is
imagine being the first amish bitch in your village to like get your body done like ass shots titties done and like beat face contoured… and then you walked into like the saloon or whatever amish people have and everyone dropped their irish fiddles and was shookedt? like everyone churning butter was just in shock and you walked across the artisanal wood floors in your wantmylook.com thigh high lace up heeled boots like your life depended on it… yes god
my uncle sent me BAD essential oils
Does anyone have the fucking tiktok video of the overly enthusiastic rich bearded guy showing off his new hiking shoes in his Mansion and the Woods, but then another dude duets with it to make it look like he's escaping from being held prisoner please please
edit THANKS @smellslikebot
Have watched this so many times I’m obsessedt
hiiiii 👋 hi 🙋♀️ i’m lady kier from deee-lite…. welcome to my klæüsêt…….. yes, i am a mouse potato…… computer nerd…….. otaku…………… and this is where it happen
17-year-old me would be proud of 33-year-old me and this is a comforting thought because this is all for him
Don't know how many times I've showed a non-Tumblr person a Tumblr post and had the whole thing derail because the poor soul actually read someone's user name.