Latest Posts by goblinofthewest - Page 2

It's all bbno$ sonic cosplay this, bbno$ sonic cosplay that, what about that time bdg said he was going to spray paint himself blue and cosplay shitty cgi sonic from before the first movie came out? We need to go back to our roots ppl!!

>:3

that goofy little drawing has increased ur goofy score by 100.

u'll always be the goofiest goofster at this rate >:)))

What's your favorite shark?

Omg I've been waiting my whole life to answer this question!! It's probably a goblin shark or a whale shark, just cos I think they're cool and kinda goofy.

:0000000

How am I the goofiest goofster if ur still here

I'm the Second goofiest ever

What's your favorite shark?

Omg I've been waiting my whole life to answer this question!! It's probably a goblin shark or a whale shark, just cos I think they're cool and kinda goofy.

What's your favorite shark?

Omg I've been waiting my whole life to answer this question!! It's probably a goblin shark or a whale shark, just cos I think they're cool and kinda goofy.

bring back tumblr ask culture let me. bother you with questions and statements

the generational gap between me and the people my age who use chat gpt

Real observations since I started wearing a wizard hat daily:

- Brim is so wide that I stay BONE DRY taking walks in the rain

- Brim can be positioned to block the sun from ever getting in my eyes AND keeping it off the back of my neck

- The pointed top part creates an air pocket, keeping my head from getting hot or squishing my hair as it might in a ball cap

- Hat can easily be pulled down over the tips of my ears without looking dumb, protecting them from wind chill

- Strangers say they like my hat, giving me the chance to tell them that I am a wizard

- When you’re wearing a wizard hat, ALL OTHER FASHION CHOICES become secondary, allowing you to branch out with style

Embrace ego death. Stay protected from all elements. Wear a wizard hat.

The masculine connotation of a bow tie and the feminine connotation of a bow on the top of the head implies a nonbinary bow style placed directly over the nose

this too shall pass but that doesn't mean i can't exercise my god-given right to bitch about it the whole time anyway

Dead

Every time you see this post, reblog it and add one word. I'll go first.

The

Elias Bouchard the ultimate diva

I know he’s kind of a polarizing character, but I have to say, Elias Bouchard truly is Iconic. When you hear the twist of “the boring middle manager was actually secretly an evil eldritch monster the whole time!” you sort of assume that the boring middle manager persona was just a facade, but no, he really does seem to just enjoy dull administrative work. He’s both exactly as boring as he seems on the surface and profoundly fucked up in ways you couldn’t imagine. He’s practically omniscient and playing 4-D chess with everyone, but he responds to even slight hiccups in his elaborate scheme with acts of extreme violence. He beats an old man to death with a metal pipe and when someone brings it up later he goes, “Yeah I may have overreacted there.” His employees are constantly trying to murder him. He broke out of prison just so he could give a dramatic monologue. He had a weird gay thing going on with seemingly every man he met in the past 200 years. He loves scheduling.

:3 feels happier than :) But not as genuine as :]

so.... I did a thing

Yes Liatroim jersey cos of the colours.

I may or may not finish this digitally at some point

Headcanon/fun fact??

* So you know how some people say chara is short for character in the lore or whatever idk,,,,

Well chara (Cara) actually means friend in Irish,it seems obvious because of chara’s whole ‘best friend’ thing (especially in the cute 9 anniversary newsletter).I’ve never seen anyone mention it before-I dunno,just a little theory,but I think it’s pretty probable :)

just a little cutie patootie

The lighting is bad, ik

“I’m a boy” “I’m a girl” Okay??? And I was trying so hard to be polite? Hard, isn’t it? Trying to ask prying questions at terminal velocity?

Telltale Heart valentine

Heroes of Olympus except when Leo gets to Calypso’s island he freaks out that this random lady has fallen for him and doesn’t want him to leave.

So Leo just panics and says he’s gay.

And once he starts talking it doesn’t stop. He makes up this very convincing story about his boyfriend that’s waiting for him back home.

“What’s his name?”

“Jason.”

Because yes he based the mystery guy of his dreams that he’s totally in love with on his best friend.

And somewhere along the lines realises oh shit I love Jason for real.

“Oh man I love him…”

“I would hope so?”

I have officially peaked as a human being

Finally finished my loreli fanart lol

This tool like 4 hours

references:

A funky pair of socks with sharks on them

explain your gender in 10 words or less without using boring words like “male”, “female”, “nonbinary”, “masculine”, “feminine” or “androgynous”.

go!

WAITWAITWAIT HOW DID I MISS THIS

oliver banks and graham folger were boyfriends????? EEEEEEEEEE

Me with witherburn after school news.

When will my wife (The Magnus Protocol) return from the war (reasonable break between the seasons)

do y’all know Luna

like that one teacher on TikTok and his student with the oc? Yeah I made fanart. Idk if he takes fanart off tumblr, but it’s the most fun I’ve had drawing in a while so… eh

Kind of iconic of Annabelle Cane to go to the trouble of making this long statement and then ending it with "But what if I made all that shit up? Wouldn't you like to know eyeball boy." Legend, really

me: [doesn’t finish a wip] [blows a kiss into the sky] for m’tendere 🥰🥰🥰

period cramps bad enough that im praying for gunpowder tim to take them away

My Little Pony book with a death spell inside. Yes, it most definitely came home with me

boarding school is crazy cos wdym it takes 7 hours and way too much screaming to get home once every two weeks

Like wdym I haven’t lived a full year at home since I was like 10

it’s great but like also crazy

Look, TMA is a workplace comedy, but relistening just adds an extra flavor to it. You get moments like Elias telling Jon not to cross the Lukas family and its all ominous and sinister and threatening but then you meet Peter Lukas and he turns out to be a depressed 60 year old man with social anxiety who's trapped in a situationship with a centuries old corpse possessing a stoner so he can cosplay middle management until his apocalypse idea takes off

The duality of Jonathan Sims artists