Who Else Am I Gonna Cuddle With? TT

Birbs!!

tea party birds

... Fine I'll stop crying

hey, don't cry. marbled polecat, ok?

Honestly, I'm really surprised the civil war hasn't started yet. Just waiting for it to begin

I really do think he’s gonna declare martial law on Easter. Things are ramping up.

This is now my new favorite best friend duo

i have a great day until i remember something mildly embarrassing i did twenty years ago and then i freeze on the spot unable to move

Let him starve

Oh dont worry, it gets better!! (if you exclude all the other bad stuff that happens)

i started watching house because i thought it would be fun and entertaining but instead i spent an hour crying over the season 4 finale only to be hit with thirteen’s diagnosis and wilson leaving and house’s dad’s funeral and curry’s adoption falling through within the next 5 episodes 😭😭😭 the funny hospital yaoi show is slowly ending me

it's hilarious how if you do any amount of research into life or death melee combat the prevailing themes that emerge are that

you're gonna get tired very quickly

tired leads to injured, injured leads to tired, tired leads to—

you're not gonna be as composed as you expect

humans are more fragile than you think and also more durable than you think. both are true and neither stop them from dying of an infection later (DO NOT GET BITTEN)

DO NOT GET STABBED (generally good life advice)

DO GET A SPEAR

knights are faster than you think

#same

yoou guys wont be laughing when i suddenly collapse unconscious and have to be taken to the hospital. then youll all see <- normal thought process to have while doing anything i dont want to

Wizard: Oh, I like your Goblin detecting sword! That's funny.

Goblin who thought they just had a cool glowing sword: ... My what now?