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Quotes I associate with the Batkids because I think Bruce and the violence of the vigilante life irreparably messed them up but I also think they are all love perservering in their own ways

Dick

Barbara

Jason

Steph

Cass

Tim

Damian

NASA released the clearest pictures yet of our neighbours in the solar system

Oh and of course us

Honourable mention

I AM WHAT I AM 'CAUSE YOU TRAINED ME

”I Would Leave Me If I Could. A Collection of Poetry” - Halsey/Cop Car - Mitski/unknown/unknown/"The Burning" - Venetta Octavia/@6aint/Bite the Hand - Boygenius/unknown/unknown/Bite the Hand - Boygenius/unknown/Places I’ve Taken my Body: Essays - Molly McCully Brown/unknown/Cop Car - Mitski/unknown/Who's Afraid of Little Old Me? - Taylor Swift

i started shipping wesper with a passion when wylan literally stopped in the middle of a prison break to ask “wait but are you into guys?”

I need a wrong number fic but instead of it being Reg and James or Sirius and Remus, it's Regulus and Sirius re-uniting years after not talking since Sirius ran away.

James is captured, bored out of his mind. So he starts singing, all the songs he knows. Bowie, Queen, Taylor Swift, all the Disney songs in order of the movies. After that, it all goes downhills. Murmered lyrics, parts of songs, and the worst, mispronounced French songs.

And Regulus is standing guard. Suffering through his fourth hour of guarding this man. And he’s this close to gagging him.

no mourners, no funerals 🖤

hades explaining that he’s the god of the dead, not the god of death

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

A little marker doodle of Chappelle Roan I did this morning on our live.

About 80 minutes using Ohuhu Markers.

I hope you like it

Sending Big Hugs from the Hobbit Hole. ♥♥♥

Scott

"childhood friends are like runaway cats. you can keep hanging up the missing poster, but they’re not going to come back" actually gonna throw up

Listen, for people wanting to call out colonialism, there are way too many of you mocking Irish, Welsh, and Scottish names.

No, they’re not alphabet soup, no they do not look like “you’ve thrown letters at a wall and used what stuck,” they are living, breathing languages which we did CPR on after the British Empire shot them.

Like, people DIED to keep them alive.

Every time I see some (English/American) interviewer make an entire segment forcing Saoirse Ronan to list off Irish names, I die a little inside. It’s particularly galling to see the same people ooh-ing over how “mystical” they sound, or claiming ancient heritage to us.

Realise there’s a world beyond your myopic lens and just accept sometimes you’ve got new stuff to learn. Fuck knows I do.

now look i don’t wanna ship that rarepair…

BUT THE PARASITES WANT ME TO SHIP THAT RAREPAIR

I fucking hate James Tissot’s paintings because in ALL OF THEM there is ALWAYS someone staring right at you, but it’s not always immediately visible. You just feel watched by this mf. Sometimes the little shit is right there at the centre, but others the bastard is just gazing from the distance, it is CREEPY, my guys

James has chubby cheeks.

marlene who forced herself to like guys because she couldn't possibly be a lesbian. no, being a lesbian is gross. it's wrong. she couldn't disappoint her mother like that be some something so gross

still, the first tike she kissed a girl, it felt so right. she cried for two days straight. eventually asking james what was wrong with her. james - who was raised to believe everyone can love whoever they want - didn't understand why marlene was so upset. he explained to her there was nothing wrong with her. why would there be? liking girls while being a girl is as normal as a bloke liking a girl

My beige flag is as long as a ship isnt illegal or heavily immoral i can get behind it

Happy Valentine's Day, James 💌💕

Remus doesn’t thinks he’s hot as fuck because he isn’t his own type. His type is pretty boys with light eyes and devilish grins. He is a giant with no coordination and a pension for grandpa sweaters. This is why he’s immediately attracted to Sirius. Even Regulus and Barty trip him up once in awhile. Remus Lupin has a fucking type, okay.

James, on the other hand, is attracted to personality and vibes. His type is mean, a nice smile, and long fingers. This is why he knows he’s fucking hot, because his vibes are immaculate. This is also why he’s had a crush on Sirius, Remus, Lily, Regulus, Dorcas, Frank, and Marlene.

They’re both messes.

Ksenya Istomina.

JAMES AND REGULUS

JAMES AND REGULUS!!!!

James Potter is the definition of the word disheveled.

~~~♤~~~

He's always got that look in his eyes, you know the one.

He's kind a unfocused and his glasses are falling to the tip of his nose.

His hair is perpetually messy, he makes it look good but it's messy nonetheless.

He's always running around somewhere, probably knocking things over on his way.

Apologizes to inanimate objects... 100% apologizes to inanimate objects.

Says "wut?" Like a million times a day.

He replies to "Potter! >:(" better than he replies to his actual name.

Is so genuinely terrible at flirting its a little scary.

Tie always slung over his neck because he just... can't be bothered?

Buttons on his shirt done up wrong half the time.

Always late, Merlin help him.

Deer in headlights literally and figuratively.

He's got that total girly scream that follows with him clearing his throat and the deepest voice you've ever heard.

Dissociates from conversations then snaps back suddenly and nods along even though he has no idea what's happening.

"Mr. Potter!" "WASN'T ME!"

Will stare for a solid five seconds before processing what someone said.

Laughs louder than everyone else then quietly mutters "I don't get it"

He's a little wild, always up to something either dangerous or so stupid it should probably be considered dangerous.

Has ADHD.

That's it, he's just a little ADHD baby.

Can't go twenty seconds without pissing someone off.

Explodes with happiness.

Usually translates to smacking his friends repeatedly before pointing and shouting excitedly about something.

Pining after the same person for years even though they are SO MEAN TO HIM.

He actually loves it when they're mean to him.

He's just a chaotic mess and his friends love him so much

~~~♤~~~

james is SO cropped top and tiny shorts coded

I am a James Potter as the little spoon truther

James Potter the man that you are

I think sometimes people forget that Peter was the youngest of the four so therefore he was the youngest person to become an animagus.

Stop making my guy stupid he was as equally as smart as James, Sirius and Remus.

Here’s mother- I mean Mary 🫠

noah kahan try to make a song not about the marauders challenge, go!